Author: boomingbanter

Precious Peeps Pits Perfect here to help you hop healthily over the hump.

Wednesday’s can be a little wearing unless you are fueled for fun like me.

That is why good nutrition is always part of my Pitty Perfect plan.

Take last evening as an example I had a fabulous first foodie feast.

Stop reading now if you are vegetarian.

Auntie Marsha bought a whole side of beef for her freezer from her next door farmer friend.

The beastie’s liver was part of the package. Neither Auntie Marsha nor Uncle Jim like liver but good old Granny does so they gave her some to try.

We cooked it up with onions and man the smell was swell. Dad and Grandpa had sausages as they aren’t fans. They don’t know what they are missing.

Granny gave the Gizz and me little piece to taste and I nearly died with delight.

There was way too much for one meal so Granny will be having leftovers one of these days. She said she’d share a morsel more then.

The good news doesn’t end there either. Cows are big critters so they have big innards so there are four more packs of this delicious nutritious mouth watering miracle waiting in Auntie Marsha’s freezer just for Granny.

I believe pâtée may be part of our plan.

À bientôt mes amours!!!

Blessing#2231-Foie Folle

Don’t you just love that it’s the middle of October and 26C in the afternoon.

Yesterday Ma decided that she’d move her herbs inside so we all went out on the patio and transplanted the rosemary, basil, parsley and lavender into one giant pot.

It is now taking up a very huge place in the hall but who cares. If it makes Ma happy we go with the flow.

She doesn’t understand that those smells are a gazillion times more potent to our noses than hers but it’s better than Febreeze.

She is also trying again to « winterize » her geraniums. Third time lucky perhaps.

Blessing#2230-Aromatiser

So just when we thought it was winter summer made a comeback.

We slept in yesterday as it doesn’t get light till past seven so we had a short shift around the block as Ma was on usher duty at church.

The Bro was home so we watched the footie instead of CNN. A wonderful diversion from back biting is striking into a net.

After a nice siesta in the afternoon we went for a long trot with Auntie Denise.

It was roasting so we enjoyed a quaff of Adam’s Ale on our return while Ma guzzled a Natural Light!

Sometimes you just have to be happy when you have warm days, pure blue skies and nothing to do but admire the foliage and relax.

Blessing#2229-Super Sunday Kick Back

If you had to listen to me make a speech what would you like to hear?

Do you want to know about my plan to boost the economy by making functional dog biscuits? They would be filled with ingredients to help digestion, give fresh breath, manage sleep and even slow the aging process.

Discoveries would of course be shared with the human medical community!

What about universal healthcare for all including pets? Would that be a bitter pill to swallow or set you heart on fire?

Maybe the position with the greatest appeal would be to ban bad news.

Just imagine if all we heard were feel good stories. Pups and peep projects, kitties being kind to kids, heck even hamsters helping the environment by running in their wheels.

There has gotta be something better than all this yapping and yelling! We need to bite into something more wholesome!

Blessing#2228-Positive Positions

Y’all know by now that Ma is mad on the moon.

Keeps trying to get a good photo of it but always seems to mess up.

Some are « howlingly » bad. Woof woof!!

Sends me crazy especially when she has to dash out with her camera first thing in the morning when I have more important business to do.

If anyone has tips on how to make the pie in the sky look better please call me.

In the meantime get your early votes in for the cuddliest candidate on the ticket!!!

Blessing#2227-Illuminating.

Precious Peeps it’s that day you have been waiting for when your very own Pitty Perfect wishes you a happy weekend.

I have no great plans for the moment just hoping to hang out with my very own hooman.

Now don’t get me wrong Granny is OK if a little goofy but she does favor « her dog » the stinking Gizz.

Grandpa is almost as Grumpy as the aforementioned. Hardly a bundle of giggles!

That’s why I have Dad he’s mine alone and we have that special attachment that only one man and one dog can have.

Hope you get to snuggle with your special someone this Saturday or Sunday!

Blessing#2226-Squeeze

I am excessively fed up with Ma. She is spending way too much too much time at the tearoom and not nearly enough time managing my campaign.

Yesterday she combined her daily duties with a special event at the woman’s club.

Didn’t come home till dark.

What an opportunity I missed I could have worked on my future coin too.

Now how am I meant to make any impact if I can’t even leave the homestead. You have got to be seen to be heard!!! More importantly you gotta make your mark!!!!!!

She has promised that one of these days when it’s not too hot or not too cold she’ll take me to work with her.

That way at least I can do a little door to door and lamppost to lamppost communication.

The clock is ticking!

Blessing#2225-Minting It

Precious Peeps Pits Perfect here to push you with passion over the Humpty Dumpty.

I am feeling particularly perky at present because it’s cooled down swiftly.

It’s great to be able to walk for miles without having my tongue tripping me up.

To be honest I’m confident I could take myself into town for some shopping and snacking but you know the old gal won’t let me roam alone.

If you have the chance to get out and about on your « Todd Sloan » take it.

I can’t think of anything sweeter than escaping from these ancients and of course from the pretentious Presidential candidate I have to endure.

Blessing#2224-Escapes

Thank goodness all these swing states are surrounding Ohio or I’d never be able to get there. Ma is too tight to fund an air ticket!!

Secretly she likes to drive me around playing campaign manager!

Both my competitors were in Pennsylvania yesterday. It was wild cold so I decided to stay home and let them get on with it.

I do like a long trot but it’s not so pleasant when you’re freezing and Ma was baking so she wouldn’t take me.

Maybe they’ll both get pneumonia and then there will be no need to vote. I’ll be automatically instituted.

It’s warming up later in the week so I might hit Detroit.

I am pretty sure all those auto workers will love me especially when we lay down tools and « Rock Around the Clock »!!!!

Blessing#2223-Motown

Just three weeks left to make it to the White House.

Of course I know I can’t move in until January but I got to thinking about what I’ll need to pack.

I’m sure there will be no need for kibble as I’ll have a chef chopping up chicken for dinner and of course I’ll have bacon for breakfast.

As I don’t have a doggie bed and since I don’t wear clothes all I’ll need is my leash and collar.

I’m pretty sure the secret service will be delighted that I’m so low maintenance. The move should be over in a matter of minutes.

Oh but then if they allow me to bring Ma and Pa that’s a different kettle of fish.

Maybe I’ll just leave them here in Ohio. It’s about time I stood on my own four feet.

It could get a bit lonesome and cold during the night though. Do you think any of the staff would be around to snuggle up with?

Blessing#2222-Travelling Light