Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to whisk you into a wonderful weekend.

I’ve been doing great and smell spring in the air. It is almost as delightful as Granny’s feet.

The Old Gal has been good to her word and taken us for good trots these past days so I have rewarded her with a fine foot massage on our return.

There is nothing better than a good lick except a real chunky chew. I could of course have a go at eating her toes but that would impact future outings. This week I did eat a wooden spatula that had bacon grease on it. Don’t ask me how it happened to jump out of the frying pan.

So as you can see I’m just as happy as can be. I’m getting lots of love from my Fish in his Dish and plenty of delicious activities going on.

I trust you too will enjoy some equally exciting fun these next days and be nearly as PERFECTLY PERKY as this PITTY.

Stay cool and if you can’t get someone to lick your tootsies!

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Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to whisk you into a wonderful weekend.

I’ve been doing great and smell spring in the air. It is almost as delightful as Granny’s feet.

The Old Gal has been good to her word and taken us for good trots these past days so I have rewarded her with a fine foot massage on our return.

There is nothing better than a good lick except a real chunky chew. I could of course have a go at eating her toes but that would impact future outings. This week I did eat a wooden spatula that had bacon grease on it. Don’t ask me how it happened to jump out of the frying pan.

So as you can see I’m just as happy as can be. I’m getting lots of love from my Fish in his Dish and plenty of delicious activities going on.

I trust you too will enjoy some equally exciting fun these next days and be nearly as PERFECTLY PERKY as this PITTY.

Stay cool and if you can’t get someone to lick your tootsies!

Blessing#2688-Spa Effects

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to whisk you into a wonderful weekend.

I’ve been doing great and smell spring in the air. It is almost as delightful as Granny’s feet.

The Old Gal has been good to her word and taken us for good trots these past days so I have rewarded her with a fine foot massage on our return.

There is nothing better than a good lick except a real chunky chew. I could of course have a go at eating her toes but that would impact future outings. This week I did eat a wooden spatula that had bacon grease on it. Don’t ask me how it happened to jump out of the frying pan.

So as you can see I’m just as happy as can be. I’m getting lots of love from my Fish in his Dish and plenty of delicious activities going on.

I trust you too will enjoy some equally exciting fun these next days and be nearly as PERFECTLY PERKY as this PITTY.

Stay cool and if you can’t get someone to lick your tootsies!

Blessing#2688-Spa Effects

We got a rude awakening at 5:30am.

The Bro comes into our room and shouts at Ma to wake up! She thought the worst but it wasn’t it was all about the breaking news!

Can you believe it the Andrew formerly known as Prince has been arrested! On his birthday to boot! Misconduct in Public Office!

This gives some medieval vibes to the current period. Those ancients were always throwing each other into the tower weren’t they.

As we type the King has spoken saying the THE LAW MUST TAKE ITS COURSE!!

Oh my goodness this is epic I must eat or I may faint!

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Precious Peeps it’s the PERFECT one here to heave you over the humpty.

Hope you enjoyed your dumplings or pancakes yesterday.

There is so much going on this week I just can’t believe it; Granny’s birthday, Presidents Day, Pancake Tuesday, Chinese New Year and now today the start of Lent and the start of Ramadan. Holy smoke how many things all happening at once.

It must be something to do with the moon or the stars.

That would make Granny kind of special and I knew that already.

She may shout and scream now and then but since the ice has melted she’s trotting like a gelding. Took us for a three miler yesterday!

I have it on good authority that the intent over Lent is to get in at least one good walk a day. Let’s see!

Must dash now as Dad will be coming home from the night shift and he and me need to feed Kong and Val so they can gobble up and do their stuff before Granny changes their water.

Love for now, I’ll stay PERFECT and we’ll talk on Friday.

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It was exceptionally kind of the country to declare a national holiday for Ma’s birthday. It felt fun to have everyone off work just for her!!!

It was also exceptionally kind of DISNEY+HULU to launch LOVE STORY. They hit us up with just three episodes which was a perfect quantity for maximum enjoyment.

Ma was enthralled. It is a wonderful tale of love between JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette.

So far we’ve only got to the part where they meet and he is still dating Daryl Hannah while Carolyn is working at Calvin Klein.

It’s all recent history but so cool as Ma can remember it all from reading People magazine like it was yesterday.

Anyway the end to this chapter comes with the death of Jackie O and is so sad.

This has got it all. Drama, fashion, highs and lows and of course LOVE.

You absolutely must catch it if you can. Ma is predicting it will be as good as the Crown!

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I’m lying here close to Ma as she goes through all her birthday wishes on Facebook.

It makes her sweeter!

Isn’t it incredible that because of this app she can get messages from people all over the world some of whom she hasn’t seen in more than half a century.

Ma tells me that when she sees photos of her best pals from her elementary school that she still can see the girl or boy as they were when they all parted company at age 11.

In their faces now on Facebook with their children and grandchildren she can still see the child.

It’s probably like that in heaven too that people are always the same person but you can see them at different times and places and still recognize them.

Enough now of this deep dive let us proceed to festive feasting and eat some chocolate cake for brekkie. I promise I’ll only have a crumb or two!!

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Well howdy partners hope y’all had a swell day of LOVE yesterday!

Mine was exceptionally fine as my little DISH Princess Nala sent her old daddy out shoppin’ to get me some drops for my water treatment and he came back with a cutie pie surprise for me.

He got me my very own little partner a sweet chocolate fish.

Now listen up y’all this ain’t no edible cocoa derivative this is a LIVIN DOLL!

Of course we had to find a name for the critter so not being so smart we called him/her/it VALENTINE.

That’ll be VAl for short.

Man I was so touched by the love in the heart of that Pitty of mine to do such a thing that I clean burst out crying.

Such a gal I got and now I have my little swimmer species to keep me busy.

I’m one happy cowboy! I’m still KING KONG but I ain’t no longer no lonesome cowboy!

( P. S. Hope y’all are reading this with my good olde southern boy accent!!!)

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You know Ma and me often moan about Casey Jones tooting. Well last night he amplified his act. We thought at one point he’d derailed and was in our yard!

We just woke up this morning and discovered why.

Seems two pedestrians were hit by a train last night in our town.

Why oh why would you walk on train tracks when a train is coming?

Now while we are deeply sad for the families affected by this tragedy we sympathize with Casey.

Toot away dear friend you’re doing your job keeping everyone safe.

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Precious Peeps it’s Pits here to whistle you into a wonderful weekend of LOVE!

I am so blessed to have fallen for a fish.

He has such a great eye for everything. That bowl must really help him focus.

He has assured me that I am the most beautiful beast on this planet. Of course I knew that anyway.

Nonetheless he has encouraged me to flaunt my stuff so I’ve taken to posing like a super model.

What do you think. Could I elevate my elegance to any higher level!

Granny says I look like the sphinx, Grandpa is apoplectic with fury at the impact this might have on his settee and Dad is the happy snapper.

I just love my look and best of all I can fix my eyes on KONG in the kitchen from the living room.

So dear hearts as you prepare for the feast of love tomorrow be like me and strut your stuff and if you can’t do that just find the perfect pose and pout.

I love y’all but I love the FISH in the DISH more.

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