Author: boomingbanter

My cousin Seema and her husband Brian came to spend the night with us. They are starting a huge road-trip to see family and friends all over the USA and we were the first stop.

Once the road-trip is over they are going to start hiking. Now we are not talking a trot. These dudes will be walking across the continent for at least six months.

I think they need to take me with them. Ma would be lonely without me but she’d cope. I wouldn’t ask for much. I could hunt like a wolf for food so they wouldn’t need to carry my kibble. As for water I’d be quite happy to put on a little tank and carry that myself.

It would be so swell to sleep under the stars far far away from Jaws. Just think of how useful I could be in warding off worrisome wildlife.

I must rush now so I can suck up to them as soon as they wake up.

You may or may not hear from me for months.

Blessing#2661-Passport to Paradise

Precious Peeps it’s the PERFECT one here to whistle you into the weekend with my best friend and side kick KONG.

I’m giving him the mic so he can mesmerize you with his view from inside his bowl. If you enjoy let us know and we can make this a regular moment of merriment!

“HOWDY PARTNERS it’s your very own golden groover here with my Pretty Pocahontas to swing you round my island. It’s not exactly a disco but it’s the best most of you will get!

Outside, according to my warm blooded Pitty there are Arctic temperatures! See that’s the thing about being a fish you don’t have to trot. You just swim in circles until you’re ready to jump!

I can see all the comings and going’s and hear all the news and I don’t even need to drink wine to get dizzy!

If humans were just a little more generous with the food I’d be an even happier camper!

Be like Pitty and me and live life to the fullest regardless of circumstances and find yourself a faithful friend ready to rock you round the clock.”

Stay warm weekenders! Love you always and almost as much as I love KONG!

Blessing#2660-Fish and Dish!

I am mightily impressed by the athletic prowess of our orange ruffian!

His desire to eat chocolate ice-cream clearly spurred him on. I hope he’s luckier than me as Ma consistanly refuses to share with me says dogs can’t do chocies!

Talking of eating do you know that KONG gets by on mere crumbs.

He’s only allowed as much food as he can eat in two minutes. I know JAWS has bern giving him lessons as she eats a quart of kibble in that time.

Come on though he only has a small little mouth not an orifice the size of Australia to get the job done.

I am therefore all the more impressed that in a state of semi starvation he was able to undertake such a feat.

It’s like that movie the great escape when Steve McQueen jumps that fence on his motorcycle.

I’m definitely supporting him in any run he may make for higher office.

Blessing#2659-Fish Following

Precious Peeps it’s the PERFECT one here to help you over the humpty with a tale so extraordinary that some of you may faint.

So please be seated!!

Last evening as is her want Granny went to the kitchen around eight to get herself a bowl of chocolate ice cream. She spoke with KONG and he was happily swimming round in circles.

Some minutes later my Dad took me and the stinking Gizz out to pee and returned for a snack himself before he and me retired to our chambers to watch footie.

We as usual went to speak with KONG but he had vanished.

“Where’s KONG” he yelled to Granny. She immediately dropped everything and ran to the kitchen swiftly followed by Grandpa.

Panic ensued. We saw water on the island and on the floor by the fridge. KONG had made an escape.

It was like something from a Dr Seuss but it was real.

We searched the floor, we pulled out the fridge my Dad even opened the dishwasher but no KONG.

We were all becoming desperate. Minutes had now passed and then good old Grandpa found him. He’d landed on a bar stool. Granny quickly picked him up and tossed him back in his bowl and he took off swimming like a champion.

Granny checked on KONG a few times throughout the night while Dad was away at work and he’s doing fine.

Now I know that some of you may have doubts about the validity of this but you must trust me it is the truth.

I knew it from the day he first whispered sweet nothings in my ear that this is one fine fish.

Who’d have believed it if they hadn’t seen it for themselves but as Jesus said “Blessed are they who believe and have not seen”.

