Booming Banter

I am a powerful orator ranking among the greats.

My lung capacity is exercised at every occasion.

I cry out to passing deer, bicyclists, joggers and of course other passing members of my own species.

This training of the trachea takes it toll on Dads and he too begins incessant shouting. Screams of “shut up Scooby” are often heard emanating from our ranch.

I am of the opinion that this is also good for him as it keeps his lungs in shape and gives us both something to do while we wait for Ma to get home.

Fortunately only Ma and the Bro do Siri or she’d join in too.

It will all come in useful soon as I step up and step out on the podium.

Blessing#1775-Power of Speech

It’s Laddie Boy Hardings birthday party today at the presidential library.

I asked Mom if i could go but she said it would be too hot to stay in the car while she was at work.

I feel this is an injustice.

When I’m elected I will ensure dogs are invited to my birthday and allowed to enter air conditioned quarters for as long as they wish.

Bones will be offered so they don’t get bored waiting for their humans to return.

I’m sure everyone will be satisfied and it will become a National Holiday in honor of my ability to instill happiness to all citizens!

Blessing#1774-Bone Fest

Ma is recruiting for the Kairos week-end in October. It is excruciatingly boring for me and my niece and has been relentless over the past three days!!!!

She has now made 140 calls. About 10% of people actually answer the phone. I suppose because they think she’s a nuisance.

If I hear one more time «This is Gillian I’m calling to see if you would consider being part of our team. The weekend will be October 19-22 and our team formation days are September 9,16,23,30 and October 14. I’d love to have you on board. Please get back to me as soon as possible »

I had to smell her bouquet of mint to stay conscious and The Pit clean passed out!

I think she need to deploy an alternate strategy!!!

Blessing#1773-Artificial Intelligence

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect posting.

Yet again I have been traumatized by thunderstorms.

What now happens to me is I get the shakes and they stay with me for hours after the wretched weather has worked it’s way through. Each storm make me shiver more.

I take sucker in staying close to Granny as I think she is the head honcho here.

She’s also good with calming cuddles.

I wish it was winter. Snow may be cold on the tootsies but it doesn’t do your head in.

Blessing#1772-Ear Rubs

As I’m running as an independent I can try to draw votes from either of the two established conventions.

Events like the one Ma spoke at yesterday give me great ideas. See what you need to do is rally people around a cause close to their hearts like helping needed children.

What better thing could I copy than “enriching the community »

Inspiring and accurate and perfectly fitting for now as I must be about my business!

Blessing#1701-Campaigners

Sometimes I despair of Ma! She is always taking on more things instead of focusing on me.

Take today. She is rushing and fussing and getting her hair in a twist over wait for this the “Art I of Tea”

Inspired by the handiwork of Auntie Hema she is speaking at “The Marion Women’s Club Bruch and Tour” on this very subject.

Now I’ll grant you it may be good for promoting her business and she has plenty of material from pots to cups to books and needle craft but seriously I am more important.

Short trot it will be though and then the whole day spent working on collecting my presidential thoughts or watching Jaws clean the sofas.

Blessing#1770-Choices.

Precious Peeps it’s once again a Petrified Princess posting.

Please Pitty this PITTY because I absolutely cannot take these monster storms any more.

When you are happily watching Pimple Popper and then the TV blurts out this high pitched beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and the ticker tape tells you the National weather service has issued a tornado warning for the next county Granny switches to Storm Team 4.

We then listen to the lovely Dave Massa as he tell us all to seek shelter and I’m like I got mine already handsome.

The grumpy grey Gizz on the other hand tries to bark the storm away. You should hear him. He is louder than the thunder and then Grandpa screams at him to shut up and it all gets way too noisy for me and I shake.

It’s just awful. When you see what tornadoes can do I may have to emigrate to Ireland where they only have gale force winds!!!!

Blessing#1769-Safe Places

Precious Peeps it’s once again a Petrified Princess posting.

Please Pitty this PITTY because I absolutely cannot take these monster storms any more.

When you are happily watching Pimple Popper and then the TV blurts out this high pitched beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and the ticker tape tells you the National weather service has issued a tornado warning for the next county Granny switches to Storm Team 4.

We then listen to the lovely Dave Massa as he tell us all to seek shelter and I’m like I got mine already handsome.

The grumpy grey Gizz on the other hand tries to bark the storm away. You should hear him. He is louder than the thunder and then Grandpa screams at him to shut up and it all gets way too noisy for me and I shake.

It’s just awful. When you see what tornadoes can do I may have to emigrate to Ireland where they only have gale force winds!!!!

Blessing#1769-Safe Places

Precious Peeps it’s Pits. I held off on publishing my perfect post until now to see if old Granny had any good news on her AC.

She’s still waiting at work for the tech to come. He passed by yesterday but didn’t have the part to fix it and was meant to come this afternoon but has still not turned up.

I fear the worst.

This morning she was in such a state I offered her my Nyla to chew.

She said I was kind but there were too many slobbers in it and they were all over my face too.

Hearing the S word the Grey Gizz jumped in and started cleaning me up. He’s such an old fussy.

He’s hateful. I have to watch him and the snacks like a hawk.

Hope Dad or Granny get back soon as I’m busting for a pee.

Keep praying for speedy repairs while we wait!!

Blessing#1768-Stepwise

Sometimes you really need a good joke. Well we can always count on cousin Krishna to deliver.

Often of a morning we wake up to find a funny from him.

Today he surpassed himself with this one he classed as “Corny”

See we appreciated this because we didn’t get much sleep.

No thunder last night except in Ma’s head.

We found out last evening that the air conditioning unit has packed up in the apartment above the tearoom.

Ma’s been tossing and turning all night hoping it can be fixed. The technician is coming to inspect it this morning.

She says she is getting too old for all this drama and has already plenty to cope with!

I did my bounded duties and snuggled up as close as I could to provided her comfort.

I know this too will pass but it clean wears me out this worrying with her!

Blessing#1767-Comforters