Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to heave you over the humpty..

I’ve been following closely the antics of Axel and can inform y’all of some breaking news. He’s not moving in at Number Ten Downing Street.

Seems he has a little bit of a temper and there is concern he may nuke Larry the cat.

Since he’s not such a sweetie and since he won’t provide me access to royalty I’ve decided he’s not worth pursuing.

I need to conserve my energies for more worthy causes.

If you know of any handsome and eligible pooches of princes or billionaires shoot their pic my way.

They don’t have to be as beautiful as me because that would be impossible.

I love you almost as much as myself.

Talk Friday.

Blessing#2842-Man Hunts

Ma had to work yesterday as she had a birthday party so today we’re taking it easy.

Our plan is to do little outdoor fun projects. Nothing too taxing. We may not even bother with them.

We are going to be TENDER on ourselves.

That’s a word we like a lot.

You might be like steak. TOUGH sometimes but if you’re stewed long enough you can become TENDER.

Stew means slow and rather than do our usual manic rushing we’re just going easy.

If it weren’t for the need for a pee I might just stay here till noon.

Blessing#2841-R&R

One of ma’s gladioli fell over. It got too top heavy. So we had to cut it.

We didn’t want it to be lonely so we cut a few more that were coming to the end if their flowering time.

Together they looked so colorful.

It got us thinking.

Imagine animals had fur like flowers that was that bright and bold.

I know I know I hear you. We aren’t that way because we have to blend in with forests and so on but for a moment just imagine.

The niece would be hot pink. I know that for sure.

I see myself as a mighty mauve not quite purple but close.

Ma would be green not sage but that florescent light type to match her handbag.

The Bro would be red like the flag of China and Dad would be orange but brighter than an orangutan.

What color are you?

Blessing#2840-Rainbows

Y’all know we are a crazy lot. Well the Bro’s most recent exploits takes this to a new dimension.

He has taken up Bull Riding!

This has taken place on consecutive days at country fairs in nearby towns.

These critters are not electric my friends they are the real McCoy giant cattle!

So far he has made it for only a matter of seconds but is determined to up his game.

He dreams of Texas and we’re not talking toast.

Blessing#2839-Cowboys

My uncle Jim has a very old truck that he takes great care of and brings to vintage shows. Yesterday they went to one so I thought you’d like to see it.

That’s my auntie Marsha standing by it.

Don’t you think that both the truck and Marsha are cute.

They are both little reds.

LIbby Grace their big Great Dane gets to ride in the truck sometimes too.

I think that’s so cool that I’m making it one of my ambitions.

Maybe at Christmas I can put on a Santa hat and stick my head out the window. It would look so festive with snow in the ground.

In the meantime I’d settle for a ride in Aretha. Ma’s little vehicle is red too!

Blessing#2838-Ride On

Precious Peeps it’s Pits here to whistle you into a wonderful weekend.

We have had a serious cool down these past days and it’s so refreshing. We had lots of storms early in the week and then a drop in temperature. We went from the nineties to the seventies.

It makes you feel so frisky and we trot so much faster. It’s also very conducive for a good chase of the Grey Gizzard around the yard.

The flowers on the hibiscus like it too. They don’t droop so fast.

I must say they are beautiful. Granny cut a few and brought them inside.

She took this photo for y’all and clearly you can see that while this wonder of nature is magnificent it still isn’t quite as perfect as that little Princess popping up in the background.

I may send it to Axel with the caption “behind another door”

Be like me outstanding and enjoy you days off with some good times.

Blessing#2837-Beauty

We got a lovely surprise this morning. We have a new canine in our family. His name is Sisu and he’s a great big yellow Labrador.

It’s great to have a cousin even if he’s living thousands of miles away in Mumbai India.

I can give him lots of tips on how to get tidbits and treats. We are connected by WhatsApp!

He’s two years old and our aunty and cousin rescued him from a shelter.

Seems he loves the monsoon and running in the rains.

I think he will be a fine fellow and bring lots of fun and happiness to everyone who meets him.

Welcome home Sisu!

Blessing#2836-Extended Family

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here PERFECT as ever and ready to heave you over the humpty.

I have been thinking it would be swell if I were to have a romantic relationship with Axel. He’s old mind you but quite cute.

If I were to befriend him he’d give me access to so many famous people heck he might even introduce me to the Royals.

I hit on the idea of sending him love tokens and am starting with this mat.

Don’t you think it would look just fab at the front door of Number Ten.

I can even imagine Larry the cat sitting on it.

Can you see the press coverage when I visit “Pit Puts Paw in Politics”.

I might even hitch a ride over on the new air force one!

It’s great to have dreams. Try it. You’ll be happy just like me and humpties won’t hurt a bit.

Get to it right now make a wish come true for yourself today.

I love you almost as much as myself. Talk Friday.

Blessing#2835-Pawpala

Each morning when we’re having a watch at the news we sit on either side of Granny on the big chair that faces the TV.

Yesterday we were there for a while longer than usual as we heard from and all about the new British prime minister Andy Burnham.

Ma liked Sir Keir Stammer the previous incumbent but she says she feels good about the new dude. She likes the look of him and says she thinks he has energy.

We had to dig deeper before we gave our opinion but we are happy to inform you that we also approve. The new PM and his family have a dog called Axel who is a rescue Bischon Poo.

Axel is a rescue and is ten years old and looks cute. We will be sending him letters of encouragement regularly that he can share with his Dad.

Blessing#2834-Dog In Number Ten

Well it’s all over and Spain are the worthy winners.

What a great World Cup this has been. We’ve enjoyed it so much. It was epic.

We’re so happy Spain won and what we loved most was the way the whole Spanish Royal Family showed up for the final.

Did you notice when the medals were being given out the players didn’t hesitate one bit to hug their king.

He gave each of them a funny handshake and then boom each player got a great big bear hug.

We loved that! Hasta la vista!!!!

Blessing#2833- Right Royal