Ma is not a fan of Monday. It’s better now that she doesn’t go to work till Wednesday but still on Monday things have a habit of rubbing her up the wrong way.
This morning when we went out for my first leak we saw something on the floor where the bro parks his wagon.
She sent him a text
He replied.
So did she! End of that discussion!!!
Next up she releases the TIME BOMB and put ITS leash on before getting ITS brekkie.
THE THING always jumps up when IT sees the bowl coming this time IT hit it and there was an avalanche of kibble.
The living VACUUM got to work but so did I. The THINGS grub has gluten and it’s yummy. Ma told Auntie Denise she’d never seen me eat as fast. Denise diagnosed wisdom as the explanation since I knew if I didn’t get in there it would be gobbled up by DISON DOG.
Next up we had the painters arrive to do our outside wood work which is dodgy. Both JAWS and I got to barking at them and we wouldn’t quit so we were locked up in separate rooms and Ma took her frustration with the day out on the carpet which was even more dodgy than the paintwork.
So that’s our Monday.
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Booming Banter 