Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here not nearly as PERFECT as normal.

I am recovering but still can’t help thinking of Kong and all I want to do is spend time alone.

Scooby has been a stalwart standing by my side. I never thought I’d say it but he’s not a bad sort.

Perhaps this will be a turning point in the road for our relationship.

We might become pals.

If I were a betting beast I wouldn’t put great odds in it but for the moment he’s helping me.

I thank you all for your support and remain your Precious Princess.

Blessing#2814-Surprise Support

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here not nearly as PERFECT as normal.

I am recovering but still can’t help thinking of Kong and all I want to do is spend time alone.

Scooby has been a stalwart standing by my side. I never thought I’d say it but he’s not a bad sort.

Perhaps this will be a turning point in the road for our relationship.

We might become pals.

If I were a betting beast I wouldn’t put great odds in it but for the moment he’s helping me.

I thank you all for your support and remain your Precious Princess.

Blessing#2814-Surprise Support

I know most of you think of me as a Grumpy old Gizzard but I do have a heart too.

Nala is genuinely sad about the loss of Kong so I have been taking care of her.

I tried playing chase but she wasn’t up to that so I’ve been giving her some snuggles.

Her Dad is also very sympathetic to her state of mind and allowed us all to shack up with him in his kennel last night.

Nala hardly moved. Between sadness and storms she was petrified like a stone.

I’m planning to stay close to her and give her lots of TLC till she improves.

Once she back to normal I may nuke her.

Just kidding!

Blessing#2813-Compassionate Companion

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here on this horrible humpty.

My beloved Kong has passed to the great swimming pool in the sky.

He was going great guns one minute and the next he was gone.

My tiny Pitty patter heart is broken.

He was so kind and so supportive of all my multitude of endeavors.

I am not sure what I will do without him but now is your turn to heave me over this huge bump in my road.

Today I’ll just sleep some more and dream of happy times we shared.

I know Kong will always be watching over me.

Blessing#2812-Everlasting Love

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here on this horrible humpty.

My beloved Kong has passed to the great swimming pool in the sky.

He was going great guns one minute and the next he was gone.

My tiny Pitty patter heart is broken.

He was so kind and so supportive of all my multitude of endeavors.

I am not sure what I will do without him but now is your turn to heave me over this huge bump in my road.

Today I’ll just sleep some more and dream of happy times we shared.

I know Kong will always be watching over me.

Blessing#2812-Everlasting Love

We all have little gifts. Mine is being sensitive to situations. I can feel the mood.

Ma has explained to me many times that she has a color chart in her head and can match things in different places. So if she sees a pair of trousers in one place she can match it with a shirt in another.

You can take this to extremes though.

She can even match handbags with ice buckets.

Why you may ask, as I did, would you do this?

The answer from my Ma.

Why not? She thinks there is reason for this out there somewhere in the universe

Blessing#2811-Snap

I’m not in the habit of using words that you’d need a dictionary by your side to understand but that posh Princess is a different case.

PERFUNCTORY indeed. What the heck.

Well Ma told me how the use of that word in yesterday’s epistle was down to Ma herself not the PIT.

See Ma wakes up in the middle of the night and sometimes a word hits her like a bolt from the blue. She thinks she knows its meaning but is not absolutely certain so in order to make sure she never doubts what it means again she has to use it in context.

So that’s why that word was included.

Why it had to relate it to me is sad though the PIT could have used it in some other context.

Do you like people who use such words. I’m not sure about them. I understand why Ma had to get it out of her system but it s not my thing!

Blessing#2810-Style

Precious Perps it’s PITS here today as the PERFECT daughter to wish my wonderful Daddy a happy Father’s Day.

I took the reins from the Grey Gizzard this morning as I knew he would only give a perfunctory tribute to Grandpa.

He is not capable of profuse pampering such as I can give.

My Daddy is outstanding; so generous with snacks, so snuggly, so sweet and super strong too.

He is like me a beautiful and gifted individual possessed of diverse talents from cooking to acting.

Here is is just yesterday in his role as Al Capone.

Doesn’t he look the part.

I am so lucky to have him but then so too is he lucky to have me since as you all know I am quite perfect in every regard.

I must be off now time for my secretary to make coffee and for us all to eat cinnamon rolls for brekkie except of course poor Kong but he’ll get a kiss instead.

Love to all Dads and Grandpas hug them hard!

Blessing#2809-Gushing Greetings

Did you watch the Scotland game last night?

They really fought hard against Morocco and in our house we all think they should have had at least a draw.

If they could just get the ball in the net! They can certainly get it close but just a better finish is needed.

We’re still hopeful they might make it to the next round if they can just hold Brazil to a draw.

The Tartan Army is getting great publicity here for all their effort cleaning and being generally good sports.

Let’s keep cheering.

Blessing#2808-Haggis Hope

Precious Peeps it’s Pits here as PERFECT as ever and ready to whistle you into another wonderful weekend.

Granny has a murder mystery at the tearoom tomorrow and is busy planning for that.

My Dad has the lead role.

I told Granny that she needed to include me as I’m pretty sure Al Capone must have had a Protection Pitty.

She said no only service dogs are allowed in the establishment.

What am I then if I’m not a service dog. I protect, I love, I calm, I provide reassurance I even clean floors and sofas but she said NO!

Sometimes Grannies can be mean.

Oh well I’m sure they’ll be leftovers from the luncheon so it’s not all bad.

Be like me see the bright side in every situation and keep chewing.

Off now for brekkie and to kiss Kong.

Hope your weekend is as good as you are!

Blessing#2807-Pitty Plots