Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect!
Its official! I am NOT the worst dog in the land.
Much as I have been maligned by a certain Grey Grumpy who hopes to get to the White House, the honor for the worst dog in the USA goes to “Champion” Biden.
He has been banned from the mansion for biting a slew of people and was sent back to Delaware to spend time with Major who was also partial to human flesh.
I am so delighted as this give me the opportunity to serve as First Lady.
Now wouldn’t that be swell. Don’t I look picture perfect? Oh well maybe I should rub that yogurt from my muzzle! No First Lady should be seen with food on face or teeth.
Blessing#1847-Opportunity Knocks
Booming Banter 