It’s Laddie Boy Hardings birthday party today at the presidential library.
I asked Mom if i could go but she said it would be too hot to stay in the car while she was at work.
I feel this is an injustice.
When I’m elected I will ensure dogs are invited to my birthday and allowed to enter air conditioned quarters for as long as they wish.
Bones will be offered so they don’t get bored waiting for their humans to return.
I’m sure everyone will be satisfied and it will become a National Holiday in honor of my ability to instill happiness to all citizens!
Blessing#1774-Bone Fest
Booming Banter 