I’ve been in the dog house.
When I returned from the groomers on Thursday Ma took me and the niece for a trot.
Truth be told she was showing off my posh new hair cut that cost ten times more than hers!!!!
We met a neighbor at the school bus stop and the niece was all over him like a bad rash.
He was patting and pampering her and it was just more than my shattered nerves could bear.
Being at the groomers is exceedingly exhausting and this just tipped me over the cliff.
So I tore into the terror and inflicted two small incisions in her innards.
You would have thoughts I’d committed murder.
Ma didn’t speak to me for FOUR HOURS until the niece started chasing me round the living room and was clearly restored to her painfully “Pittiness”
I am now forgiven but my reputation is in tatters.
I really am a decent dog this is just another example of the injustice inflicted on me by this interlocutor!
Blessing#2171-Raw Hide
Booming Banter 