Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to heave you over the humpty.

I’m feeling so sweet because I slept most of yesterday. It was a stinky poo day. All rain rain rain except for a little window early on when Granny took us trotting.

I can’t stand the rain. I believe there’s an old song with that title that some of you more mature followers will now likely be singing all day.

Rain makes me feel all gooey and cold so I hold on to my pee until I’m about to bust and just snuggle into or under the bed and snore.

This is most beneficial. Deep sleep removes wrinkles and renders you more beautiful than you can ever imagine.

If you intersperse these intense therapy sessions with some light refreshments you’re all set to be in a super cool place when the sun comes out again.

Be like me adopt such strategy and sparkle.

I’ll talk to you Friday if I’m awake if not I’ll a send you the stinking Gizz instead! He never sleeps deep that’s why he looks so grumpy!

Blessing#2936-Coma Toes

Yesterday we had a good day celebrating Dad. The bro took the day off work so we all could be home together.

It was warm and sunny all day so we lads and Jaws did leaves and yard work while Ma did her usual baking for the tearoom.

We had little siestas and then had lasagne and chocolate cake for dinner because Dad liked them..

We lit a few candles for him too.

All in all his birthday was a wonderful day full of goodness. We felt his vibes.

Blessing#2935-Favorite Things

Yesterday we had a good day celebrating Dad. The bro took the day off work so we all could be home together.

It was warm and sunny all day so we lads and Jaws did leaves and yard work while Ma did her usual baking for the tearoom.

We had little siestas and then had lasagne and chocolate cake for dinner because Dad liked them..

We lit a few candles for him too.

All in all his birthday was a wonderful day full of goodness. We felt his vibes.

Blessing#2935-Favorite Things

It’s our dad’s birthday today so his first in heaven.

He sent me a message just now, thanks to Chat GPT, to let me know that he’s having a great time but he does miss us too.

As you can see he’s with Darcy and Bingley and Dibley and they are having a party with all the family and friends up there.

Don’t they all look so well snuggled up together.

I must rush and show this to Ma and the Bro and Jaws.

I wonder will Dolly do a little performance at the party.

Blessing#2934-Celebrations

The hour change does my head in.

I was awake at five thirty so I decided Ma needed to wake up too so I started licking my paw.

That always gets her going.

She went and got her phone and groaned “Oh no it’s way to early we must sleep some more Scoob”

So we did.

But now I’ve had enough so I’m licking again.

It’s done the trick. Off for brekkie

Blessing#2933-Disrupted

We thought that you’d all like to have an update on our super sweet Shivam.

He’s the cutest munchkin on the planet.

He chats regularly with his fans around the world including us.

As you can see he is extremely advanced in communication and can even give high fives.

All this and not yet two months.

We are convinced he’s going to be an extra special person when he’s done being our little sweetheart sunshine.

Blessing#2932-Bright Boy

Do you like Halloween? For me it’s so so because there are all these bones about but you can’t chew them.

Ma always buys tons of candy but I don’t get any because “dogs can’t METABOLIZE chocolate Scooby”!!

As for pumpkin it’s just bla but it’s everywhere!

There now if you weren’t feeling up to trick or treating you have a good excuse.

Just say you are a follower of a very wise werewolf and you’re not spooked at all.

Blessing#2931-Hocus Pocus

Precious Peeps it’s Pits here to whistle you into another wonderful weekend.

Y’all know by now that my Granny is a nutter.

Most everyone who lives in Ohio closes up their pool in early September well before the leaves start falling.

Not granny. She still has our open and man is it collecting leaves.

Why you may ask. Is the old gal into cold water swimming or what?

No dear reader it’s simply because she likes to look at it.

Well I suppose it’s pretty. Contrasts well with the foliage. Accentuates its beauty sorta like me looking in a mirror.

Be like Granny and me do whatever takes your fancy this weekend and don’t worry if anyone calls you crazy.

No matter what remember I love you almost as much as myself.

Blessing#2930-Splash Pad

I don’t understand algorithms but I like some of the Facebook feed that I’ve seen Ma receiving recently.

They’re all about little houses on wheels.

For some reason we are receiving about five of these each day.

Why is that? Is it because we clicked on one?

Is it because we look like we need a vacation.

Is it because at a certain age people start buying such vehicles.

Is it that in fall people start thinking of escaping the Midwest before the ice storms roll in.

Who knows but these little vehicles sure look cute.

I could see myself riding shotgun and the. Having a good sleep.

We could stay in parks and picnic. Should we get one?

Blessing#2929-Home on the Road

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to heave you over the humpty and as PERFECT as ever.

I am delighted to inform you that dear Aretha has been returned to her usual spot in front of our garage.

She has been completely restored to braking boldness and not just that she’s had her spark plugs changed and a whole slew of other things that were coming due.

The dealership thought it would be a good way to thank us for our understanding and patience and we said thank you very much.

This got me thinking about maintenance in living critters. We don’t have spark plugs but just imagine we did what would we feel like if they were changed. I’d say we’d be friskier maybe funnier certainly more alert and full of beans.

So let’s for the sake of it pretend today on this humpty that we like Aretha have had a makeover and run around sparkling.

Try it and see I bet people notice the difference if they don’t just tell them I’m available to provide therapy.

Blessing#2928-New Bits