If you had to listen to me make a speech what would you like to hear?
Do you want to know about my plan to boost the economy by making functional dog biscuits? They would be filled with ingredients to help digestion, give fresh breath, manage sleep and even slow the aging process.
Discoveries would of course be shared with the human medical community!
What about universal healthcare for all including pets? Would that be a bitter pill to swallow or set you heart on fire?
Maybe the position with the greatest appeal would be to ban bad news.
Just imagine if all we heard were feel good stories. Pups and peep projects, kitties being kind to kids, heck even hamsters helping the environment by running in their wheels.
There has gotta be something better than all this yapping and yelling! We need to bite into something more wholesome!
Blessing#2228-Positive Positions
Booming Banter 