Precious Peeps it’s me the PERFECT One here again to wing you into a weekend that most of you already started.
Dad had to work yesterday from 3:00-11:00 so we had our feast at 12:00. Granny got up at six with the Gizz and got the big bird going before seven so it was well cooked and had time to rest before we tucked in.
The midday meal gave Dad time for a quick snooze before he had to leave.
Dad is good at cutting things down to the wire this makes Granny very agitated.
I’m with Dad. Every second of snoozing is valuable.
Just look what it’s done for us.
Aren’t we the brightest and most beautiful stars in the sky.
Compare us if you will with the wrinkly and grey couple we cohabit with and you must agree that resting as much as possible is good for both body and soul.
It means that when the weekend comes you are sufficiently snoozed up that you can maintain a sleep schedule similar to the energizer Bunny and not faint.
Be like me making the most of up and down time and keep stretching and snoozing. Balance is the key and at all cost avoid fussing it wrecks havoc with you complexion.
I know you all love me so be sure to buy me something when you head out for Black Friday shopping.
I’ll speak to you next humpty in the meantime be as heavenly as me in your habits!
Precious Peeps it’s the PERFECT one here to wish you a very happy thanksgiving.
I saved my hump day post so that I could share this special message with you on this great occasion.
It is my favorite day apart from Christmas because we get to cook from dawn till dusk.
I learned something very significant from cousin Krishna. He told be that my name is very auspicious.
It is the name of the best chef in Lord Rama’s kitchen.
Of course you know how much I help Granny and now I know the reason. It was ordained from time immemorial that I should be a FOODIE. Just look at these jolly jaws and notable nose.
So be like me gobble up your turkey like a gourmet and put your paw into every pie!
There is nothing better though that those sandwiches that come late in the day so save a little space or have a little trot to squeeze them in too!!!
They sure have a soporific effect and you can be sure to get a great beauty sleep.
Enjoy every second and I may speak to you tomorrow if I’m not still snoozing off the stuffing.
Yesterday Ma baked all morning. At first all seemed usual, scones , cupcakes, fifteens and shortbread. That’s her usual sequence.
However, she then took to breaking eggs and separating them one by one. It went on and on. I looked at her with my most inquisitive eye and she explained.
Your Bro wants to have Pavlova for thanksgiving and he wants to give one to his friend Stef and another to his friend Sunday so I need to crack on.
After a bit she started beating the clear runny stuff. This too went on and on and on and on until my head hurt and the runny slime was no longer runny but huge and white and fluffy. She then beat a load of sugar into it along with of all things vinegar. Weird woman.
Finally in went a little corn starch and vanilla before she made three piles of the white wonder and fired it into the oven.
Now this in itself seemed somewhat miraculous but what happened next was the stuff of legend. She showed me the yellow yolks she had set aside and was about to freeze for future use in custard tarts.
There they were lined up perfectly like soldiers. All uniform and symmetrical and intact and orderly.
Brought a whole new meaning to getting your ducks in a row except these were chickens.
Can you believe that today I’ve reached a major milestone in my daily updates for you.
I know JAWS helps me on hump day and Fridays but I still hope you appreciate my persistent posting.
I try to be as upbeat as possible but sometimes it’s tough living with a Pitty not to mention two ancients and a Bro who eats like an elephant at strange hours of the day and night.
Now that I am middle aged I need to think of my sanity that’s why I snooze regularly and slumber so soundly.
My admirers are many and I appreciate that it’s good for my moral.
As I venture onwards into my third millennium of daily editions can I ask you to please share this particularly important post with a family member or friend or both.
This will greatly help the algorithm that determines my popularity. If you do a good job it is possible I might have a novel Christmas gift for my secretary.
Sending appreciation and an amazing ambitious aura to my devoted audience.
We had another outing yesterday as a family as there were two more viewings at our house.
First the hoomans went to Bob Evan’s and ate brunch. The niece and me stayed quietly in the car hoping they’d bring us a morsel.
Not a single scrap but I know Ma had bacon because I could smell it. I can also tell you Dad had no meat but the bro’s burger must have been made with half a cow. I nose you know.
Next up we went to Meijer to get the Thanksgiving turkey. In fact we got two because they were such good value. Can you believe 39 cents a pound! One is now in the fridge thawing for Thursday and the other is in the freezer waiting for Santa.
Bacon was on offer in a BOGOF and Ma had a coupon for that and for sausage and for milk so the car took on the additional weight of another medium sized dog.
With time still to kill and no parsnips to be had at Meijer we made a trip to Trader Joe’s. Truth be told Ma needed to stock up on her fizz that she drinks like lemonade. We got that and the parsnips but it took FOREVER. Half the population of Columbus must have been shopping at TJs.
The bro was sweating a bit because he had work so when Ma eventually emerged with her haul we took off swiftly with not a centimeter to spare in our car.
We reached home just in time to unload and dispatch the Bro to his job.
The rest of us then put all our purchases and signs of life safely away and swung into a siesta.
Soup was served for dinner as we had a lot of it in the freezer and needed to get something out so we could squeeze the bird in.
On reflection I’m so glad I’m a dog and not a turkey.
We went for our usual trot but then strange things started happening.
The Bro came home from the night shift and took out the vacuum cleaner.
Dad then started cleaning the counters and Ma swept the path to the front door.
Ma then got ready and took off to work.
The Bro went to sleep on the sofa for a while and then things got really bizarre.
Auntie Denise came and took Dad away in her car to her house and left us with the Bro.
Shortly thereafter he put on his coat and our leashes and took our water bowls and us for the longest walk we’ve ever had with him or any other human We went all the way to the Adventure Park in the center of our town. It’s a five mile round trip!!!!
Why why why was this happening. We started to panic.
When we came back we were exhausted and hungry so had to have a huge dinner!
We were relieved to be home for a while we thought we might have been expedited and demanded an explanation.
Precious Peeps it’s PITS here and as you know I’m PERFECT as always.
My nose was a little out of joint though as Granny brought another woman into our kennel.
It was a GIANT teddy girl that had been Dad’s as a kid and was currently residing in our garage.
She dressed it up in a tutu and took it to the shop.
The theme this year for the Christmas decor of the town is The Nutcracker so Granny is taking the position that The Nutcracker is nothing without his gal.
It’s kinda like me a Dad.
Anyway since the cuddly critter is now ensconced in her tearoom I’m friends with her again.
Be like me. Don’t bear grudges against Grannies they are often crazy but generally generous with goodies.
Love you all and have a wonderful weekend.
P.S. Heater fixed at the apartment it was just a fuse so won’t break the bank!
One of the smoke alarms was chirping. Now when it is before dawn you hear it quite clearly but once the house starts moving and the TV is on it can kinda get mixed up with the rest.
I don’t like that noise. It is too high pitched for my tender earbuds. Makes me very agitated and ready to run for the hills.
The Bro fixed what he thought was the culprit when he got home from the night shift but it started up again when he’d gone to sleep.
Dad had to let him sleep so it was well into the afternoon before he nuked the nasty.
To add to my troubles just before she left for work Ma got a call from the agent who handles the rental apartment above the shop to say the tenant had called to say the heating had packed up! This made Ma jittery and that always transfers right into my bones.
Knowing that bad things always present themselves in threes we waited for the “what will happen next”
You’ll be glad to know 24 hours on we are still waiting but are feeling somewhat uneasy.
Do you feel like that too or are we just a tad pessimistic?
Best go to my safe space till this is all resolved apart from being under the bed I’ve been there for ages now!! Nail biting business!!!
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