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Precious Peeps it’s Pits with some Philosophy for you my dears Passionistas!!!! I made that word up to make the Gizz mad as a hatter.

If you hate anyone as much as I hate the Gizz chances are you may not make it through the pearly gates. You better like it HOT like Marilyn and me!

To calm your nerves and get to meet Pete get a Nyla or the equivalent. Avoid stress eating or you’ll get chunky like granny.

Nylas are awesome. They are calorie free and long lasting. If they get too smelly soak them in bleach for a few hours and then rinse them well.

Food poisoning is always helpful for weight control should you forget this sanitizing tip.

If you don’t fancy this option try sticking pins in a doll instead.

Under all circumstances avoid murdering any wretched beings you encounter or you could be sent to the pound!

Blessing1803-Therapy Session.

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