Did you think I’d forgotten you? Well I’m late because my secretary just woke up.
I don’t remember the last time we rose so late.
It’s OK with me especially since church doesn’t start here till 10:30 so no need for panic.

Well rested people are generally sweet so I’d encourage all world leader right now to get some extra kipp.
There is no excuse for starting world wars just because you’ve drink too much Diet Coke and can’t sleep.
There you go all problems solved before 8:00 am even when I just started typing at 7:53.
Ow I must run and nuke the niece! Just kidding I’ll kiss her quick.
Blessing#2655-Resting in Peace
