The Bro’s new job as a salesman entails a lot of time spent outdoors.
He walks on average 10 miles a day door to door selling “direct” energy!! He’s also taken up biking each morning to build stamina!!!

Thanks to this exposure he has acquired a substantial tan.
You can catch a glimpse even when he’s going to the office with his fancy shirt and suit on.
When he takes his T-Shirt off it looks like he’s wearing a white one!
What you don’t see here are the mosquito bites he has on his legs. They are frightening.
He now applies the human equivalent of frontline every morning so he smells a bit strange.
I still like him though but I don’t lick him quite as much as I use to. I leave that up to his daughter she’d lick anything DDT included!!
Blessing#2179-Pitty Poison Potential
