Booming Banter

I have a plan!

You know the way Ma is tight and always looking for bargains. Well she hit on these tiny SUPERGLUES at the dollar tree.

They come in handy for sticking heals back on shoes or knob back on doors or handles back on handbags etc etc.

There is just enough for a job or two in each little tube and if you are anything like us that’s all you need,

You don’t need to get a big bottle that will seize up by the time you get around to using it again and end up in the trash.

So friends get yourselves one of these little babies. We have a few always in reserve and they are only $1.25 for four! Perfect for penny pinchers.

BUT I was thinking you know that Superglue can seal the strongest split well what if I accidentally arranged for JAWS to play with some.

I could pretend it was the latest toy and voila all my problems would be solved.

Trap closed tight!!!

Blessing#2059–Sticky Stuff

Precious Peeps it’s Pits and I’m still Perfect!

How lucky are y’all that I’m here again to cheer you on!

I appreciate your opinions on my attire and that the majority of you acknowledge that my perfection could never be improved upon even by the finest of garments.

Now the stinker on the other hand is something of a different case.

I happened on this image of a garden decor that I feel bears a striking resemblance to the beast. Who’d want that in their yard?

It inspired me to suggest that if I were to puke up my grassy gobbles all over him he might be even more in keeping with this style. Suits him to a tee!!

Blessing#2058-Look Alike

Precious Peeps it’s Pits again seeking your beauty advice.

Do you think it is possible to improve on PERFECTION?

One of my many fine features is my tiny tooshie.

In glancing though Granny’s Facebook feed I happened on this little number.

Do you think I should ask her to make it for me?

Or am I better in the raw with my gleaming black fur?

I am anticipating the inauguration and felt it might be appropriate to glam up for the galas!

Does it evoke a Jackie moment?

Blessing#2057-First Ladies

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here wishing you lots of fun and excitement for the weekend.

I am looking forward to « My Lottery Dream Home » as this Tudor drama is doing my head in.

My jaws are sore from chewing! So are Granny’s she has eaten a full giant pack of FIERY cheese puffs while indulging!

It seemed it would never end!

Fortunately it did but I suspect Granny may watch it again as it’s very hard for her to concentrate for such a long time even if she’s chewing!

She said that the cast weren’t exactly as she’d envisioned them and that the TV production didn’t quite capture the intensity of the book but it was plenty intense enough for me!

Off with the head of anyone that attempts to make any more episodes as I’m done with this deal.

I need frivolity and fantasy and fun for my Friday. Let the Tudor’s rest in peace please!

Blessing#2056-Dissolution

If you need something to get your teeth into try the new series on Hulu.

It’s all you need for gripping gazing. Tudor history, murder, convoluted plots and so on.

Ma has been eagerly awaiting this as she’s read all the books. So as soon as she got home she fired together some dodgy dinner and when the bro walked in he was commanded to get things going.

Auntie Lorraine got Ma hooked on the books about fifteen years ago and since then the pair have eating every word that fell from the pen of C.J.Samson.

Alas the poor author passed away this week just days before his immortal lawyer hit the small screen.

We watched along until the bro had a call from his sweetheart half way through the third episode. Since such communications tend to be of an extensive nature Ma said to stop it and we’d watch again tonight.

Truth be told I was glad to switch to Forensic Files. It’s so much lighter and easier to follow.

I’m with Dad he said there was « too much talking » in Shardlake.

You can tell he dates from the silent era!!!

Blessing#2055-Vocal Views

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to get you over the hump and on the road to the weekend!!! I had some issues with my editor so be patient if you’ve seen this before!

As befits my standing as a person of passion here is some philosophy.

If anyone tries to take your toys or your Nylas grab them tight and resist with intent. Give them the evil eye and they will back off.

If not call me and I’ll run over and give them some Pitty Pétrification.

For those of you with a keen eye wondering what is smeared on my snout it is slobber.

That is an additional piece of wisdom I share with you for free if your drool gets too dribbly just give your head a good shake and send it flying.

If you have a Good Granny try to avoid hitting her with it or she may be a tad upset.

Blessing#2054-Tips Times Two

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to get you over the hump and on the road to the weekend!!!

As befits my standing as a person of passion here is some philosophy.

If anyone tries to take your toys or your Nylas grab them tight and resist with intent.

Give them the evil eye and they will back off.

If not call me and I’ll run over and give them some Pitty Pétrification.

For those of you with a keen eye wondering what is smeared on my snout it is slobber. That is an additional piece of wisdom I share with you for free if your drool gets too dribbly just give your head a good shake and send it flying.

If you have a Good Granny try to avoid hitting her with it or she may be a tad upset.

Blessing#2054-Tips Times Two

There is nothing as stupid as sheep except perhaps a Pitty.

There is a big farm near us with hundreds of acres of grazing land.

It’s flat as a pancake but guess where the roasts in the making eat? In the ditch at the side of the road.

They all huddle together and compete for the same blades of grass.

Why is this?

Is communal dining something sheep specialize in.

It’s like Nala after the Nylas she wants them all for herself. Dumbo

Blessing#2053-Flocks

We are having August in April. Ma is feeling full of fun.

She stuck her shorts on yesterday as soon as she got back from church and the got the polish out!

You almost fainted right? Thought she was going to clean. Fear not!

She won’t wear sandales unless her tootsies are painted. So since this is her chance to play being on vacation she dove right in.

Her color of choice is red! Provides some definition to the chunkiness of her paws!

Prior to the Pitty Ma always wore flip flops in summer but with the force of the fiend she now needs something strapped on tight.

She buys he footwear at thrift stores so if they aren’t comfortable after a mile they are consigned to the wear they for outings only pile. One pair classified into that section already!

Those currently under review for daily trots look like something an Ancient Greek might wear. She’s no Greek but she is Ancient so I’m optimistic but they are fiddly to fasten.

As long as I get out I don’t mind much but it puzzles me why she can’t wear trainers like a normal person but then she wouldn’t be at the beach!!!

Blessing#2452-Coasting

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here hoping you are feeling as loved as me.

Even though Granny was groaning and the Gizz was griping about my hunting habits Dad took my side and loved me up.

He even got me a new Nyla as I’d chewed the other to a stump in my stress.

So there you have it always remember that no matter what you can be forgiven

Blessing#-2051-Fondly Fathers