Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s the PERFECT One here to heave you happily over the humpty.

You know I can never be outdone when it comes to beauty or fashion or new trends as I am a Precious PRINCESS.

Well I got Granny to Chat me up. She used a photo with my Dad just in case you don’t recognize the dude with the sunglasses!

Don’t I look swell?

I’m thinking I may have to put it in a frame and set it in the island by Kong’s dish. That way he’d have me around night and day.

He’s so in love with me and of course I understand why. Who could resist one so wonderful!

Hope that you’re all having as much fun as me. Talk Friday and in the meantime keep up the admiration as I adore it

Blessing#2700-Star Power

Precious Peeps it’s the PERFECT One here to heave you happily over the humpty.

You know I can never be outdone when it comes to beauty or fashion or new trends as I am a Precious PRINCESS.

Well I got Granny to Chat me up. She used a photo with my Dad just in case you don’t recognize the dude with the sunglasses!

Don’t I look swell?

I’m thinking I may have to put it in a frame and set it in the island by Kong’s dish. That way he’d have me around night and day.

He’s so in love with me and of course I understand why. Who could resist one so wonderful!

Hope that you’re all having as much fun as me. Talk Friday and in the meantime keep up the admiration as I adore it

Blessing#2700-Star Power

What a great day we had yesterday. Ma had to go to pick up mail from our old house and she took Jaws and me with her for the ride.

Jaws was so excited when we reached the old street that she jumped from the trunk clean into the front seat.

That’s not the best bit though. We met Aunty Denise and it was just like old times we all went for a good trot together around Cardinal Hill.

Just as we were approaching the hill itself who should show but Remington and his Mom.

The niece was apoplectic with delight at seeing her beau so I had to haul her into heal.

We left a gazillion post on mailboxes and fire hydrants so all our friends knew we’d paid a visit!

It was all so awesome and to be repeated but we were still quite happy to jump in the car and return to the ranch!

Blessing#2699-Old Hone Turf

I often talk to you about snuggling up tight. Well some of you may benefit from clarification.

You take your hooman and when they have covered themselves with their bedding you get right up beside them and make a firm barrier between them and the rest of the bed.

If you sleep with two humans you must be in between them.

This will provide both warmth and security and prevent them tossing and turning.

If you know anyone who has trouble sleeping please share and advise them to take a trip to the nearest rescue shelter.

There the week has begun on a very positive note.

Blessing#2698-Squeezes

Ma is always some steps behind!

As you know many people have been using ChatGPT for a while now but Ma only caught on to it this week.

Aunty Paula had tried to show her how to use it weeks ago but Ma got stuck with the app download. This week though Aunty Paula took her through the entire process and VOILA dear reader she is now hooked.

She has made a flyer or two for her Saint Patrick’s Day event, a cartoon for the tearoom featuring me and the niece even though we never go there and now one just of Ma and me.

I suppose if this keeps her sweet I can’t complain just as long as it doesn’t detract from healthy pursuits like trotting.

Blessing#2697-New Toy

Precious Peeps it’s PITS! I know I know it’s Saturday and I usually don’t post today but I also know you wouldn’t survive till the humpty without hearing from me.

Sad about Val but Kong is doing fine since he has me! Such a lucky fish to have such a dish as a true love!!

I’m shaping up for swim season with Granny. She took me and the stinking Gizz for another three miler yesterday as it’s glorious walking weather.

We saw another dog a great big Saint Bernard who wasn’t fenced in. I attempted a “meet and greet” but the sausage on sticks intervened and wouldn’t allow me to! I truly hate him. He is mean and ugly.

Anyway the Pope has said that for Lent we must only say true and nice things. All of the above is true just ignore anything that isn’t nice.

I won’t mention the Grey thing again. Well that may not be true.

OK I’ll try to be less mean.

Love you all very much. Stay cool and be like me friendly, adventurous and gorgeous.

Must rush to kiss King! Talk on the humpty.

Blessing#2696-Saturday Surprise

Howdy Partners it’s your very own Cowboy Kong here with breaking news! Heartbreaking to be precise.

Now now don’t panic my little pretty DISH Princess Nala is just fine she’s here with me as I dictate to Granny but I’m alone again. (Kudos to any who immediately said “Naturally” you’re right Gilberts!)

Val has gone to the big aquarium in the sky.

We were getting along just fine and then all of a sudden Val croaked.

I put it down to too much excitement that a little heart could not handle.

See we had a visitor and Granny made them drinks and snacks and the hoomans all sat eating them in the kitchen.

My Princess was confined to her chamber, her uncle was on his throne so we fish were the closest to the munchies.

We felt sure they’d sling us a crumb so we kept diving and dipping and diving some more. The more they talked the more we did our aerobics.

When the guest left all of a sudden Val just stopped swimming and floated to the surface.

Granny tried to resuscitate Val with a water change but nothing doing she was a goner.

So a corporate decision has been taken by our CEO. Granny has declared that I am to henceforth swim solo.

Honestly I do miss Val who was fun to sling a few shots with but since I have only one true love my sweet Pitty I will survive! That’s for any Gloria fans out there.

Hope y’all can get over this and have a good weekend.

Blessing#2695-Dish Disco.

Y’all know that it is not unheard of for Ma to grab a free gift on trash day from the curb.

Well last year when we were in the midst of remodeling the new ranch she spotted a little chair one day and thought it would be perfect and comfy for Dad to sit on when he was up inspecting progress.

It wouldn’t matter if it got dust or paint or grease or anything on it but you know what that little chair was pristine at the end of the renovation.

Ma said it would be a shame to get rid of it since it was the first piece to make a move into the new house.

It now sits in the little reading room that joins the kitchen to the living room and you know what it’s MINE!

It is the perfect spot to watch all the activities. I can smell the cooking, see the kitchen table and window and the front door and watch TV at the same time.

I retire there regularly around 7:30pm when I’ve had enough of the niece and just want to chill.

It has become known now as Scooby’s seat and I just love it and know that the day Ma grabbed it was a day that God was looking out for me.

Blessing#2694-Thrones

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here PERFECT as always and ready to heave you over the humpty with hilarity.

I have not stopped laughing since Monday afternoon. I bet you can guess why.

Every single little lump and bump on the body of the stinking Gizz is now visible thanks to his new coiffure.

He really is chunky. It’s like he’s a huge sausage stuck on four little chop stick legs.

There is probably no dog in the universe who looks so different with and without his coat.

Even his face is transformed. His jaw line becomes so evident and his eyebrows pop like pickles.

I’m so glad I’m me and don’t have hair that grows. That way I always look just like myself.

Kong says I’m svelte, slim and stunning.

Aren’t you lucky to know me.

I love y’all almost as much as myself and the fish in the dish. Talk Friday in the meantime keep up the giggles.

Blessing#2693-Exposure

Well I got the chop! It was time and I feel refreshed minus all those mats and tats!

The shampoo scent is also cool, a little more masculine than usual.

I had to snuggle a little closer to Ma to keep warm but that wasn’t too terrible and I have had a great sleep.

Now all I need to do is find a way to get her to take me out so I can show off my fine figure.

I’ve yet to find any dates in this district but there surely must be some fine fillies ready for my attention.

Blessing#2692-Springy