Precious Peeps it’s the Pretty Pitty here to heave you over the humpty.
Can you imagine it is April Fool’s Day once again. That means a quarter of this year has past.
Do you play jokes on each other. I love doing it.
Today Kong and I are going to simultaneously pretend we’ve been gassed by a Scooby fart! I’m going to lie still under the bar stools and he is going to float without moving.
When Granny starts to panic and run around like a headless chicken I’m going to jump on her and Kong is going to splash around like crazy.
Granny will be all over the moon when we’re resurrected and will give us both extra snacks.
Hope we have inspired you to do something silly just for fun.
If you don’t have a hooman close by try tricking yourself. Pretend you’re posh for a five minutes and put on your best upper class accent and have a good old chin wag!
When you’re done you can giggle.
There now you are all set. Continue to be like me and don’t take life too seriously unless it storms.
I love you almost as much as Kong. Talk Friday!
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