Precious Peeps it’s me the PERFECT one looking even prettier than a peach. It’s down to all the great shut eye I’ve been having.
Trust me it is hard to improve on exquisiteness but I’ve managed.
Here are my top tips.
Don’t get too angry. Granny does and that’s why she’s so crinkly.
Do smile. Make it a relaxed. Too much teeth can look a tad intimidating.
Next make sure your nails are uniform. Either all short or all long. I prefer the long sends out vibes that you don’t do dishes!
Working out is critical to build and maintain muscle. Try dragging wild weights like a Granny at great speed up hills. Trust me your butt will be beautiful in a matter of weeks.
Hold your head high and accessorize minimally. One large piece is just fine and so subtle!
Finally, lest you get overwhelmed with awesomeness, make sure to eat your greens. My preferred indulgence is grass soaked in dew. It can lead to occasional regurgitation but go for it it’s so stinking special.
There! I’m done for today. Get started immediately and by next weekend you might see some improvement.
In the meantime enjoy yourself and remember it’s no use trying to compete with me as I’ve achieved nirvana.
Blessing#2556-Pitty Pointers
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