Author: boomingbanter

I’m a tad jelly.

My sweet PawPal Miss Mysty got to go to church with her Mom Mary.

My Mom never takes me to church.

I know she’d need more than a purse to get me in but I’d happily squeeze into a suitcase if needed.

Seems they heard a story about Saint Francis and how through negotiations he was able to get a man eating wolf in his village to make peace with the peeps.

All the wolf needed was a daily supply of good Italian cuisine and quick as you could say Tutti Fruiti he was gentle as a lamb.

Now that is really smart.

I’m praying the discussion on the future of Gaza yield equally satisfying outcomes.

Blessing#2552-Delicate Deals

Yesterday was like Groundhog Day

We all piled into the car only this time we left earlier as Ma had a midday booking to take care of. “You have to make your cucumber sandwiches just before you serve them you see!”

When we dropped her off the Bro and Dad picked up some food and then we beat it over to the new ranch to read and repose.

The Bro raked a LOT and had not even time for a swim.

I played a bit with the niece to keep her from driving Dad insane.

She has spotted a small hole in the fence and is testing the waters to see if she can make a great escape.

I think her big head would get stuck but you never know.

I’ve tried to explain to her that rescue shelters aren’t nearly as cosy as our camp ground but even though she has big ears she doesn’t listen.

Oh well maybe one of these days she’ll get the message!

Blessing#2551-Repeat Performance

Precious Peeps it’s your Perfect Pitty hear again to give you a special Saturday treat and to let you know that I am even more beautiful than I was yesterday.

I spent the day by the pool tanning and making Vitamin D with my Dad and Grandpa.

We dropped old Granny off at the tearoom and the guys and I all hung out together.

It was fab. Dad raked some leaves, Grandpa read his book and Scoob snored.

I highly recommend doing absolutely nothing as often as you possibly can.

It puts a great big smile on my face.

Hope you had a good start to your weekend. I’ll talk with you on the humpty unless I meet a Prince.

Stay cool and soak up that sun!

Blessing#2550-Bathing Beauty

Precious Peeps it’s Pits here. I’m Perfect as always and ready to propel you into a weekend of joy and wonder.

I know that Pitties have a bad reputation but let me tell you I am terribly tolerant.

Take this as an example. My Dad was vacuuming the house once again as we have to keep it spick and span for potential buyers visits.

This necessitates the removal of canine companions to his chamber lest we get in the way.

As always I took my favorite spot under Dad’s bed while the roaring of the machine ensued and guess who decided to join me. None other than the stinking Gizz.

Now I know y’all think that we two are always at each others throats but being consumed with compassion I let the critter catch some shut eye.

Never let it be said that I am not a being filled with Love, Joy, Peace, Kindness, Patience, Goodness, Faithfulness and Gentleness

I draw the line at Self Control as it is after all the weekend and I intend to indulge in many sensory pleasures of the gluttonous kind.

Hope you have a smacking good time yourselves and please if anyone speaks badly of me and my kind let them know I’m almost angelic!!

Blessing#2549-Saintly Soul

I don’t know if Ma was taking the nieces advice on sleeping snuggled like a ball but when she woke up just now a crane would have been helpful to heave her into the upright position.

To say she was stiff and creaky is a gross understatement.

Oh to be “nimble” again she uttered and that started a whole chain of thought.

“Scooby” she said “did you know that long long ago when I was young there was a bread on the market in the UK called NIMBLE”

She went on to explain that it was for people who were watching their weight and was very airy and light.

Did I really need to know this at six in the morning?

We then reflected for a moment on that word. For Ma it will always evoke memories of bread floating heavenward on a balloon.

For me it somehow is not a word that I care for. It’s too posh too contrived.

Do you like it?

I prefer good honest words like bendy!!!

Blessing#2548-Agility

Precious Peeps here I am your PERFECT Princess to heave you happily over the humpty.

I hope you are in as good a mood as me.

I put it down to slumbers.

Here’s what you need to do.

First find a warm body to lean against. it can be any available species except snake or fish because they’re cold and slimy.

Next nab your favorite blankie.

Roll yourself into a tight little ball taking care to let your nose escape for air.

Hum a little tune or say prayers until you conk out and then snore like a soprano till sunrise.

This procedure will not only give you a gigantic Pitty smile like mine it will also smooth out all your wrinkles and make you as perfectly pretty as me.

Aren’t you grateful I’m in your life.

Be like me share your tips for triumph and sleep tight till we talk Friday.

Love y’all

Blessing#2547-Beauty Sleep

Precious Peeps here I am your PERFECT Princess to heave you happily over the humpty.

I hope you are in as good a mood as me.

I put it down to slumbers.

Here’s what you need to do.

First find a warm body to lean against. it can be any available species except snake or fish because they’re cold and slimy.

Next nab your favorite blankie.

Roll yourself into a tight little ball taking care to let your nose escape for air.

Hum a little tune or say prayers until you conk out and then snore like a soprano till sunrise.

This procedure will not only give you a gigantic Pitty smile like mine it will also smooth out all your wrinkles and make you as perfectly pretty as me.

Aren’t you grateful I’m in your life.

Be like me share your tips for triumph and sleep tight till we talk Friday.

Love y’all

Blessing#2547-Beauty Sleep

Precious Peeps here I am your PERFECT Princess to heave you happily over the humpty.

I hope you are in as good a mood as me.

I put it down to slumbers.

Here’s what you need to do.

First find a warm body to lean against. it can be any available species except snake or fish because they’re cold and slimy.

Next nab your favorite blankie.

Roll yourself into a tight little ball taking care to let your nose escape for air.

Hum a little tune or say prayers until you conk out and then snore like a soprano till sunrise.

This procedure will not only give you a gigantic Pitty smile like mine it will also smooth out all your wrinkles and make you as perfectly pretty as me.

Aren’t you grateful I’m in your life.

Be like me share your tips for triumph and sleep tight till we talk Friday.

Love y’all

Blessing#2547-Beauty Sleep

We didn’t see anything more than a glimmer of the Ryder Cup but we heard a lot about it.

Golf is usually such a polite peeps pitch but seems that this got ugly.

The teams were being very dignified but part of the crowd was real nasty heckling and jeering the Europeans especially Rory and his wife.

Why would they do that?

Do they think it sends a positive message to the world about the USA?

For sure they represent at least a part the elite of this nation given the cost to attend this event.

Maybe they don’t care or as Cyndi would sing “their true colors are shining through” and they got where they are because they are bullies and thugs at heart.

Can’t help feeling bad for the rest of the spectators who were decent but maybe they should have raised their cheers a little louder to drown out the deadwood.

Anyway Europe won so next stop Limerick Ireland where we can be sure there will not be a repeat of this crowds performance.

Blessing#2546-Best Men Win

We were awakened just now from deep slumbers by the door to the Bro’s bedroom slamming.

We wondered had he been out all night but no he was not in Dracula mode.

Seems the niece had a minor stomach issue related to the amount of grass she consumed at the new ranch yesterday. She emitted a ball as big as a tumbleweed that the Bro had to clean up.

Ma and me had a great kip I put it down to sheer exhaustion.

Ma on the other hand has a different theory she says it’s down to clean bedclothes.

Here filing cabinet brain tells her that this association is far from coincidence.

Why would it be? OK there is a slight whiff of fabric softener that might numb your cortex but with all the plug-ins at work in our house it is imperceptible.

What do you think? Does this happen for you too?

Humans are just so stupid they should never have shed their coats and then they wouldn’t need bedclothes to begin with.

Blessing#2545-Naked Apes