Booming Banter

I must speak to you in haste as the alarm did not go off and Ma has to be at the prison gate by 7:45 for a full day RETREAT

Oh I that seems far off but she must first caffeinate and eat and wash and get us out and dress and drive thirty plus minutes.

So have a good one!

While she’s away I intend to veg with Dad or nuke the niece.

Adios

Blessing#2654-Swifty

I must speak to you in haste as the alarm did not go off and Ma has to be at the prison gate by 7:45 for a full day RETREAT

Oh I that seems far off but she must first caffeinate and eat and wash and get us out and dress and drive thirty plus minutes.

So have a good one!

While she’s away I intend to veg with Dad or nuke the niece.

Adios

Blessing#2654-Swifty

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to whistle you into a wonderful weekend.

I’m feeling so fit and fab as I’ve been having regular gallops round my new coral.

It’s so much more fun than just trotting with ancient Granny although I still have to do that to make sure all the delightful Dudes in the new neighborhood have got wind of me.

The stinking Gizz thinks he owns the new kennel so I have had to put him in his place a few times. He tries to savage me if I go after the ball when we play fetch so I nuked him on the nose so he plays fair.

He may be scared for life which serves him right.

He is a hateful beast I’m so glad Kong and I have bonded so well. It’s good to have someone to chitty chat with when Dad is at work.

By the way I was wondering if you’d like to hear from Kong each Friday since that’s traditionally a day for fish.

Fear not we won’t be frying him just listening to his views from the bowl.

Let me know and I’ll have a word with him.

In the meantime enjoy your romps around like me they’re so good for keeping the waistline winsome.

Just try not to knock over any old Granny’s as you go.

Love as always your PERFECT Pitty Person.

Blessing#2653-Spirited Sprints

How’s your sleep been going? Ours has been great!!

In addition to the fact we no longer need to arrange furniture in our mind in the middle of the night we find our new chamber to be Goldilocks.

It is cool! Not cold!!

It is cosy!Not cavernous!!

It is dark! Not gloomy!

It’s quiet! Not silent!!

Add to this our very very very heavy crocheted throw that Ma thrifted many moons ago is now serving as a weighted blanket and we sleep like logs!

Sometimes it’s so cosy we want to turn over and sleep some more but then we have to banter.

Blessing#2652-Ideal Conditions

Precious Peeps it’s me the PERFECT one here to heave you happily over the humpty.

I am feeling excessively proud that the King has recognized my beauty and depth of soul. He is a good judge of character and has formidable insight into the workings of this household.

I’m definitely a fan of this fish!

It never occurred to be before that cold blooded critters might be so warm hearted. It’s wonderful to be appreciated at last.

I know Dad loves me and Granny generally is gracious but that Grandpa and Coyote always have nasty things to say about me.

Now that I have Kong on my side I’m feeling even more self confident.

Be like me find friends who appreciate you for all your fine attributes.

I know none of you are PERFECT like me but fish don’t find flaws.

Adopt today and instantly elevate your self esteem!

Love y’all and we’ll talk Friday!

Blessing#2651-Magic Marine

Yesterday was class. I got to ride in the car for FOUR hours.

There was a recall on the Bro’s vehicle so he had to get it checked at a dealership and the nearest was Columbus.

We had to be there by nine so we had to leave here at eight.

We thought it would be swift but they said it could take up to closing time at six if a fix was needed.

So rather than hanging around we decided to head home via the Chinese grocery where we stocked up on dumplings.

Ma had no sooner had lunch of about two kilos of bok choi than the dealership called the Bro to say his car was fine.

So back we all piled into ARETHA for the trip back.

When we recovered the Bros car he said he’d take Jaws with him so Ma and I went home alone.

It was sweet if a tad repetitive and brought a whole new meaning to been there done that!

Blessing#2650-Paths Well Travelled

You know the saying “like a fish out of water” well I was just lying snuggling with Ma a moment ago when it hit me.

No, not the fish but the fact that that orange ruffian can never take my place in bed.

If he did he’d die!

Oh I feel so much better knowing this.

My heart is warm with wonder.

Hope you get as good a kick start to your week.

Blessing#2649-Marine Biology

I know you are all anxious to know about KONG so I thought I’d let him speak for himself.

“Howdy Hoomans great to hoedown with y’all” I’m swimming around in circles here at this new ranch just like a rhinestone cowboy!

They are all crazy! There’s the sheriff who is always moaning about something, the saloon owner who does all the cooking and sometimes sings, the sharp shooter who comes and goes at strange hours, the ugly grey coyote and this precious little Princess person who looks like Pocahontas!

Those of us who live in glass houses have a different view on the world than most! so check in with me gain soon”

Well I’m miffed. Stinking fish called me a coyote. He won’t be getting anymore of my airtime anytime soon!

Anyone got a stone handy?

Blessing#2648-Hearing Vouces

I’m lying here beside Ma thinking how excessively cosy this new house is.

Everything is on a smaller scale which makes if feel like you’re being snuggled tighter.

I do love it very much and enjoy chasing balls in the back yard and trying to nab Nala.

All this running around makes a fellow excessively sleepy so I have been following a pattern of super slumber for days now.

It’s all making me a bit more mellow. I feel less likely to nuke the niece.

All in all I’m in fine fettle and hope you are too.

If not then repeat after me refresh, run, relax, refuel, refresh, run, relax, refuel, rest.

Blessing#2647-Rrrrrrrrrr

I’m lying here beside Ma thinking how excessively cosy this new house is.

Everything is on a smaller scale which makes if feel like you’re being snuggled tighter.

I do love it very much and enjoy chasing balls in the back yard and trying to nab Nala.

All this running around makes a fellow excessively sleepy so I have been following a pattern of super slumber for days now.

It’s all making me a bit more mellow. I feel less likely to nuke the niece.

All in all I’m in fine fettle and hope you are too.

If not then repeat after me refresh, run, relax, refuel, refresh, run, relax, refuel, rest.

Blessing#2647-Rrrrrrrrrr