I have a bladder stronger than Fort Knox.
It is currently 5:30 am and I haven’t had a pee for twelve hours.
See when it was bedtime last night there was a big storm rolling through.
Ma waited until it subsided before tempting me out but I refused as it was still pouring.
“Well you’ll have to hold it then Scoob” she graciously grunted and we went to bed.
I knew I could do it.
The only thing is that now that I’m awake and thinking about it I wouldn’t object to a quick sortie.
Sometimes I watch those videos on Facebook of dogs using their hoomans bathrooms and think that could be handy but then again who wants to go to all that trouble when all you need is to lift your leg on a tree.
Right must crack on now and get this job done.
I bet many of you reading this are jealous of my abilities! It takes a lot of concentration and contraction!!!!!!
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