Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here again.

My heart is filled with regret at my words of yesterday. I discovered after hitting the Pits Publish that the dear old Princess of Wales is in the hospital.

Don’t tell her the truth.

Just pretend she is prettier than me.

It might help her get better sooner.

In the meantime I will continue to polish my Pits Perfect Pearlies on my Nylas to ensure there is no debate as to whose are best!!

You can see the extent of the Nyla rigor from this demonstration of what can be achieved! While the mighty bones are virtually unchanged Granny has finished both sides of her sweater.

Indicatif of course of the durability of the product and or the state of Granny’s nerves.

Blessing#1950-Osseus Matters

Precious Peeps it’s your very own Princess Perfect here to cheer you on on a cold day.

My heart was warmed by the elevation of the beautiful Princess Mary of Denmark to the position of Queen.

Now there is no competition I am the most PERFECT PRINCESS in the whole wide world.

Wait I hear you say there is Kate.

She’s not bad looking I admit but she isn’t in the same league as me.

Some « Pretenders » post on Facebook of their status but trust me anyone can pay for regal service but only those that are régnants in waiting spontaneously receive it!!!!

Rightly so! All bow now!!!

Blessing#1949-Crown Imperial

We all have our peculiarities when it comes to eating.

I do my best to avoid eating kibble unless it is dressed with Dads delights.

Ma is a tough old bird though and she will only give me kibble in the morning. Sometimes I have to eat it especially if it’s cold out as you need your calories to be burning!

She does condescend by serving it by the TV.

I am still very picky.

I pick out pieces I don’t care for and scatter them around the carpet.

When Dad gets up and sees it he is apoplectic.

The niece as you know will eat anything at anytime.

You know the old saying I’ll Eat My Hat!

Well this is the living breathing embodiment of that perspective.

Blessing#1948-Food Fads

When you can’t walk you gotta do other things that keep your nerves at bay.

The niece and I had had enough fighting and chasing by dinner time so we settled in to chewing.

Humans should get Nylas they are great.

Totally calorie free and they take ages to demolish.

Especially useful for epic movies like the one we watched last night.

It went on for hours and hours and hours but there was no end to our Nylas.

Blessing#1947-EveryLASTing

When you can’t walk you gotta do other things that keep your nerves at bay.

The niece and I had had enough fighting and chasing by dinner time so we settled in to chewing.

Humans should get Nylas they are great.

Totally calorie free and they take ages to demolish.

Especially useful for epic movies like the one we watched last night.

It went on for hours and hours and hours but there was no end to our Nylas.

Blessing#1947-EveryLASTing

Greetings Precious Peeps it’s your very own Princess Perfect here to warm your heart on a cold day.

When the temperatures outside mean the most you’ll get in terms of a trot is a turn around your own back yard there is only one thing to think of and that’s food.

You know Granny and I love to cook together so we always have our eyes out for Facebook post with recipes.

Sometime you find things that are ancient.

Take this as an example.

Fancy modern versions look so much more appealing.

Guess you have got to put them both to the test before deciding which one is best.

It’s sorta like Poodles and Pittys one may be all fluffy and foo foo but is a real nasty piece of work.

You simple can’t judge a book by its cover.

Blessing#1946-Test Kitchen.

There is an article vortex headed our way. Temperature shown in centigrade for our international pals.

Ma is contemplating knitting Nala a jumper.

I said don’t bother.

Let’s just loose her and she’ll freeze like a PRETTY PITTY popsicle.

Maybe on reflection over hot coffee that’s a little cruel.

After all if we can’t go for a walk, which my nose tells me could well be the case, she is useful to play chase with.

Blessing#1945-Indoor circuit

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect.

I’m posting because you may have been concerned I had passed.

Fortunately no! I’m still alive but am excessively bored.

I have been baking a lot trying to encourage some action. Alas all Granny is doing is knitting which is about as stimulating as Scooby.

I fear that too much sleep may not induce beauty.

It makes your jowls droop.

I need to romp around a little!!!!

Please pray that Scooby is soon run over by a large vehicle and quickly replaced by a frisky fellow to keep me on my pointy pitty toes.

Blessing#1944-Action Men

If your Christmas Tree is still up take heart, ours is too.

Ma has decided that until such times as the Bro hauls the box from the garage to put it into hibernation till December it’s staying where it is.

Thats a feeble excuse as the outside one and the minora are also beaming bright as well.

We’re not alone. There’s still quite some of the neighborhood decors that are much brighter than ours that are going strong.

Keep the festive spirit alive I say. Doesn’t hurt anyone except the electric grid.

Blessing#1943-Good Cheer

If your Christmas Tree is still up take heart, ours is too.

Ma has decided that until such times as the Bro hauls the box from the garage to put it into hibernation till December it’s staying where it is.

Thats a feeble excuse as the outside one and the minora are also beaming bright as well.

We’re not alone. There’s still quite some of the neighborhood decors that are much brighter than ours that are going strong.

Keep the festive spirit alive I say. Doesn’t hurt anyone except the electric grid.

Blessing#1943-Good Cheer