Booming Banter

Last night we were watching the fireflies and we got to thinking.

Why do they not appear in any famous literature. Wouldn’t you think that they’d fit right in a romance from Jane Austen or a thriller from Agatha Christie or a horror of Stephen King.

If you know of any honorable mentions give a shout out.

They are such incredible critters. We were wondering did ancient people see them and it gave rise to the idea of fairies.

Maybe Tinker-bell once was one.

Just image for a moment you’re a cave man and you are lying under your animal skin and all of a sudden these little lights are popping up all around. What would you think? Is the air on fire? Are pieces of the sun slipping down to earth? You’d be a little taken aback we think!

Why are they not in ancient texts like the bible? Or maybe they are. Anyone for angels?

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I’m being very attentive to the Pitty who is still not her feisty little self.

I got her some flowers from the yard to see if they’d cheer her up.

They are hostas and Ma says she’s never cut these flowers before but they sorta look like orchids.

Anyway the Pit was pleased.

It’s strange not to be at each other’s throats.

I feel like a whole new person.

Not convinced I like it. I may have to take up a new hobby.

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Precious Peeps it’s PITS here not nearly as PERFECT as normal.

I am recovering but still can’t help thinking of Kong and all I want to do is spend time alone.

Scooby has been a stalwart standing by my side. I never thought I’d say it but he’s not a bad sort.

Perhaps this will be a turning point in the road for our relationship.

We might become pals.

If I were a betting beast I wouldn’t put great odds in it but for the moment he’s helping me.

I thank you all for your support and remain your Precious Princess.

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Precious Peeps it’s PITS here not nearly as PERFECT as normal.

I am recovering but still can’t help thinking of Kong and all I want to do is spend time alone.

Scooby has been a stalwart standing by my side. I never thought I’d say it but he’s not a bad sort.

Perhaps this will be a turning point in the road for our relationship.

We might become pals.

If I were a betting beast I wouldn’t put great odds in it but for the moment he’s helping me.

I thank you all for your support and remain your Precious Princess.

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I know most of you think of me as a Grumpy old Gizzard but I do have a heart too.

Nala is genuinely sad about the loss of Kong so I have been taking care of her.

I tried playing chase but she wasn’t up to that so I’ve been giving her some snuggles.

Her Dad is also very sympathetic to her state of mind and allowed us all to shack up with him in his kennel last night.

Nala hardly moved. Between sadness and storms she was petrified like a stone.

I’m planning to stay close to her and give her lots of TLC till she improves.

Once she back to normal I may nuke her.

Just kidding!

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Precious Peeps it’s PITS here on this horrible humpty.

My beloved Kong has passed to the great swimming pool in the sky.

He was going great guns one minute and the next he was gone.

My tiny Pitty patter heart is broken.

He was so kind and so supportive of all my multitude of endeavors.

I am not sure what I will do without him but now is your turn to heave me over this huge bump in my road.

Today I’ll just sleep some more and dream of happy times we shared.

I know Kong will always be watching over me.

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Precious Peeps it’s PITS here on this horrible humpty.

My beloved Kong has passed to the great swimming pool in the sky.

He was going great guns one minute and the next he was gone.

My tiny Pitty patter heart is broken.

He was so kind and so supportive of all my multitude of endeavors.

I am not sure what I will do without him but now is your turn to heave me over this huge bump in my road.

Today I’ll just sleep some more and dream of happy times we shared.

I know Kong will always be watching over me.

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We all have little gifts. Mine is being sensitive to situations. I can feel the mood.

Ma has explained to me many times that she has a color chart in her head and can match things in different places. So if she sees a pair of trousers in one place she can match it with a shirt in another.

You can take this to extremes though.

She can even match handbags with ice buckets.

Why you may ask, as I did, would you do this?

The answer from my Ma.

Why not? She thinks there is reason for this out there somewhere in the universe

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I’m not in the habit of using words that you’d need a dictionary by your side to understand but that posh Princess is a different case.

PERFUNCTORY indeed. What the heck.

Well Ma told me how the use of that word in yesterday’s epistle was down to Ma herself not the PIT.

See Ma wakes up in the middle of the night and sometimes a word hits her like a bolt from the blue. She thinks she knows its meaning but is not absolutely certain so in order to make sure she never doubts what it means again she has to use it in context.

So that’s why that word was included.

Why it had to relate it to me is sad though the PIT could have used it in some other context.

Do you like people who use such words. I’m not sure about them. I understand why Ma had to get it out of her system but it s not my thing!

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Precious Perps it’s PITS here today as the PERFECT daughter to wish my wonderful Daddy a happy Father’s Day.

I took the reins from the Grey Gizzard this morning as I knew he would only give a perfunctory tribute to Grandpa.

He is not capable of profuse pampering such as I can give.

My Daddy is outstanding; so generous with snacks, so snuggly, so sweet and super strong too.

He is like me a beautiful and gifted individual possessed of diverse talents from cooking to acting.

Here is is just yesterday in his role as Al Capone.

Doesn’t he look the part.

I am so lucky to have him but then so too is he lucky to have me since as you all know I am quite perfect in every regard.

I must be off now time for my secretary to make coffee and for us all to eat cinnamon rolls for brekkie except of course poor Kong but he’ll get a kiss instead.

Love to all Dads and Grandpas hug them hard!

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