Author: boomingbanter

Precious Peeps it’s meeeeeeeeeeee!

Your very own Pits Perfect here to help you over the humpty.

Poor Queen Camilla needs our virtual hugs as her doggie Beth has crossed the rainbow bridge.

Beth had a hard start in life but was adopted as a puppy by the Queen which would officially make her a Princess.

She was a Jackie Russell not a Pitty like me but I’d be most willing to pack my bags for Buck House if the Queen were to ask me.

I can see the headlines now PIT at the PALACE all bans repealed.

Just think of all the good I could do like biting Elons bum when he inevitably shows up with the new President for a state visit!

Blessing #2259-Succession Plans

We got the week off to a good start.

Had a long trot to the park as it was mild.

Stuck in the white wash before we left so it had only five minutes to run by the time we got back. So we walked for a fair bit.

Tossed the whites in the tumbler and bunged on the colors while we baked out scones for the week.

The parents then went for a little shopping to tide us over to the BIG bird haul next weekend.

I relaxed for a while till they returned and then we had lunch and Ma had a pint of tea.

We folded the clothes and put them away and then snuggled for a little while.

Didn’t rest long though as we went visiting a lady friend in a nursing home. I love going there as I get to ride shotgun

Soon it was time for my dinner and the niece’s and our second trot. Go go go!

Ma had a church meeting starting at 6:30 so she said she was making something simple for the humans.

They had grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup.

Sometimes a bit of comfort food is just what’s needed.

Blessing#2258-Homestyle

Well you know I was right about Sunday we had mega meat and roast potatoes and broccoli salad and it was yum yummy.

Ma was knitting while things were cookin

See Auntie Marsha is having big renovations done at the farm so she is clearing out the closets.

She happened on a sack full of wool that can’t be crocheted. Since she doesn’t knit she grifted it to Ma.

Well this wool is like a walking sheep.

It knits up real fast so Ma took to it.

She finished off a project and was about to start a second when she had a recollection.

I do believe I have a pair of bigger needles deep down in my cupboard.

Sure enough they were resurrected and the tension they gave the material was much better.

So we ripped up the first project and started over.

By this time the dinner was done so we ate and once fortified resumed our endeavors while watching “Endeavor” and wondering why the young Inspector Morse had that name.

Blessing#2257-Rework

I love Sunday because Ma is chilled. She was a tad stressed yesterday as they had another fashion show at the tearoom but this one was at 10:00 am.

Meant we had a microtrot I barely made it to the end of the street but it’s OK you can endure almost anything if your nose knows the next day you’re off.

What I enjoy most about Sunday is guessing what we’re going to eat in the evening. It tends to be a more meaty menu than the middle of the week.

In theory “a roast” should last a little more than a single meal but the Bro has a big appetite and Dad is very generous with the tidbits.

So you can see that I am starting to smile again at the prospect of a lick lipper later.

Hope y’all have a good quiet day.

Blessing#2256-Recuperation

I am returning to form. Not quite my usually jolly self but improving.

Don’t for heavens sake tell her but THE PIT actually helped me a bit.

The desire to murder her kept me alive.

It may have raised my blood pressure to a dangerously high level but it’s better than giving up the ghost.

With Thanksgiving approaching I am preparing myself for some enabling edibles to make me more productive.

Given the selection of people for major office in the pending government I am also remarkably confident that I may secure a prime position. I’m smarter than most of those chosen to date.

Maybe I could be secretary for commerce or perhaps I could pilot Air Force One!

Bet we’d be going to Mara Largo every weekend so Ma would like that.

Blessing#2255-Visionary

Precious Peeps Pits here to wish you a very happy weekend.

I’m reworking on my perfection.

Progress was made yesterday. It was really stinky weather so the trot was tiny.

So when we came home and Granny was drying the Gizz I got the zoomies and did a bit of cardio around the dining room.

I was going so fast I almost took a wrinkly out.

The reason? It was announced that my beautiful “boyfriend” Craig Melvin will be the new host of TODAY when Hoda retires in January.

Granny is sweet on him too. He’s our hero and we were so glad that it was pouring otherwise we might not have seen the announcement LIVE from Studio 1 A at the Rockefeller Center!!!

Blessing#2254-Timing

Well I know how much you were all missing me so I decided it was time to resurface.

I cannot believe how you let me down though.

My tender heart is broken!

At least I feel that nature is on my side.

The Christmas cactus decided to bloom early.

Maybe that’s a sign that Santa is coming sooner rather than later.

Please tell him to fill my stocking to the brim as I need encouragement at this tragic time.

Blessing#2253-Endurance

Precious Peeps it’s hump day and I’m feeling it. I need you to help me over!!!

I’m totally exhausted being the pack leader.

No one told me it’s so hard to be the head hound.

I’m so ready to relinquish my power and return to being just a Perfectly Princess Pitty.

Never again will I pray for peace. I want some fighting with the stinker.

Maybe if I slip him a happy meal he’ll comply and chase me.

Hope you’re feeling better than me. There are only so many Nylas you can slobber over !

Blessing#2252-Reassessment

Precious Peeps I am particularly proud of myself as I have encouraged the stinking Gizz to get out of hiding.

Yesterday the sun was splitting the sky so Granny took us for an extra turn.

When we came home we cracked on and did the scones. As you know we taste test them and the Gizz broke his fast and ate a piece and then a milk bone!!!

Honestly I was starting think he watched Gandhi once too often.

I did my best to encourage him to chase me round the kitchen but he is still somewhat subdued.

Maybe the cake that we baked will stir him back to sturdiness.

Blessing#2251-Invigorating

Precious Peeps can you believe your luck that Grumpy is still grumping.

I spent another day eating and sleeping with Dad. We even made chocolate chip cookies!

It’s getting a little old though.

I need to work off some energy but the weather didn’t oblige; poured all day so I didn’t even get a good walk with Granny.

I just watched the window for some action!

Maybe it’s not so bad having a good chase around the dining room.

If you don’t expend you expand and I’m starting to feel by beautiful black coat getting slightly tight.

Grumpy doesn’t have that problem as he is on hunger strike. He’s sleeping so much I’m starting to think we may have to take him to the doctor.

Any suggestions on how to energize an ancient animal welcome. How long does it take to heal a hurt heart?

Blessing#2250-Mending Matters