Author: boomingbanter

Precious Peeps it’s your favorite Pitty Person here to wish you a very happy Friday.

It’s freezing here and we had our first snow. It hurts my poor Pitty paws so I appreciate when we don’t walk far in this.

Short walks mean internal intense interval training is called for.

I start by running upstairs ten times and jumping from the landing to the turn in the stairs.

By this time Grumpy has had enough and starts chasing me round the dining table. This usually takes twenty turns before he gives up for fear of inducing a heart attack.

I partake of some rehydration and maybe a tiny treat if one is available if not I gnaw the Nyla for a few minutes.

After this I’m ready for the master suite. Straight through the double doors a quick bit of Zumba on the bed and then onwards into the bathroom to see if by chance Granny has abandoned her footwear in an accessible area.

Usually I manage to find something and this results in a chase with her to retrieve it.

Trust me troopers this will keep you in shape. Give it a try this weekend and enjoy annoying as many peeps as possible!!!!

Blessing#2261-Workouts

I love it when the putrid Pit gets in trouble.

So it was at midnight on Wednesday morning that Ma and I were awakened by a strange noise.

For once it wasn’t Casey Jones instead it sounded like one of Elons rockets landing.

Ma went to investigate and found the roar was coming from the Brothers chamber.

I heard her utter the immortal words « what the hell are you doing »

She returned to inform me the Pit had puked all over the bedroom carpet and the Bro felt the need to immediately clean up the mess and was shampooing the carpet.

We all returned to the land of nod shortly thereafter.

I had a big smile on my face!

Blessing#2260-Housekeeping.

Precious Peeps it’s meeeeeeeeeeee!

Your very own Pits Perfect here to help you over the humpty.

Poor Queen Camilla needs our virtual hugs as her doggie Beth has crossed the rainbow bridge.

Beth had a hard start in life but was adopted as a puppy by the Queen which would officially make her a Princess.

She was a Jackie Russell not a Pitty like me but I’d be most willing to pack my bags for Buck House if the Queen were to ask me.

I can see the headlines now PIT at the PALACE all bans repealed.

Just think of all the good I could do like biting Elons bum when he inevitably shows up with the new President for a state visit!

Blessing #2259-Succession Plans

We got the week off to a good start.

Had a long trot to the park as it was mild.

Stuck in the white wash before we left so it had only five minutes to run by the time we got back. So we walked for a fair bit.

Tossed the whites in the tumbler and bunged on the colors while we baked out scones for the week.

The parents then went for a little shopping to tide us over to the BIG bird haul next weekend.

I relaxed for a while till they returned and then we had lunch and Ma had a pint of tea.

We folded the clothes and put them away and then snuggled for a little while.

Didn’t rest long though as we went visiting a lady friend in a nursing home. I love going there as I get to ride shotgun

Soon it was time for my dinner and the niece’s and our second trot. Go go go!

Ma had a church meeting starting at 6:30 so she said she was making something simple for the humans.

They had grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup.

Sometimes a bit of comfort food is just what’s needed.

Blessing#2258-Homestyle

Well you know I was right about Sunday we had mega meat and roast potatoes and broccoli salad and it was yum yummy.

Ma was knitting while things were cookin

See Auntie Marsha is having big renovations done at the farm so she is clearing out the closets.

She happened on a sack full of wool that can’t be crocheted. Since she doesn’t knit she grifted it to Ma.

Well this wool is like a walking sheep.

It knits up real fast so Ma took to it.

She finished off a project and was about to start a second when she had a recollection.

I do believe I have a pair of bigger needles deep down in my cupboard.

Sure enough they were resurrected and the tension they gave the material was much better.

So we ripped up the first project and started over.

By this time the dinner was done so we ate and once fortified resumed our endeavors while watching “Endeavor” and wondering why the young Inspector Morse had that name.

Blessing#2257-Rework

I love Sunday because Ma is chilled. She was a tad stressed yesterday as they had another fashion show at the tearoom but this one was at 10:00 am.

Meant we had a microtrot I barely made it to the end of the street but it’s OK you can endure almost anything if your nose knows the next day you’re off.

What I enjoy most about Sunday is guessing what we’re going to eat in the evening. It tends to be a more meaty menu than the middle of the week.

In theory “a roast” should last a little more than a single meal but the Bro has a big appetite and Dad is very generous with the tidbits.

So you can see that I am starting to smile again at the prospect of a lick lipper later.

Hope y’all have a good quiet day.

Blessing#2256-Recuperation

I am returning to form. Not quite my usually jolly self but improving.

Don’t for heavens sake tell her but THE PIT actually helped me a bit.

The desire to murder her kept me alive.

It may have raised my blood pressure to a dangerously high level but it’s better than giving up the ghost.

With Thanksgiving approaching I am preparing myself for some enabling edibles to make me more productive.

Given the selection of people for major office in the pending government I am also remarkably confident that I may secure a prime position. I’m smarter than most of those chosen to date.

Maybe I could be secretary for commerce or perhaps I could pilot Air Force One!

Bet we’d be going to Mara Largo every weekend so Ma would like that.

Blessing#2255-Visionary

Precious Peeps Pits here to wish you a very happy weekend.

I’m reworking on my perfection.

Progress was made yesterday. It was really stinky weather so the trot was tiny.

So when we came home and Granny was drying the Gizz I got the zoomies and did a bit of cardio around the dining room.

I was going so fast I almost took a wrinkly out.

The reason? It was announced that my beautiful “boyfriend” Craig Melvin will be the new host of TODAY when Hoda retires in January.

Granny is sweet on him too. He’s our hero and we were so glad that it was pouring otherwise we might not have seen the announcement LIVE from Studio 1 A at the Rockefeller Center!!!

Blessing#2254-Timing

Well I know how much you were all missing me so I decided it was time to resurface.

I cannot believe how you let me down though.

My tender heart is broken!

At least I feel that nature is on my side.

The Christmas cactus decided to bloom early.

Maybe that’s a sign that Santa is coming sooner rather than later.

Please tell him to fill my stocking to the brim as I need encouragement at this tragic time.

Blessing#2253-Endurance

Precious Peeps it’s hump day and I’m feeling it. I need you to help me over!!!

I’m totally exhausted being the pack leader.

No one told me it’s so hard to be the head hound.

I’m so ready to relinquish my power and return to being just a Perfectly Princess Pitty.

Never again will I pray for peace. I want some fighting with the stinker.

Maybe if I slip him a happy meal he’ll comply and chase me.

Hope you’re feeling better than me. There are only so many Nylas you can slobber over !

Blessing#2252-Reassessment