Booming Banter

Precious Peeps it PITS here to propel you into a wonderful WICKED weekend.

Granny is grumpy as a ghoul because someone wanted to view the house yesterday but she had a late afternoon booking at the tearoom so couldn’t get home to get us all out in time.

Bottom line it’s had to be rescheduled and we’re not sure yet for when.

If it’s today we’re going to have to juggle some plans for shopping and baking but if it’s for tomorrow it’s going to be an early start for our whole gang because Granny has a big birthday party. Regardless the broomstick will need to work overtime!

I keep telling her to chill and get her fangs into a Nyla because things will happen when they happen and not when you want them to happen like things that go bump in the night.

She thinks the sun revolves around her orbit but I keep telling her that that trick is for this Pitty only.

I am the treat at the center of this universe as y’all know by now.

Shine on you sweet spooks and remember that when the stars align you can be sure it’s me who has set them specially for my followers.

Love y’all have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN and we’ll talk on the humpty.

Blessing#2577-Spirited

Yesterday was national cat’s day. I don’t like cats.

I know a lot of people love them but their eyes are funny.

Why do they look like that?

Is there some evolutionary advantage?

Maybe it’s to do with where they originated. Perhaps a dusty place or a very sunny place like the Savannah.

I’m glad that my Bro is allergic to them otherwise Ma just might consider one especially in the run up to Halloween.

She can be a bit of an old witch at times!!!

Blessing#2576-Feline Family

Precious Peeps it’s the Perfect one here to heave you over the humpty.

I’m lying a little low today as all my shots are working on my little immune system.

It’s normal to feel a little groggy when you have all those Pitty protective cells doing their thing.

The stinking Gizz is petrified of the vets but I’m so laid back and relaxed you wouldn’t think I was terrified at all.

Granny took Dad along with us as she said it’s easier to handle two dogs with four arms.

For sure I’ll be back to Pitty Perfection by Friday. In the meantime I’m going to stew all my stuff and be ready to fight off any nasty nonsense that comes my way.

Remember you humans need to follow my example in order to achieve the pinacle of performance.

Stay cool and see you for the weekend.

As ever HRH Princess

Blessing#2575- Annual Events

Three days in a row we’re getting a car ride.

This one will be to the vets for our annual physicals.

I always know we’re going there because Ma asks Pa to remind her to put our poop in different colored bags. I’m getting the blue one with the pineapple design and Jaws just a plan black one.

We will be having our shots also to keep us strong and healthy for another year.

This, therefore is a good occasion for me to pitch in on the vaccine debate.

I urge all of you to reflect on whether you would prefer to be bitten by a dog that has had it’s rabies vaccine or not.

Now I do not intent to stick my choppers into anyone anytime soon as I’m a good dude.

There may however be less friendly or frightened furballs out there.

So do the right thing and take a prick for the peace of the public. No frothing at the mouth and mind blowing madness please.

Blessing#2574-Safety First

Sometimes I think the PIT is mad.

For no reason she takes to barking!!!

Now of course I bark myself but it’s always at deer or bicycles or people or other dogs or squirrels treading on my territory.

The THING on the other hand just all of a sudden and out of no where takes to barking at nothing or no one.

Ma keeps telling everyone to ignore her but there is only so much of it Dad and the Bro can take and then they start screaming at her.

She doesn’t care she’ll keep at it and then just as quick as she started she stops.

We have no explanation for this other than that she’s a nutter or is aspiring to take to the stage.

Has anyone else experience of Pitty pop stars? Maybe I could be her manager!

Blessing#2573-Prima Donna

So today is a bit crazy. AGAIN!!

We have a viewing at 10:30 am and another at 5:00 pm.

So no church for the Ma and Pa.

Instead we are all piling into the car and the humans are going to have BRUNCH!

We will then return to the homestead and snooze.

That done we plan to repeat and go get carry out for dinner and eat it in the car.

I’m hopeful that I may be fed at some point during the day but even if I’m not to get two car rides in one day is more than any dog could wish for.

I’m so happy!!

Blessing#2572-Going for a Spin

Do you have nights when you wake up multiple times for no reason.

Ma and hence me just did.

It’s not like we had indigestion or anything like that. Maybe it’s because we went to bed too early.

You get into that cycle though and it becomes repetitive.

We started thinking about the Pope and the King getting together to say their prayers so we decided to say ours too.

No disrespect to the Almighty but it’s a great way to get to sleep again.

Try it and see next time you’re having a slumber situation.

Bet by your third Our Father you’ll be back in dreamland.

Good for the mind, body and soul!

Blessing#2571-Unity

Precious Peeps it’s the PERFECT one here to propel you at speed into a wonderful weekend.

I’m not quite sure what I’ll be doing. All depends on viewings. To be honest I’m hoping there are none so I can relax and enjoy some quiet me time.

It’s hard work being a Princess. So much correspondence and social media content to contend with.

Of course I also need to spend time on facials and grooming.

That is one thing I have to say the stinking Gizz is good at. He can slobber over me anytime. Keeps the coat glossy!!!

If some handsome hunk like Remington were to call I’d of course drop these do nothing plans in an instant and go cavorting through the fields.

Always believe dear ones that something wonderful is about to happen.

Trust me this perspective is so perfect for a Pitty that’s what makes me so proud to be a star.

Keep up the good work of being just like me!

Blessing#2570-Personal Party

Do you ever wonder why humans lost their fur?

It’s most inconvenient when you’re dying to get out to pee that Ma has to put on about fifteen layers and then look for gloves and such like.

If she was hairy like me then she’d be much swifter.

What sense does it make?

Maybe if ancient Homo sapiens spent a lot of time diving or swimming it could be useful.

Or maybe it was a mechanism to keep their big brains cool but why do they still have hairy heads?

I’d hate to keep you up at night thinking about this as I’m sure Google has an answer but I just thought I’d put it out there.

The PIT has a lot less hair than me does that mean she’s on the same track as man?

Perhaps that’s why she so stupid and stubborn.

I’ll stick with my locks because this evolution malarkey is crazy!

Blessing#2569-Hirsute Hounds

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to heave you over the humpty.

It’s a very confusing time of year.

The morning is cold enough to need the heat on but then the sun comes out and it feels all summery again.

Our impatiens and periwinkles are still going strong yet just inside the door our Christmas cactus is blooming.

Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow don’t expect everything to happen as it’s meant to. Some things are ahead of their time other hang in long after they should have called it quits.

Be like me savor every bit of summer while bearing in mind that the holidays are just around the corner.

Sure the trots may be a little shorter and faster but the taste of winter is so comforting.

See the glory great hearts and be like me happy with every moment even a high humpty.

Look for your surprises today and I’ll talk to you Friday.

As ever PERFECT!

Blessing#2568-In The Pink