Author: boomingbanter

I nearly fainted when Ma showed me this just now.

“ Take a gander at this hound” she said

Man I thought I was looking in the mirror looks the spitting image of me especially after a trip to the groomer!

All that bull that the niece comes up with about being a Princess has nothing on me.

Dogs were Gods in Egypt and I just happen to be astonishingly akin to this one.

Can you imagine the treats my ancestors may have gnawed on.

Bet it was better than the grizzle I get today.

Where woolly mammoths still around back then? I could so wrap my chops around one of their leg bones.

Blessing#2241-Strong Genes

Precious Peeps it’s Pis Perfect here to wish you a happy All Saints Day and Happy Diwali.

It’s most appropriate that I get to do this as I am as you know angelic.

We had lots of little munchkins pass by last evening for trick or treating.

The stinking Grey Gizz frightens the life out of everyone who comes close with his horrible barking.

Granny is always worried I might take off with them so she puts the candy on the porch telling them to help themselves.

I think that detracts from the fun but she says she can’t be chasing me in the dark.

Hope you had fun and managed to surf your broomstick beautiful just as I would do given half a chance.

Blessing#2240-Gliders

Ma subjected me to Sky News yesterday for prolonged periods because the new Labour Party Chancellor of the Exchequer was issuing her budget.

This is the first time the UK has had a lady in this position. There have been a few women Prime Ministers but never one in charge of the country’s cash.

Ma being very much in favor of gals in high places was delighted and we thought the plans were fair given the state of institutions such as the National Health Service.

At all costs we hope that this pioneering piece of a caring culture can be sustained.

We’re rooting for the very Best of British!

Blessing#2239-Sound Start

Precious Peeps it’s Poor Little Pitty Perfect here to wing you into Wednesday.

Today I know how Humpty Dumpty felt.

See I was snoozing at home minding my own business in peace as Granny had taken the Gizz out when boom they returned and she hustled me into the car.

She dumped the Gizz with Grandpa so they could grump together and we took off at lightening speed.

It was so cool as I got to ride shot gun for the first time but then she pulled up and I knew I was doomed.

We were at the vets. They poked me and took blood and then they pushed needles into me and blew some solution up my nose.

I was Pitty Petrified! I felt broken.

Just like Humpty it was great sitting on the wall for a while until I realized that I was about to crack.

The ride home was slower and I was a tad sleepy for the rest of the day

I’ll never trust that Granny again.

Blessing#2238-Annual Over

Ma watches SKY news sometimes to catch up on British business.

When we were tuned in on Sunday morning we heard a report on the US Election. It’s good for me to get the perspectives of our closest allie.

Fortunately the Brits love dogs so I’ll have no issues with them.

They were reporting on the involvement of Ma’s nemesis Mr Musk in one of my competitors campaigns.

They likened him to a certain Willy Wonka because of all the million dollar give aways he is making.

Got me thinking that there are indeed some similarities. Creepy!!!!

Maybe I should try a last minute adjustment to my manifesto and run a promotion with Milk Bone.

I’d give away a lifetime supply if you happened to crunch the bone with the winning ticket baked inside.

Can’t imagine that would cause any controversies.

Blessing#2237-Lucky Numbers

When Ma and Pa went to church yesterday the Bro was in charge of taking care of me and the niece.

We watched the British Premiere League for a while and then I nearly fainted.

The Bro said « Heh Kids let’s bake »

Where the heck did that come from?

See when he went to the pantry to get a bowl of Cheerios he happened on a chocolate cake mix.

So we got cracking. Literally three eggs some oil and water and the cake mix magically became a dough.

We greased a pan and popped it in the oven and voila we had a cake.

We placed it strategically where the parents would see it but they didn’t.

When they were alerted to its presence they were as gobsmacked as me.

The niece took it all in her stride as though she knew her Dad was always capable of greatness!!

Blessing#2236-Rising Right

The colors around us right now are spectacular.

This dry weather really seems to have made the leaves more vibrant.

The noise underfoot is also so cool as it’s kinda crunchy.

We caused quite a stir yesterday morning when we heard a squirrel go charging through a big pile of fallen foliage.

Poor old Ma couldn’t retain the pair of us.

I halted when the bushy tailed baby scooted up a big tree but the nutty niece just kept on running.

Fortunately we were with my buddy Remington and his Ma Meghan so we each tackled the problem from a different angle.

Eventually after much cavorting through no less than four neighbors back yards Meghan caught the trespasser.

The PIT no doubt will be a feature on dozens of door cams.

I hope protests are posted and she is taken to the pound. No hiding from this little horror!

Blessing#2235-Burnt Orange

As we write Casey Jones is tooting. It is 6:43.

This is acceptable behavior even on a Saturday morning as people might be out and about jogging over train tracks with ear plugs in.

HOWEVER we are extremely vexed with Casey as he was blowing his horn for a good five minutes at 2:00am and this woke us up and no matter how many sheep we counted we couldn’t get back to sleep.

It must have been 4:00am before I heard Ma snore once more.

When the word VEXED came to mind we thought it was unusual that it was the verb that emerged from our brains filing cabinets to target Casey.

We had to investigate in more depth. So to spare your fingers from Googling it yourself read below.

We may use it once or twice a year but conclude it was entirely the correct word right now to describe our condition.

Blessing#2234-Appropriate Choices

Precious Peeps Pits Perfect here to wiggle you into a wonderful weekend.

I have been working on my strut as I believe it is an immeasurably important piece of my art of being beautiful.

You singles out there looking for a love interest got to get it right. Be sensual yet subtle.

Those of you positioned for a new career opportunity be poised and upright but not pushy.

Finally, for those seeking office like the Grey Gizz STRETCH your stride. It seems all the footage I see of the candidates shows they have been trained to walk in a peculiar way.

Watch them it’s like they are measuring a room for carpet or participating in a parade.

Blessing#2233-Swaggering

I get no thanks at all for doing by duty as great guard in our household.

Dad is always yapping when I alert him to the presence of joggers, cyclists, dog walkers, squirrels, deer or for that matter any material that moves.

He is particularly displeased when he is listening to CNN.

I don’t get it because they repeat the same story ever thirty minutes.

So I have decided that as soon as Ma leaves for work I’m going to get under his skin until she returns.

Serves him right for scolding.

Blessing#2232-Irritation