I kid you not I thought Dad was going to have a seizure yesterday.
See THE THING had picked up a tennis ball on the road and had carried it all the way to the park and back.
When Ma got us home she went for a shower and immediately IT started shredding and Dad started screaming and soon the tennis ball was toast.
IT then crept off upstairs to seek refuge with the Bro who was still sleeping after a late night.
The parents then left for church and groceries and I was in charge.
Well here’s what JAWS DID NEXT.
While the Bro continued to snore she snuck downstairs and started shredding again. This time she demolished one of the new cushions on the sofa.
Fortunately it was overstuffed so it kept her going for a good hour and clean wore her out but the mess was unbelievable.
When the ancients returned Dad went stir crazy. The Bro did not sleep much longer.
The THING hung her head in shame. Will she ever be forgiven? Is this the final?
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