Booming Banter

Today is the Lily Circle chili dinner.

The preparations started last night.

Ma went to church to help with the chopping of the veggies and the browning of the hamburger (mince meat to you Brits).

The gals cooked EIGHTY pounds of beef.

When Ma came home I felt like eating her.

Ever sinew in her body and every stand of hair smelt meaty.

I couldn’t sleep half the night dreaming of the deliciousness that pervaded my space.

Shame she has to shower this morning or it could have been a delight to be revisited this evening.

Chanel eat your heart out.

Blessing#2405-Tasty Times

Precious Peeps it’s the most perfect puppy on the planet here to project you passionately into the weekend.

I have a secret to tell you. My uncle actually looks handsome.

He is coiffed so cutely he looks like a walking Teddy.

His legs and paws have been blow dried to perfection.

You might think if you didn’t know better that he was about to present himself at Crufts.

Of course, unlike me, he will never be able to do that as he is pure mutt while I,as you know, am the PERFECT pedigree.

Keep all this to yourself I’d hate him to get a bigger head than he already has.

Hugs Peeps and enjoy this wonderful warmer weekend.

Blessing#2304-La Peluche

Fortunately the thermometer reads only minus three this morning as I have been scalped.

Not just as short as my usual cut but still less than the mink I was wearing this time yesterday.

A new me for the year of the SNAKE! Let me slither up close please.

Ma is delighted she says I have never looked more handsome. My coat is perfection!

Imagine having someone you love shorn senseless in such a sub zero ssituation.

I forgive her though because she is a super sweet snack supplier.

I am also more Frisky with my tresses trimmed and since spring is in the air I may as well start pulling some chicks.

Blessing#2303-Short and Sharp

Precious Peeps PITS Perfect here to heave you over the humpty.

I’m into all things tech as it helps me connect with canine critters.

HOWEVER, I get spooked when I have messages pop up on Facebook just after I hear Granny talk about the concerned subject.

Take yesterday. Granny asked Grandpa if he wanted to go to Kroger or MEIJER after Tuesday morning group and within seconds looked what popped up!

I am certain big brother is listening to me.

Am I paranoid or just Pitty to the point

Blessing#2302-Detection Devises.

Yesterday, thanks to SKY news we were able to watch the entire Auschwitz Anniversary ceremony.

The testimonies of the survivors and the reflections of all the speakers were heartbreaking.

It was powerful to see so many leaders united to remember the atrocities that were uncovered at the liberation of that terrible place eighty years ago.

As one speaker said the world has not learned it’s lesson.

Another urged us to believe that the opposite of love is not hate it is indifference and as the King said in his speech the survivors may not be with us much longer it is now our duty to never forget!

Blessing#2301-Memory

Ma often finds inspiration in me.

This time I must confess it came from the niece and the Elizabethan Collar she had to wear when she dinged her toe.

The sweater that never made it to the fashion show has as you know inspired a few creations.

The latest is the greatest.

A never before seen item to add to ever wardrobe.

People who’ve seen it love it.

It’s a mix between scarf and sweater.

What should we call it?

A SWARF perhaps?

Find me a lawyer!

Blessing#2300-Patent Protection

I am becoming increasingly concerned about my status as a stud.

Ma and Auntie Marsha are in cahoots to crochet me a cape. Trust me it’s not like Superman’s.

Uncle Jim is even in on it as he had to stand with my PawPal Libby Grace for a photo of the “model” garment.

I just know I will never live this down.

Who will ever take me seriously again if I have to parade around my pitch with this “gown” on.

Maybe I’ll run away.

No wait!!

Forget that it is way too cold to wander.

Blessing#2299-Patterns

I listen to everything Auntie Denise and Ma talk about.

Yesterday as the niece was shivering while I did my jobs Auntie Denise suggested Ma knit the crit a coat.

I could barely contain myself.

She is just about the ugliest dog on the planet and if you add to that a vestige she would be a laughing stock.

It was at that moment, as I was doubled in two, I heard Ma say “I’ll need one for Scooby too!

Seems I’m going to the groomer next week.

Now that makes no sense to me at all but at least I’ll get a car ride.

Blessing#2298- Appointments.

Precious Peeps PITS here to project you into the weekend.

It is going to feel like summer because it’s only going to be -12C for the low and wait for it to +1C for the high.

I’m thinking my poor Pitty paws need a manicure after the trauma of this week.

Have you seen posts about dogs having their nails painted? It’s so cool and must be attractive to the opposite sex.

I’m sure Remington would find me even more Puppylicious if I was putting on my sassy streak.

It’s a tad expensive though.

Maybe he would pay for it for Valentines.

Must drop a few hints his way on the water hydrant.

Girls can but dream.

Be like me go for gold. Lots and lots of gold!

Blessing#2297-Pampered Pooch

Dear reader don’t be confused.

My secretary got her numbers mixed up again. So we are now correctly on 1695.

The cold is impacting the blood circulation to her brain.

All the tiny capillaries in our paws have constricted to conserve heat loss.

I wish that it would warm up just enough to feel less like White Fang and more like Goofy.

Did you know though that it’s even cold at Disney.

Such weather calls for additional calories so I’m anxious to get some more milk bones.

If you would have elected me rather than The Donald I’d have made sure that every household had a supply.

Oh well there is always next time. I might be a geriatric by then but I guess that would be consistent.

Stay toasty and eat up.

Blessing#2296-Fuel