None of this nonsense and superstitions about old year out and new year in around here.
Just set the werewolf on any inauspicious intruders who might happen to darken your door.
No need to dust or clean or flush out the cobwebs.
That’s all too much like starting off on the wrong foot. You should be tucked in bed at that time getting set for your morning trot!
I may not be dark or that tall for that matter but I sure am handsome and who needs coal when you have a free gas generator like the niece around.
Have a great year ahead and remember I’m running so take steps now to elect me and make this the most outstanding and memorable year in history!
Blessing#1933-Presidential Power
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