There beat that for a tale and be like me expect miracles and they’ll keep happening.

Have a very happy humpty and I will report on Friday with THE FISH!!

In the meantime spread the love!

Blessing#2658-Survivor

Three days in a row! The secretary just woke up!! Accept my apologies for the tardiness of my text.

Yesterday we read one of Rev Kings sermons. Sometime we forget he was a preacher as well as a great orator and leader.

It was all about the command of Jesus to Love Your Enemy. Read it if you have time.

One of the suggestions was that you find one good thing about the person in question so I have applied the process to Jaws.

What possibly could be positive about a Precocious Pitty who disturbs my piece and place in this kennel.

I had to think long and hard and then it hit me. She is a GREAT eater. She needs nothing more than kibble.

When I dug deeper into this virtue I saw benefit even for myself. I get much more of the tidbits because she doesn’t need them to be enticed to nosh.

Thinking further it also occurred to me that thanks to her appetite the kibble I am forced to eat is fresher than it would be if I lived alone.

I will now make my way to her chamber and thank her.

Let’s see if this helps but I do feel just a tiny bit different about her.

Try the tactic today and tell me what you think.

Blessing#2657-Find The Good

My secretary may be fired soon. Late two days in a row!

Hope this is not becoming a habit or I may have to reinforce my already super strong bladder.

Long sleeps lead to no naps snd could become a vicious circle that is unsuitable for my nature!

I’ll forgive her today as it’s a holiday when we celebrate the late great Martin Luther King Jr.

Let’s put it like this, this old gal has had more than a dream!

Blessing#2656-Moving Right On

Did you think I’d forgotten you? Well I’m late because my secretary just woke up.

I don’t remember the last time we rose so late.

It’s OK with me especially since church doesn’t start here till 10:30 so no need for panic.

Well rested people are generally sweet so I’d encourage all world leader right now to get some extra kipp.

There is no excuse for starting world wars just because you’ve drink too much Diet Coke and can’t sleep.

There you go all problems solved before 8:00 am even when I just started typing at 7:53.

Ow I must run and nuke the niece! Just kidding I’ll kiss her quick.

Blessing#2655-Resting in Peace

I must speak to you in haste as the alarm did not go off and Ma has to be at the prison gate by 7:45 for a full day RETREAT

Oh I that seems far off but she must first caffeinate and eat and wash and get us out and dress and drive thirty plus minutes.

So have a good one!

While she’s away I intend to veg with Dad or nuke the niece.

Adios

Blessing#2654-Swifty

I must speak to you in haste as the alarm did not go off and Ma has to be at the prison gate by 7:45 for a full day RETREAT

Oh I that seems far off but she must first caffeinate and eat and wash and get us out and dress and drive thirty plus minutes.

So have a good one!

While she’s away I intend to veg with Dad or nuke the niece.

Adios

Blessing#2654-Swifty

Precious Peeps it’s PITS here to whistle you into a wonderful weekend.

I’m feeling so fit and fab as I’ve been having regular gallops round my new coral.

It’s so much more fun than just trotting with ancient Granny although I still have to do that to make sure all the delightful Dudes in the new neighborhood have got wind of me.

The stinking Gizz thinks he owns the new kennel so I have had to put him in his place a few times. He tries to savage me if I go after the ball when we play fetch so I nuked him on the nose so he plays fair.

He may be scared for life which serves him right.

He is a hateful beast I’m so glad Kong and I have bonded so well. It’s good to have someone to chitty chat with when Dad is at work.

By the way I was wondering if you’d like to hear from Kong each Friday since that’s traditionally a day for fish.

Fear not we won’t be frying him just listening to his views from the bowl.

Let me know and I’ll have a word with him.

In the meantime enjoy your romps around like me they’re so good for keeping the waistline winsome.

Just try not to knock over any old Granny’s as you go.

Love as always your PERFECT Pitty Person.

Blessing#2653-Spirited Sprints