Booming Banter

I am returning to form. Not quite my usually jolly self but improving.

Don’t for heavens sake tell her but THE PIT actually helped me a bit.

The desire to murder her kept me alive.

It may have raised my blood pressure to a dangerously high level but it’s better than giving up the ghost.

With Thanksgiving approaching I am preparing myself for some enabling edibles to make me more productive.

Given the selection of people for major office in the pending government I am also remarkably confident that I may secure a prime position. I’m smarter than most of those chosen to date.

Maybe I could be secretary for commerce or perhaps I could pilot Air Force One!

Bet we’d be going to Mara Largo every weekend so Ma would like that.

Blessing#2255-Visionary

Precious Peeps Pits here to wish you a very happy weekend.

I’m reworking on my perfection.

Progress was made yesterday. It was really stinky weather so the trot was tiny.

So when we came home and Granny was drying the Gizz I got the zoomies and did a bit of cardio around the dining room.

I was going so fast I almost took a wrinkly out.

The reason? It was announced that my beautiful “boyfriend” Craig Melvin will be the new host of TODAY when Hoda retires in January.

Granny is sweet on him too. He’s our hero and we were so glad that it was pouring otherwise we might not have seen the announcement LIVE from Studio 1 A at the Rockefeller Center!!!

Blessing#2254-Timing

Well I know how much you were all missing me so I decided it was time to resurface.

I cannot believe how you let me down though.

My tender heart is broken!

At least I feel that nature is on my side.

The Christmas cactus decided to bloom early.

Maybe that’s a sign that Santa is coming sooner rather than later.

Please tell him to fill my stocking to the brim as I need encouragement at this tragic time.

Blessing#2253-Endurance

Precious Peeps it’s hump day and I’m feeling it. I need you to help me over!!!

I’m totally exhausted being the pack leader.

No one told me it’s so hard to be the head hound.

I’m so ready to relinquish my power and return to being just a Perfectly Princess Pitty.

Never again will I pray for peace. I want some fighting with the stinker.

Maybe if I slip him a happy meal he’ll comply and chase me.

Hope you’re feeling better than me. There are only so many Nylas you can slobber over !

Blessing#2252-Reassessment

Precious Peeps I am particularly proud of myself as I have encouraged the stinking Gizz to get out of hiding.

Yesterday the sun was splitting the sky so Granny took us for an extra turn.

When we came home we cracked on and did the scones. As you know we taste test them and the Gizz broke his fast and ate a piece and then a milk bone!!!

Honestly I was starting think he watched Gandhi once too often.

I did my best to encourage him to chase me round the kitchen but he is still somewhat subdued.

Maybe the cake that we baked will stir him back to sturdiness.

Blessing#2251-Invigorating

Precious Peeps can you believe your luck that Grumpy is still grumping.

I spent another day eating and sleeping with Dad. We even made chocolate chip cookies!

It’s getting a little old though.

I need to work off some energy but the weather didn’t oblige; poured all day so I didn’t even get a good walk with Granny.

I just watched the window for some action!

Maybe it’s not so bad having a good chase around the dining room.

If you don’t expend you expand and I’m starting to feel by beautiful black coat getting slightly tight.

Grumpy doesn’t have that problem as he is on hunger strike. He’s sleeping so much I’m starting to think we may have to take him to the doctor.

Any suggestions on how to energize an ancient animal welcome. How long does it take to heal a hurt heart?

Blessing#2250-Mending Matters

Precious Peeps it’s your Perfect Pitty here once more.

Dad and I had such a great time yesterday watching football and swallowing some snacks.

Ohio State totally annihilated their opponents. We cheered.

Granny returned exhausted from her endeavors and did not even demand a change of channel.

She was so brain dead she just sat there and ate pizza and watched football. No Royals, romances or say yes to the dress in site.

She and the reclusive RUNT retired extra early but Dad and Gramps and I hung out till near midnight chomping cheerfully watching more games.

Life is so sweet as a singleton and so are those leftovers from the tearoom.

Blessing#2249-Fan Favorites

Precious Peeps guess who is Publishing this fine Saturday?

It’s me your very own Princess Pitty.

I am having such a ball. Granny is busy with a special fashion show and luncheon at the tearoom today so Dad is in charge.

This means I am the numéro uno in the kennel and the stinking Gizz is even more grumpy than Grandpa.

I will be indulging in plenty of Pringles and Popcorn during the big Ohio State game that kicks off at midday.

After that I may take a siesta but maybe I’ll just gather my strength for dinner and do a little deer spotting.

It’s so relaxing not having any trouble from the Grey Man. He is still under the weather following his defeat.

Just a pity he’s still breathing!

Blessing#2248-Perfect Peace.

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to wing you into the weekend.

Joy of Joys the stinking Gizzard is in seclusion because he has to stay here in Ohio. No DC trips for him.

I love seeing him wallow in sorrow. He doesn’t even bother chasing me when I steal his Nyla.

I am having such fun being the little light in everyone’s life right now.

I’m so jolly and funny and filled with good cheer.

You’d think it was already Christmas.

That dear reader was a subtle hint to Dad that I’m expecting a gift of unparalleled price to reflect my importance in this kennel.

If you’re like me start making your list and checking it twice you never can be sure of the next time you’ll get lucky.

Talk tomorrow. Hugs for now. Pits!

Blessing#2247-Naughty but Nice

I am gutted.

So disappointing that you didn’t get me to the White House.

I was ready to pack up my bones and start walking that way.

Instead consolation came from my besties who met me yesterday morning and we took a trot around the block.

It will take me some time to wrap my head around this and that it all came down to the price of bacon.

I am handing over to the niece for now and she will talk to you about nonsense while I’m lying low in my safe spot like a tortoise.

Blessing#2246-Shelters