Author: boomingbanter

Girls drive me nuts.

They are always talking about fashion and celebrities and royals and all sorts of nonsense.

I think this type of communication is a waste of time.

I may have to have a word with Ma’s nemesis about this.

Since he’s slashing all sorts of good things he might as well take the axe to such girls gobbledygook too.

Maybe he could put them on a rocket and shoot them off to Venus. That’s a girls place if I’m not mistaken!

Blessing#2412-Cut Backs

Precious Peeps PITS PERFECT here to wing you into the weekend.

I trust you are wearing RED like me!!

Granny had to write herself a note to remind herself.

Not only is it heart awareness day it’s also the annual GALENTINES EVENT at the tearoom.

I said to her this morning that she really should bring me along.

If nothing else I’d provide some unforgettable entertainment not to mention giving all those cream laden hostess plates a good lick.

I could save her so much time and so much money on DAWN but she won’t hear of it.

She says all her pretty people would be petrified.

I’m hopeful a few cucumber sandwiches will still find their way to my tummy.

Have a tickityboo weekend wondrous ones.

Blessing#2311-Pumping Pitty.

That PIT is a joke.

She thinks all I do is eat and sleep.

She has no idea of the efforts I have to put into getting Ma together of a morning.

If I wasn’t behind her whispering that it’s time to go the Black Beauty would be locked in her chambers and we’d miss our rendezvous with Auntie Denise.

I may get a tidbit now and then but it’s a labor of love to activate the ancient one.

I sometimes have to get right up close and belt a bellow in her ear.

Is it any wonder that I get grumpy.

She’s told me today there is no amount of sweet nothings that will work as there is black ice outside and she ain’t for slipping so the Bro will do our doggy duty!!!

Blessing#2310-Added Appreciation

Precious Peeps it’s me your very own positive Pitty here to project you over the humpty with my very own piece of priceless philosophy.

Each morning before Granny comes to release me like Rapunzel from the chamber I share with Dad I know she and the stinking Gizz are up to no good.

I can smell the breakfast and hear the crunch of milk bones and yet they pretend that I’m the lucky one to be given a bowl of kibble.

Now any lesser mortal than me may protest at this injustice but here’s the thing.

To live a happy and joyful life like me you have to accept that even the finest fare is tasteless if you don’t eat it with thanks.

So dear reader don’t be jelly if you see someone having a farm f wsh egg sandwich stick you nose deep into your crunchies and crack on with your day in a happy way!!!

Blessing#2309-Digging In

The snow hadn’t even melted and our extended family were back in force munching.

They feast on our forage at least twice daily.

Creatures of habit just like me!

The morning munch happens around 8:30 am so we catch them in the act on our return from our trot.

Evening eating is usually around 5:00 pm so Ma sometimes catches them in the act when she swings into the driveway.

They don’t even bother to budge for her.

I give them a bellowing bark that usually does the job if I happen to see them but r ally they are part of our pack and don’t often listen.

You gotta give it to them they are faithful friends.

Blessing#2308-Deer Hearts

Well dears it seems winter isn’t over just yet.

Yesterday at dawn Punxsutawney Phil did his annual duty.

He has spoken out loud and clear and has returned to his bunker for another six weeks.

So famous has this groundhog become that his prediction was covered live on SKY news.

The very serious British news reader clearly was annoyed that he was having to cover such an item. Let’s hope we don’t do that again he said!

Sometimes people need to loosen up a little and embrace the more tender moments in life like middle aged men dressed like Lincoln whispering to a fat little critter.

The little ditty Phil composed was adorable too.

This is my kind of news. It got my day off to a good start even if I’m in for further freezing feet!!!

Blessing#2307-Light Entertainment

Well we are thrilled that Ireland is off to a great start in the six nations rugby

Ma was at work but googling the results in between service and dishes.

It’s touching how the old gal still has such strong ties to the homeland.

I’m hoping to maybe make the trip across the big pond one day myself.

Being of a wolfhound nature I’m sure I’d fit right in.

Maybe I could audition as a mascot.

I may have to start drinking the black stuff.

They say it’s good for you!

Blessing#2406-Guinness Guys

Today is the Lily Circle chili dinner.

The preparations started last night.

Ma went to church to help with the chopping of the veggies and the browning of the hamburger (mince meat to you Brits).

The gals cooked EIGHTY pounds of beef.

When Ma came home I felt like eating her.

Ever sinew in her body and every stand of hair smelt meaty.

I couldn’t sleep half the night dreaming of the deliciousness that pervaded my space.

Shame she has to shower this morning or it could have been a delight to be revisited this evening.

Chanel eat your heart out.

Blessing#2405-Tasty Times

Precious Peeps it’s the most perfect puppy on the planet here to project you passionately into the weekend.

I have a secret to tell you. My uncle actually looks handsome.

He is coiffed so cutely he looks like a walking Teddy.

His legs and paws have been blow dried to perfection.

You might think if you didn’t know better that he was about to present himself at Crufts.

Of course, unlike me, he will never be able to do that as he is pure mutt while I,as you know, am the PERFECT pedigree.

Keep all this to yourself I’d hate him to get a bigger head than he already has.

Hugs Peeps and enjoy this wonderful warmer weekend.

Blessing#2304-La Peluche

Fortunately the thermometer reads only minus three this morning as I have been scalped.

Not just as short as my usual cut but still less than the mink I was wearing this time yesterday.

A new me for the year of the SNAKE! Let me slither up close please.

Ma is delighted she says I have never looked more handsome. My coat is perfection!

Imagine having someone you love shorn senseless in such a sub zero ssituation.

I forgive her though because she is a super sweet snack supplier.

I am also more Frisky with my tresses trimmed and since spring is in the air I may as well start pulling some chicks.

Blessing#2303-Short and Sharp