So you know that plant that inspired the invention of Velcro well it nearly did me in.
I had an encounter with it while sniffing out coyotes in our woods on the way to the park.
My ears got stuck together and I looked like Julius Caesar wearing his laurels. It even got wrapped around my chops.
Of course Ma set to removing it but there was a full branch of the buds tangle in my tufts.
It was agony.
I drew my lip back and threatened to nip her before taking off to my hiding place.
She persisted though every chance she got.
Man it was painful.
Finally after two days of torture she gave up and for the last two imbedded lumps took out the scissors.
I tell y’all not since the crown of thorns has anything been more awful.
Fortunately Auntie Denise has now been briefed to blaze the trail ahead of us and look out for the monster material.
Never again do I wish to endure such torment. .
Blessing#2176-Extractions
Booming Banter 