Precious Peeps it’s PITS. I just knew you couldn’t survive without hearing from me till humpty.
What do you think of my cartoon Kong? Isn’t he just the most handsome critter you ever clapped eyes on.
What I find most attractive it his total and utter dedication to me and my life.
He talks constantly of my beauty. He’s envious of my legs and feet and particularly desirous of my teeth.
Must say I do feel sorry for him that he has to get by on stuff that resembles dust.
Imagine not being able to chew a Nyla. Come to think of that how do you hoomans get by without Nylas.
On that note I’d better let Granny go since it’s about time she stuck her choppers into some toast.
I love y’all and I’ll be thinking of solutions to your problems as I chew my bone tonight.
Don’t ever let it be said that I am anything other than PERFECT!
Blessing#2703-Divine Devisors
Booming Banter 