You know the old saying “Let Sleeping Dogs Lie” well a certain precocious Pitty person hasn’t.
I was right in the middle of a super sweet dream yesterday morning about six when she entered our chamber and tried to get into bed with Ma and me.
I went berserk!
There was almost a blood bath.
How dare she.
I hope she has learned her lesson.
For my part, thanks to this incident, I discovered that the origin of the adage in question is Proverbs 26, 17 adapted by none other than Geoffrey Chaucer in 1374 to its current form in his epic poem Troilus and Criseyde.
Did you need to know this? Of course not but commit it to memory so next time someone uses it you can be a real smart ass and smug.
I’ll give you the scoop on the plot tomorrow as I need to pee so haven’t time to dig into it right now.
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