Booming Banter

Sometimes I wake up feeling wicked. Take this morning.

Ma is always looking for ideas for kids parties and she takes lots of pics of them from facebook. She’s full of good intentions but when it comes to the bit she never does make them.

That’s no problem though as it means less stress for her but it gives me a giggle.

Take this that she came across just now as an example. Strawberries cut up to look like KONG.

Just as soon as I’ve finished this message I’m heading to the kitchen to show him and explain that these are edible!

Imagine if he was so shocked he fainted and croaked. JAWS would be broken hearted and might die too and then I’d me free to be just me!

I’d be so happy

Blessing#2764-Tootifrutti

Sometimes I wake up feeling wicked. Take this morning.

Ma is always looking for ideas for kids parties and she takes lots of pics of them from facebook. She’s full of good intentions but when it comes to the bit she never does make them.

That’s no problem though as it means less stress for her but it gives me a giggle.

Take this that she came across just now as an example. Strawberries cut up to look like KONG.

Just as soon as I’ve finished this message I’m heading to the kitchen to show him and explain that these are edible!

Imagine if he was so shocked he fainted and croaked. JAWS would be broken hearted and might die too and then I’d me free to be just me!

I’d be so happy

Blessing#2764-Tootifrutti

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to heave you over the humpty.

It’s wet wet wet here but the good thing is there is no need to water. Everything is growing at a fierce rate.

At the old ranch we had someone cut the grass for us but here Granny has left it up to my Dad. He does it once a week on his day off which is Thursday.

We have decided we’re going with the natural vegetation of the area and are not using any weed killer or fertilizer so we have a lot of different plant varieties that all blend together to form a green carpet of sorts.

Granny says it is less maintenance and when it’s cut it all looks the same.

It’s sorta like an experiment in living. We’re going to get what grows.

It’s a laid back approach to life very much like my own.

I feel my influence is rubbing off on Granny she just might be becoming a little bit more mellow.

I’ll keep working on her and you too if you like. Ditch the desire for anything that induces stress and be like me and glory in what is given.

WOW bet that made your Wednesday wonderful just keep doing as I tell you and I’ll talk to you Friday.

Love y’all.

Blessing#2763-Back to Nature.

Yesterday we went for a long car ride.

Since we moved we still hadn’t changed our pharmacy.

On Sunday Dad announced that he’d run out of one of his meds. Ma was mad. Why did he wait till he’d run out to tell her!

Anyway she called and the refill was ready for pickup along with two others so she bundled Jaws and me in the car and we took off.

It was a nice day for a spin so that calmed her down a little but we were disappointed she didn’t take us to our old neighborhood she just turned around and came back home.

This time though she went straight to the local branch of the pharmacy chain in our new town and in an instant things were organized for future prescriptions to be picked up just five minutes from home rather than one hour away!

Why she didn’t make the switch earlier is beyond me but you know I love the car so I was happy.

Blessing#2762-Better Late than Never

I’m speaking to Ma again because she took us trotting yesterday. Also, being canine I find it excessively difficult to be grumpy for long.

I know the niece calls me the GRUMPY GIZZARD but that’s because I’m more refined than she is. I’m not your bouncing of the wall kind of guy but I’m pretty loving when it comes to my peeps.

You know the way humans have Type A and Type B personalities well my theory is the same is true for dogs. There is the crazy in your face types like Nala who bound into a room and almost take you out with their tail and then there is the slow approach sniff you out sorts like me.

There very definitely must be a reason why we are not all the same. It must benefit the universe equilibrium or stabilize the stars.

Anyway it gives us added purpose on a Monday so rejoice in being you whether you’re a neutron or a proton!

Blessing#2761-Balanced Beings

I am excessively annoyed with everything right now. I might just snarl if you aren’t careful!

Ma went to prison work all day yesterday. She just threw me and Jaws out in the yard for our jobs before she left at 8:00. No trots at all.

When she came home at 4:00 she said she was freezing and wasn’t going out again so back to the yard we went.

She then proceeded to watch a stupid docuseries in its entirety without so much as an ear scratch.

When the Bro came home, ate his dinner and retired to his chambers with Jaws to watch sport I went with him.

Early this morning Jaws tried to usurp my place in the Bros bed so I got a little antsy and this woke Ma up and she came and forced me into her chamber.

So now I’m not speaking to anyone.

Blessing#2760-Huffing

You know the way some people like to go on dates well Ma’s idea of a date is a simple dinner and a movie. Oh and fizz but that she’d have any night!!

Take yesterday. The Bro was out at THE AVIATORS football game in Columbus so Ma made herself and Dad egg and onion sandwiches with leftover egg salad from the tearoom. Took five minutes max.

She had a hankering for something Indian on screen. I feared the worst that we’d be subjected to Gandhi again but hoorah instead we had the David Lean version of EM Foster’s classic “A PASSAGE TO INDIA”

Dad loves it because he gets a glimpse of his hometown Bombay and the Gateway at the start.

It’s such a great story and everyone can make up their own explanation for why Miss Quested claimed she was attacked my Dr Aziz when she eventually confessed she wasn’t. Ma puts it down to heat stroke.

Anyway it leaves you feeling that you’ve been half way round the world when you only left your sofa for a pee.

I enjoyed it. So much more interesting than Forensic Files.

Blessing#2759-Home Cinema

Precious Peeps it’s Pits here I’m PERFECT as always and ready to whistle you into a wonderful weekend.

We have returned to winter and have had to turn the heat on in the kennel. Nonetheless Consuelo is still cleaning the pool so that just as soon as we possibly can we’re ready to take the plunge.

I like watching her work and walk along the side of the water sniffing as I go.

It is good for my balance and feels like I am walking on a cat walk.

That could be my next venture sexy swimwear.

Skin tight black like the costume I’m wearing is always so slimming.

Kong says he will be my manager as his familiarity with water will get me extra endorsements.

Hope where you are it’s sunnier and warmer than here but fear not I’m planning to still have fun.

Love you all almost as much as myself.

Blessing#2758-Top Models

Have you been following the visit of the King and Queen to the USA?

They are certainly packing a lot into their trip.

I’ve had to listen to all the speeches as Ma is keen to get every nuance. It was a great surprise that Rory got a shout out from President Trump. We think that’s a BIG hint to the King that a certain person deserves a knighthood.

All in all the speeches have been entertaining as well as highly diplomatic.

You have to ask yourself where these people in their late seventies get their energy from.

Maybe if we had cooks and dressers and cleaners and drivers and such we’d have their stamina too but you have to give it to them they are all working hard.

I know this evening we’ll have more to listen to but I’m resigned to it for now.

Blessing#2757-Between the Lines

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to heave you over the humpty.

Today I have a piece of Pitty philosophy for you.

Sometimes you’ve got to wait.

Take me. When Daddy goes to work I sit at the door for a while just in case he’s made a mistake and it’s his day off and he comes back.

Usually I sit there for about ten minutes before KONG calls and I go chat with him.

Life then usually swings into action. Granny takes the Gizz and me trotting, I have a long siesta when she goes to work and then before you know it Granny’s home and it’s dinner time for me.

When Granny starts cooking I know it won’t be long till Dad is back so I take my place again behind the door and eventually he arrives.

Now here’s the thing I could have sat there all day just waiting and doing nothing but instead I packed in quite a bit. So if your waiting for something special be like me and get yourself some fun distraction like a good walk or a good sleep or a good meal and the time will fly by.

Speaking of meals I hear the kibble hitting the bowl.

I’ll be back Friday with more wisdom for the weekend

Blessing#2756-Purposeful Patience