Precious Peeps it’s me PITS your one and only perfect princess here to help you over the humpty.
I have high hopes of making it to a real palace sometime soon.
Her Majesty has been to Battersea and adopted Moley.
She chose the name because she thinks he looks like a mole.
I agree he is a little dodgy but couldn’t care less if he looked like Godzilla if he gets me a place in the palace I’m all in to tie the knot.
I can hear you from here saying he’s too young for a mature maiden like me but that’s not a bit of a problem for someone as fit and fabulous as myself.
I will expect you all to bow but no need to curtsy if you are over fifty and have dodgy knees.
Keep on worshipping me and I’ll speak to you at the weekend
Blessing#2414-Yoonger Men
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