Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it’s your very own Pitty Perfect here to help you have a happy Humpty Dumpty.

The stinking Gizz thinks he’s highly intelligent we’ll get this, he has nothing on me.

I too read ancient history and let me tell you what I came across.

A dog skeleton found alongside two horses and a chariot.

Pals this Pitty knows that while my ancestors may well have been sharpening their teeth on small shoes the stupid Scooby’s were chasing moving vehicles.

Wouldn’t you think being run over would have made an impact but no dear friend the message didn’t get through.

Hopefully he’ll meet a similar fate soon.

Blessing#2217-Cycling Choice

You know the best thing about Autumn? Snuggles are sweeter when you wake up and it’s cold.

Each morning around six Ma gets her phone from the living room and we peruse the world from our warm bed.

I crunch up close and we turn the lights out so the only little bit of illumination is from the apple screen.

I could stay like this for hours except after a while it gets uncomfortable trying to hold on.

So I get her to get up in time to get the coffee on, take me out for the business and be back in time for the headlines on TODAY at seven.

Must go or we’ll be late.

Blessing#2216-Fine Arts.

Ma and me love our history feed.

A good site with fun facts is « We love ancient world »

Yesterday they posted a pair of kids shoes from Palmyra an ancient city in modern day Syria.

The shoes are thought to be at least 2000 years old.

What might be apparent to you is the tiny size and detail that would suggest people were quite affluent.

What is clear to me is that the ancestors of Jaws must have been at large in those quarters.

I’d know a Pitty pattern with my eyes closed.

Blessing#2215-Old Times

There is something reassuring about things that recur every year.

Take this weekend for example.

It’s the Lily Circle book sale.

There were more than 6000 books donated.

All the proceeds go to missions which is great.

It’s also lots of fun for people like Dad who are lovers of literature.

Ma gets in on the act too hunting for kids books that go down well with customers at the tearoom and of course she snaps up anything with a cup and saucer.

She also finds it hard to pass up on anything that has a picture of a dog on it.

Wonder why?

Blessing#2214-Annual Events

Earlier this week a post of a nurse in a hospital in Belfast in the 1970s looked so like Mom’s cousin Barbara that we couldn’t believe it wasn’t her.

Ma said even the glasses were the same!

How can this be? Well guess what it happened again only this time it was me in the spotlight.

You know that « Friends » gal that people love well her hound happens to be my double.

He’s called Clyde maybe because she’s so « Bonnie »

Oh I’m so smart maybe if she reads this she’ll adopt me too and I can escape the monster.

Blessing#2213-Doggie Doppelgänger

The Ditty in case you couldn’t see it

Precious Peeps it’s your very own angel here PITS PERFECT.

To get you in the mood for a wonderful weekend here is a little ditty I heard for the first time yesterday that could have been written just for me.

Angel of God my Guardian Dear to whom Gods love commits me here. Ever this day be at my side to light and guard, to rule and guide.

That is exactly what I do for my loved ones.

I am always watching out for them especially for my Dad who is my dearest friend.

It’s a powerful PITTY no one truly appreciates me!!

Blessing#2212-Chunky Cherubs

I am feeling so much better and am back to barking form.

It helped that Ma took me out for a little car ride on her day off.

It’s much more than exciting riding shotgun than having a siesta especially when the weather is not so stinking hot.

After my little hiccup in health I am reconsidering my campaign for the White House.

It may be too much for me although a three person race may just be what’s needed to turn things around and get people being polite to each other.

Must say the vice presidential debate was a step in the right direction. They were even civil to each other rather than at war.

Blessing#2211- Striding On

Precious Peeps Pits Perfect here to heave you happily over the humpty dumpty.

I was excessively impressed on my trot around the big circle yesterday by the scale of a certain piece of vegetation that had appeared in a neighboring yard.

This particular orange object was like none I’ve seen before. To say it has monster mash magic would be an understatement.

It’s as tall as the house.

What intrigues me is the plan for the plant.

Just in case it may be transformed into an edible arrangement I have decided to make friends with the hoomans in this house.

I believe this may just possibly have the potential to perk up a Pitty for the entire thanksgiving!

Blessing#2210-Pumpkin Pie Please

Poor Dad!

As y’all know he is not married to Martha Stewart.

Mom may be kind but she sometimes has little hiccups along the housewife highway.

Take yesterday as an example. She was trying to do scones and laundry in a rush as she had something happening related to the upcoming book sale at Church.

She bunged all the clothes in together and put them on a cold wash cycle.

Result?

Whites are now pink towels have taken a dusky hew and Dads polo shirt looks as though he has lipstick on his collar.

Oh well only real men wear pink!!

Blessing#2209-La Vie en Rose