Precious Peeps it’s the PERFECT one here to help you over the humpty with a tale so extraordinary that some of you may faint.
So please be seated!!
Last evening as is her want Granny went to the kitchen around eight to get herself a bowl of chocolate ice cream. She spoke with KONG and he was happily swimming round in circles.
Some minutes later my Dad took me and the stinking Gizz out to pee and returned for a snack himself before he and me retired to our chambers to watch footie.
We as usual went to speak with KONG but he had vanished.
“Where’s KONG” he yelled to Granny. She immediately dropped everything and ran to the kitchen swiftly followed by Grandpa.
Panic ensued. We saw water on the island and on the floor by the fridge. KONG had made an escape.
It was like something from a Dr Seuss but it was real.
We searched the floor, we pulled out the fridge my Dad even opened the dishwasher but no KONG.
We were all becoming desperate. Minutes had now passed and then good old Grandpa found him. He’d landed on a bar stool. Granny quickly picked him up and tossed him back in his bowl and he took off swimming like a champion.
Granny checked on KONG a few times throughout the night while Dad was away at work and he’s doing fine.
Now I know that some of you may have doubts about the validity of this but you must trust me it is the truth.
I knew it from the day he first whispered sweet nothings in my ear that this is one fine fish.
Who’d have believed it if they hadn’t seen it for themselves but as Jesus said “Blessed are they who believe and have not seen”.
There beat that for a tale and be like me expect miracles and they’ll keep happening.
Have a very happy humpty and I will report on Friday with THE FISH!!
In the meantime spread the love!
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