Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here PERFECT as always and ready to heave you over the humpty.

Yesterday after our trot Granny said she had to go and get the car serviced but she wouldn’t be long.

Usually, if it’s not raining, she leaves the back door to the yard open so we can run around and go in and out for a pee.

Yesterday she said she was closing it because there were too many stink bugs getting in.

So at 9:30 off she went.

By 10:00 I was already bored with the Gizz. He’s only fun if you can chase him at high speed and you can’t do that indoors.

I took myself off to bed. I like the room where Auntie Carol stayed as the bed cover is all fluffy and girly not like Dads dump.

After a while I could sleep no more so I had a drink of Adam’s ale and had a look around for snacks but there were only apples and oranges accessible and I don’t do those.

I decided to chew my Nyla. It’s hidden under Dad’s bed. That soon got old so I dragged it out to the hall where the stinking Gizz was sitting like a soldier guarding his post.

I challenged him to a bone battle. He wouldn’t play. By now I was seriously bored and bursting for a pee. No sign of Granny.

I started to worry that she may have run off or maybe she’d had an accident or maybe she’d been eaten by a bear or or or or

I got more and more anxious so I kept looking out the kitchen window for her but still she didn’t come.

By 3:00 I was about to burst with nerves and the need to go when she finally arrived.

I was so glad to see her and to get that pre done.

Seems they found she needed new brakes so she got them done there and then rather than make another appointment.

Now the motto of this story is that if your humpty is going by slowly like my yesterday and you can’t escape it just remember that Granny’s are rarely eaten by Grizzlies!

I love you and will speak to you Friday in the meantime be bold.

Blessing#2908-Winterized

We had a photo land just now on Facebook that is very insightful.

There are newspapers in heaven.

They must keep people informed of all the good things happening, the sporting results and maybe the background of new arrivals.

Dad must have been in need of a break having clearly been playing fetch with that little TT Dibley.

Of course I never met Dibley as his transfer over the rainbow happened immediately before my arrival in this family but I understand he was quite the sportsman. Seems you just could not wear that fluff ball out.

He must be delighted to have Dad up there to play again.

Blessing#2907-Good Sport

See Jaws sometimes she really gets up my nose. She is worse than parvovirus vaccine.

She has taken to actually getting into the chair with my Mom when we’re watching movies.

Now granted this is a big chair but still it’s not a sofa.

I’m bummed. Mom doesn’t seem in the least annoyed!

She may have taken my place in the living room but not the most special place of all.

Only I’m allowed to sleep with my Mom so there.

Blessing#2906-Bedmates

You’ll be delighted to learn that my leg is all better and I’m not limping.

It must have been the vaccines that caused the crisis.

I’ll be having the ear meds for another eight days but that’s not so bad provided Ma doesn’t rub too hard. She can be very heavy handed you know.

Last night we all had a good belly busting laugh watching SHREK. That movie is one of the best ever. Whoever came up with the Ogre idea and the whole cast is a genius.

It’s even greater when you turn the subtitles on because you can sing along like karaoke.

The music in that movie is fantastic so the singing around here was something else.

Maybe it’s as well one of my ears is plugged.

Don’t you just love Donkey? We have decided Nala looks a lot like him!!!

Blessing#2905-Classic Characters

Well the niece and I went with Mummy to the vets and got all our shots and checks and meds for the year.

We were both good and well behaved. Well pretty much well behaved as you can be when needles are poked into you and things shoved up your nose.

The vet discovered I had an infection in one of my ears. So I got drops for that.

When we got home Ma had to rush to the tearoom so she left me in charge.

The niece slept all afternoon as she was still zonked. Come to thinking it she is still sleeping!!

I did a bit of exploring in the yard but when my Bro came home he discovered I’d gone lame.

My hoomans don’t know if I’ve twisted something or stepped on something or if it’s my shots in the butt that have done this so we they are monitoring me.

In the meantime I trust that the ear drops do the trick and I’m restored to normal soon.

Blessing#2904-Paw Patrol

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to whistle you into a wonderful weekend.

I am feeling very discombobulated this morning. I have not swallowed the dictionary but rather have been drugged by my Dad!

See today is the day when Granny has to take me and the stinking Grey Gizz for our annual physicals and vaccines and as I get very anxious and nervous on such occasions I have to be prepared for the process.

In addition to feeling that my brain and body are unconnected it’s also pouring outside.

As you know I will not walk in the rain.

Fortunately Granny had the sense to collect our poo yesterday for that part of our check up.

Like the visit to the docs the rain will pass. I’ll be sleeping most of the day so it won’t bother me.

Why don’t you do that too if you can and then you’ll be all set for fun tomorrow when the sun comes out again.

I love you all except the vet.

Blessing#2903-Calming Conditions

It is twenty nine years ago today that my Grandpa Barr went to heaven. My Dad was very fond of him as he was a real good man.

In fact my Dad was holding Grandpa’s hand when he passed.

Ma and me were speculating just now that he and Dad are probably having a great big party to celebrate being together again.

At this party there most likely is a Bavarian Tavern atmosphere. My Dad always took Grandpa there when he came to visit in Switzerland.

He loved to eat their “Pied de Porc” because my Granny refused to have them in her house.

He’d wash this down with copious quantities of good German beer.

He was by all accounts a very lovely man very down to earth and also extremely smart and very funny. He couldn’t stand people who had airs and graces about them and would say when they were out of earshot that “that one swallowed the dictionary”

My Mum says she can’t help but smile when she thinks of him and is happy he and my Dad are able to have such good times together again.

Blessing#2902-Reunions

It is twenty nine years ago today that my Grandpa Barr went to heaven. My Dad was very fond of him as he was a real good man.

In fact my Dad was holding Grandpa’s hand when he passed.

Ma and me were speculating just now that he and Dad are probably having a great big party to celebrate being together again.

At this party there most likely is a Bavarian Tavern atmosphere. My Dad always took Grandpa there when he came to visit in Switzerland.

He loved to eat their “Pied de Porc” because my Granny refused to have them in her house.

He’d wash this down with copious quantities of good German beer.

He was by all accounts a very lovely man very down to earth and also extremely smart and very funny. He couldn’t stand people who had airs and graces about them and would say when they were out of earshot that “that one swallowed the dictionary”

My Mum says she can’t help but smile when she thinks of him and is happy he and my Dad are able to have such good times together again.

Blessing#2902-Reunions

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to heave you over the humpty.

Since my Grandpa went to heaven I have had to adjust my life.

To remain close to him I have taken to curling up on one of his cushions each evening.

He always had it at his back in his chair so now its scent gives me great comfort.

Now it’s mine.

No one else is allowed to have it.

It’s so snuggly.

Makes me feel so peaceful.

Hope you have a happy place like this too.

Blessing#2901-Soft Spot

I am being subjected to yet another Netflix series.

This one is called MONSTER! It’s not about a Pitty.

It’s about this gal called Lizzy Borden who allegedly did the dirty on her parents.

We’ve only watched two of the six episodes so far so the pace is not great or we’d be on at least number four.

What I can tell you definitely is that her step mother was a nasty piece of work.

I guess I know what I’m doing after dinner tonight.

The week ahead promises to be gruesome.

Blessing#2900-Drama