We were awakened just now from deep slumbers by the door to the Bro’s bedroom slamming.
We wondered had he been out all night but no he was not in Dracula mode.
Seems the niece had a minor stomach issue related to the amount of grass she consumed at the new ranch yesterday. She emitted a ball as big as a tumbleweed that the Bro had to clean up.
Ma and me had a great kip I put it down to sheer exhaustion.
Ma on the other hand has a different theory she says it’s down to clean bedclothes.
Here filing cabinet brain tells her that this association is far from coincidence.
Why would it be? OK there is a slight whiff of fabric softener that might numb your cortex but with all the plug-ins at work in our house it is imperceptible.
What do you think? Does this happen for you too?
Humans are just so stupid they should never have shed their coats and then they wouldn’t need bedclothes to begin with.
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