It is safe to say that you could float a boat with the amount of ALDI ranch dressing that is used in this household.
Ma loves it on her lettuce that she eats in copious quantities with boiled eggs at lunchtime when she’s home.
Dad on the other hand eats it with every meal. This becomes somewhat of a dangerous situation when Ma happens to have slaved over the stove for longer than fifteen minutes.
Like last night as an example she made pork loin with portobello mushrooms in a cream sauce. She’d seasoned it well with paprika and other spicy things. I know because I was watching and she served it on a bed of homemade mashed tatties.
No sooner had she placed it on the table and sat down than the bro declared it delicious. Happy Days!
That’s when Dad reached for the Ranch. It was worse than reaching for a pistol. A duel then ensued and Ma went back to watching BOTCHED.
No one spoke for the next hour and not a squeak was heard even from Jaws. We all knew we had to let her chill or we too might be in need of makeovers too.
Blessing#1877-Time and Place
Booming Banter 