Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to help you over the hump.

Yesterday was soooooooo long so even Granny got fed up with news and went to see a movie yesterday.

Ironically it was also about an election!

Not for a President but for a Pope.

She said she sat very close to the big screen in one of those sleeper recliners. That way you really feel the atmosphere.

The movie was good not awesome

Such a shame she didn’t take me.

Seems there’s lots of great movies coming up though that are right up my street; Paddington, Mufasa (aren’t we related?) and DOG MAN so maybe I’ll slim a little and slip into her purse.

A Pitty at the Pictures Please it could be WICKED!

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The DAY has just DAWNED.

If you haven’t done so already rush to your nearest poling station and put your paw on my pic.

I’m making this easy for you.

No million dollar checks just a promise that henceforth you will have a President who loves you and will be waiting for you at the White House every evening.

Unless that is I am travelling to London or Paris or Delhi or Sydney anywhere there may be an opportunity to chow down on some good grub and smack some sense into this world!

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You can tell when hoomans have birthdays because they eat and then they sleep.

Mine went out for lunch at the local Indian buffet. They ate enough for a small army and then came home and slept all afternoon.

Now that is not so bad as I got to snuggle with Ma and the Bro took the niece to their chambers.

Fortunately there was an incentive to awaken!!!

Auntie Hema sent a box full of homemade India snacks and sweets that miraculously appeared on our door step yesterday morning and Auntie Marsha and Uncle Jim sent a special whiskey and a book to tell its story.

We got Dad less exciting things like socks!!!

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Dear reader today we must issue a joint memorandum.

It’s the birthday of the one and only Krishna Anantharaman aka as DAD aka GRANDPA.

Even though he hates us sometimes we always want to snuggle close to him.

He chops our bologna and gives us tacos. He cuts up cookies for us and yes he screams.

We are so glad that he is our oldest and greatest family member and we love him more that tongue can tell!!!

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I nearly fainted when Ma showed me this just now.

“ Take a gander at this hound” she said

Man I thought I was looking in the mirror looks the spitting image of me especially after a trip to the groomer!

All that bull that the niece comes up with about being a Princess has nothing on me.

Dogs were Gods in Egypt and I just happen to be astonishingly akin to this one.

Can you imagine the treats my ancestors may have gnawed on.

Bet it was better than the grizzle I get today.

Where woolly mammoths still around back then? I could so wrap my chops around one of their leg bones.

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Precious Peeps it’s Pis Perfect here to wish you a happy All Saints Day and Happy Diwali.

It’s most appropriate that I get to do this as I am as you know angelic.

We had lots of little munchkins pass by last evening for trick or treating.

The stinking Grey Gizz frightens the life out of everyone who comes close with his horrible barking.

Granny is always worried I might take off with them so she puts the candy on the porch telling them to help themselves.

I think that detracts from the fun but she says she can’t be chasing me in the dark.

Hope you had fun and managed to surf your broomstick beautiful just as I would do given half a chance.

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Ma subjected me to Sky News yesterday for prolonged periods because the new Labour Party Chancellor of the Exchequer was issuing her budget.

This is the first time the UK has had a lady in this position. There have been a few women Prime Ministers but never one in charge of the country’s cash.

Ma being very much in favor of gals in high places was delighted and we thought the plans were fair given the state of institutions such as the National Health Service.

At all costs we hope that this pioneering piece of a caring culture can be sustained.

We’re rooting for the very Best of British!

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Precious Peeps it’s Poor Little Pitty Perfect here to wing you into Wednesday.

Today I know how Humpty Dumpty felt.

See I was snoozing at home minding my own business in peace as Granny had taken the Gizz out when boom they returned and she hustled me into the car.

She dumped the Gizz with Grandpa so they could grump together and we took off at lightening speed.

It was so cool as I got to ride shot gun for the first time but then she pulled up and I knew I was doomed.

We were at the vets. They poked me and took blood and then they pushed needles into me and blew some solution up my nose.

I was Pitty Petrified! I felt broken.

Just like Humpty it was great sitting on the wall for a while until I realized that I was about to crack.

The ride home was slower and I was a tad sleepy for the rest of the day

I’ll never trust that Granny again.

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Ma watches SKY news sometimes to catch up on British business.

When we were tuned in on Sunday morning we heard a report on the US Election. It’s good for me to get the perspectives of our closest allie.

Fortunately the Brits love dogs so I’ll have no issues with them.

They were reporting on the involvement of Ma’s nemesis Mr Musk in one of my competitors campaigns.

They likened him to a certain Willy Wonka because of all the million dollar give aways he is making.

Got me thinking that there are indeed some similarities. Creepy!!!!

Maybe I should try a last minute adjustment to my manifesto and run a promotion with Milk Bone.

I’d give away a lifetime supply if you happened to crunch the bone with the winning ticket baked inside.

Can’t imagine that would cause any controversies.

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When Ma and Pa went to church yesterday the Bro was in charge of taking care of me and the niece.

We watched the British Premiere League for a while and then I nearly fainted.

The Bro said « Heh Kids let’s bake »

Where the heck did that come from?

See when he went to the pantry to get a bowl of Cheerios he happened on a chocolate cake mix.

So we got cracking. Literally three eggs some oil and water and the cake mix magically became a dough.

We greased a pan and popped it in the oven and voila we had a cake.

We placed it strategically where the parents would see it but they didn’t.

When they were alerted to its presence they were as gobsmacked as me.

The niece took it all in her stride as though she knew her Dad was always capable of greatness!!

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