Precious Peeps it’s PITS Perfect here the DISH with a FISH ready to whistle you into a wonderful weekend.
As we approach Valentines I’m going to give you an update on my love life with KONG and three lessons for those of you seeking romance.
We talk a lot. He shares his perspectives from his side of the pond and I give him the run down on what’s happening in the back yard. We could go on forever about fridge doors opening or squirrels but we don’t. Conversations must have variety. Top lines are fine. We don’t get bogged down in too many details.
Lesson 1 find a man who listens to everything and agrees!!!
We have quickly learned that we both love to eat. Of course I’m now off the tuna and salmon as that hits too close to home for him.
I’m not sure what’s in that food Granny gives him but it sure stinks. She only gives him enough to fill half a hole in my tooth but he seems happy with it.
Lesson 2 find a man who is easy to please on the food front you don’t want anyone like the stinking Gizz who’s picky.
Finally, for this Friday at least make plans together. Decide when you’re going to run away together, which part of the world you’re moving to and who will feed you if you don’t have a good old Granny. If your honey doesn’t play plan with you don’t stick with him. Kong is so adorable we are going to leave just as soon as he gets a passport and we’re going to Bermuda with Granny.
Lesson 3 adjust your expectations to meet potential possibilities.
There that should help those of you in the hunt for a life partner and for those of you who are hitched to one read lesson 1-3 and apply anyway.
I love y’all but I love KONG more. Thanks for the understanding.
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