Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s your one and only PERFECT PRINCESS here to heave you over the humpty.

I wish it to be known that my reputation is being jeopardized by a certain stinking piece of grey gunk!

He is like one of those big bits of dust that accumulate under large pieces of furniture only this fur ball breathes. Usually down my neck!!!

This world would benefit greatly from his extermination.

Did you hear what he said about my bit of fun with his stupid toy.

What middle aged mutt do you know who actually plays with toys.

He is feeble minded and stupid as a goose.

There I feel better.

Hope you like me can vent to your little heart is content with your legion of faithful followers.

Be like me outspoken and outstanding!!!

Blessing#2512-Weight Off Chest.

We had to get out of the house again for another viewing.

Since it was close to dinner time Ma said we’d go get fish and chips.

We picked up the humans yum yums and went to the big Metro park to eat them.

We tried to find a quiet spot but it was busy there so we just sat in the car while Ma and Pa dug in.

I enjoyed the share I was given but was amazed the niece refused to eat even the tiniest morsel.

Maybe it was the vinegar that put her off or maybe she is on hunger strike because of being squeezed in the trunk.

So far no offers please pray one come soon.

Blessing#2511-Long John Silver

Just slept like a little log all night long.

The trauma of yesterday amazingly did not have an impact.

What I hear you gasp.

It was tragic.

See Ma played fetch with me for ages again up at the new homestead.

We even let Jaws join in and she was starting to understand the rules.

Ma decided we need a break so she took to watering her plants and that was when it happened.

While her back was turned Jaws sneaked up on my toy and did what only she can do.

She shredded it in seconds. Stuffing everywhere!!!

Ma was MAD and Dad was MAD and I was MAD.

Don’t tell me that PIT did not understand.

Anyway the consequence is she gets no further access to my toys.

Ma and I will play this game like it’s tennis.

Blessing#2510-No Third Parties

I was totally exhausted last night.

I must have run ten miles playing fetch.

As you can see if you look closely all of us enjoyed our vacation day at the new ranch.

Today will be like Groundhog Day as we have to press repeat.

The Bro is not coming as he is coaching little league football so I’ll have to ride with the niece.

We’re getting McDonald’s for lunch which is great because I love their fries. Salty as myself!!!

Ma is not “encouraging” us to swim as she fears we may bring wet dog aroma back to the current residence and that doesn’t mix with Glade Plug-ins.

We can take it a little easier this morning as dust doesn’t accumulate in a day.

Hope your planning on something fun too

Blessing#2509-The Motley Crew

I’m on the banter early because you guessed it we gotta get cleaning. Viewings happening so we must get away.

The forecast is good for today so we’ll be able to soak up the sun on our very own deck by our very own pool at the new ranch.

Ma has promised to play fetch with me.

For some strange reason the niece is not interested in retrieving.

Maybe the Pitty JAWS were not designed for such soft skills.

We are going to have a picnic lunch as the only cooking instrument we have at the new kennel is a BBQ and we don’t have hot water to clean it. Ma has everything prepared at the tearoom for us so we just have to grab it!

The town where we are moving to is full of eating joints.

There’s everything you could possibly imagine except an Indian.

Maybe we could open one.

Spicy Daddy sure knows how to cook so he could supervise the operation.

We could call it Krishna’s Kitchen.

What do you think. I’m so entrepreneurial.

Take after my Ma don’t you know!!

Must crack on as we have to swifter the floors before we leave and spritz the surfaces too.

Blessing#2508-Out and About

Precious Peeps it’s your friendly little heroine here to welcome you to another wonderful weekend.

This one is going to be extra special for me and the Gizz because we get to go on road trips both Saturday and Sunday.

Yesterday was less spectacular as I spent from 9:00 am to 4:00 pm in the screened porch with the stinker.

See the carpets were being cleaned so we had to be sequestered.

They’re done now and the viewings are starting Saturday morning so that’s why we all have to vacate the home.

Sunday there’s another viewing plus the Open House so again we have to get off site.

We’re heading up to the new ranch to pass the time playing.

Let’s hope it’s sunny and funny. I’ll be able to stretch out on my favorite chair as Dad brought it up for me in his truck last weekend.

You just got to take every opportunity you can to make happiness happen.

Hope your weekend will be as absolutely awesome as me.

Stay cool and if you can’t take the plunge!!!

Blessing#2507-Day Trips.

There is no end to the cleaning. Today it’s an industrial scale attack on the carpets.

So of course JAWS and myself are under strict instructions to wipe our feet before entering the homestead.

We will be held accountable and sent to doggy jail if we so much as drop a crump from our MILKBONE let alone slobber or puke.

I’m not sure I appreciate all this cleanliness.

All the good aromas of the Bro’s boxers and Ma’s socks has been overrun by Glade Plug-ins.

I don’t think I’ll ever appreciate lavender again.

Oh well hopefully not too much longer to have to go through this.

Please be petitioning the big guy upstairs to send a client for a swift sale.

Yours truly the hidden hound.

Blessing#2506-Scented

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to heave you over the humpty.

I survived another storm. This one drove me to take cover.

It was horrific. Auntie Catherine lost power. We remained lit and all our pack was together.

The hoomans went on eating their dinner while it boomed and then Granny proceeded to watch Homes Under the Hammer so I knew in my heart if heart all was going to be OK.

It’s funny when you’re with your entire pack that you feel better no matter how bad things are.

If you have no family close by go hang out with your friends or at a place like Granny’s tearoom where you’ll feel the love.

Trust me this Pitty knows that even in the loudest storm a calming voice can help.

Be like me and stay safe and cool.

Blessing#2505-Weathered

Well the sign is in the yard.

The house is COMING SOON and we hope that means we’ll be getting many trips to the park when people come to view.

It will be officially on the market this weekend and people can start touring.

Ma has us all on out best behavior and we are eating food that only needs heating up rather than her usual cooked from scratch.

Ma did her baking for the tearoom yesterday and all the materials were placed on top of kitchen paper lest they so much as shed a dusting of flour or sugar on her CLEAN SURFACES!

I must say I am relieved that we’ve reach this point as she is less manic and panicked.

My nose tells me that this may not last though so better make the most of it while she is instilled in some degree of sanity.

Blessing#2504-New Listing

Ours is a life of extremes.

One minute we might be watching the most intense BBC Drama you could imagine and the next giggling at reels on Facebook.

On Saturday evening we happened on Daniel Deronda. Now Ma considers herself to be fairly well read but she’d never heard of this George Elliot classic let alone read it. That may have to happen one of these days when she has a spare second or two.

In the meantime she has been hitting the baby reels pretty hard.

If you are in need of a good laugh check them out. They post new material about every five minutes of these AI generated babies telling jokes.

The cool thing is the jokes are all oldies but goodies and the babies all laugh at each other stories.

It’s just how the world should be.

Makes you also stop and think too that all of them, the Vlads, THE Donald, Kim, Xi, Kier, Emmanuel and so on were once little ones too.

Let’s hope this week there is some progress as they get together.

Blessing#2503-Eclectic