It’s been unbelievably mild here this winter. Hardly a frost and only one little snowfall.
Seems it’s the same in the Channel Islands where Ma’s mate Maggie lives. She posted a picture of a primerose already flowering in her garden yesterday.
It’s so pretty, usually you see them in April!
Ma fears for her daffodils that are sticking their green noses through our soil.
They will definitely be nuked if they get any further out as this is after all Ohio and we know for sure we are destined for the deep freeze before our spring flowers bloom.
It’s still a great feeling to realize we’ve made it to the end of December and that the days are already getting longer and warm days are round the corner. I just nose it’s coming
If you happen to live in the USA you write the date with the month first followed by the day and then the year. Everywhere else in the world they do it the logical way with the day first then the month and year.
When I become President I may impose the international standard here too. I won’t immediately attempt a conversion to the SI unitary system as that might cause a revolution and require much education that would dig a deeper debt deficit.
For now back to days months and years. One aspect of the current system is that it occasionally throws up a wacky winner.
Take this New Year’s Eve as an example. Unlike Kermit I realized this would happen months ago as I am something of a mathematical genius in addition to all other attributes.
Many people who just had the ah ha moment are scurrying to Las Vegas to say I do!!! Thinking the date must be auspicious the chapel of the Little Flower has seen bookings soar in the past days to more than triple the usual busy holiday traffic!!
Do not be so hasty dear hearts. All we need to do is prepare for that waltz and repeat after me 123123……
Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to get yet another loooooooooong weekend off to a wonderful start. Seeing me is sufficient!!!
Have you set your new year resolution yet?
I chewed over mine and concluded that my goal is to reach the pinnacle of perfection and be recognized for my outstanding attractiveness, abilities and attitude.
Partial as I am to a Nyla my thoughts are that I might promote the product on the large screen.
Don’t you think I would make the perfect spokesperson.
Consider the pearliness of my canines! The glow of my coat not to mention the sparkling of my eyes and my precious tinny tootsies!
Never was there such an outstanding strategic fit in the history of marketing.
Mark my words fame is in my fortune.
I love y’all!!!! Keep munching the collagen and you too could look like me!!!!!!
We got lots of bones for Christmas. One of them with a mint center was meant to last hours. The niece and me each got one and we both devoured it in minutes.
It was boring. It also blew up in my stomach which caused some miserable moments in the middle of the night. Never again Ma said.
Henceforce we are sticking to Nylas.
Fortunately Auntie Denise got us two new ones for our pressies.
We have had a little bit of battling over who owns which one.
I can only chew them for so long as it’s a real workout for the jaws but the niece knows no end to her endurance.
It’s not that I’ve given in or anything it’s just that I’ve got more important things on my mind.
Santa came! I’m so relieved. I was sure he might skip us because of naughty niece but he stopped in.
He even brought “The THING” presents too.
She is still in her chamber with the Bro.
Ma and I got up first as always and we got cracking with the first round of cooking.
We made Mince Pies for breakfast.
You can’t have enough of a good thing!
I know that they have raisins and that they are not good for my sort but when one just happened to bite the dust on the road from the oven to the table I gobbled it up like a turkey.
Hope you have fun feasting. Don’t forget to get a good trot in too to boost the appetite.
Santa came! I’m so relieved. I was sure he might skip us because of naughty niece but he stopped in.
He even brought “The THING” presents too.
She is still in her chamber with the Bro.
Ma and I got up first as always and we got cracking with the first round of cooking.
We made Mince Pies for breakfast.
You can’t have enough of a good thing!
I know that they have raisins and that they are not good for my sort but when one just happened to bite the dust on the road from the oven to the table I gobbled it up like a turkey.
Hope you have fun feasting. Don’t forget to get a good trot in too to boost the appetite.
Precious Peeps it is a Pathetic Pits Perfect here this morning.
This is not a costume from yet another fancy dress that I am wearing this is me looking like an angel but suffering like a sinner.
See I was having my dinner and Dad had brought home Jets Pizza four slices of Pepperoni which he’d won a ticket for at the ice hockey game the night before. This was richly supplemented with a Giant Hawaiien which is thick and yummy and incredibly delicious smelling so I was going twenty to the dozen at the kibble so I could get it out of the way and be ready for the pizza when boom I started coughing.
Hacking away I was like Grandpa and regardless of all the maneuvers they tried I was still coughing.
Dad booked an appointment at Medvet the emergency room that Scooby frequents.
He took me to bed but I escaped his TLC and crept under the bed where I hacked away.
Granny came to visit around ten thirty and we all went downstairs again to see if I should be taken to the ER immediately. She nursed me with ice cubes and that seemed to calm things somewhat.
Scooby was very attentive and kind so everyone knew I must be giving off sad signals or he’d have eaten me.
The cough subsided somewhat and we agreed to return me to my chambers with Dad this time wearing my fancy halo to prevent me eating anything or getting under the bed again. Dad would monitor my vitals throughout the night.
I have survived but am excessively exhausted and starving.
I hope I recover fully so no trip to Medvet is required as I’m scared I might miss out on feasting. Pray for your Previousness PLEASE
Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here again. I’m feeling better and am almost returned to my original state of health and beauty.
I am beyond excited by the prospect of the days ahead.
Yesterday when Granny took off her boots I gave them a great big sniff just to make sure that when Santa comes I don’t mistake hers for his and have a nibble at them.
Granny has excessively stinky paws so I’m sure Santa’s will smell a lot sweeter.
Granny’s boots are a bit like that Stilton that she swears is a Christmas must have.
Personally I prefer cheddar. Especially in the round puffed format that my Dad stashes away in our room.
If it’s not too late please tell Santa to bring some for me.
