Ma is often bemoaning her distance from the sea.
On a daily basis I hear « oh I miss the sea we are so far far away from the coast, I want to go home »
This becomes particularly pathetic when she sees posts from pals in Northern Ireland who go to the seaside resorts and post pics eating ice cream.
Look I tell her we may live with JAWS but here in Ohio you are safe.
Go to the lake if you want to pretend but stay away from the beaches there are way to many sharks in those waters right now and I need you home here on the ranch with me
Blessing#1755-Safe Waters
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