Author: boomingbanter

I hate that PIT she is the most menacing monster you could meet.

She hasn’t a good word to say about me yet I groom her daily.

Talk about ingratitude.

I feel a bit disgruntled with the world right now.

It’s like everyone is pointing fingers at those even just a little older than themselves.

Just wait until you’re no longer a spring chicken or a Pretty Pitty.

Thank goodness I have Mum. She’s even older than I am.

Blessing#2129-Maturity

Precious Peeps I am PITch (note the smart mix) Perfect and I’m here to make sure this busy weekend of sport kicks off to a great start.

I trust it will be action packed unlike our walks.

The stinking Grey Gizzard is so slow. I know he is Granny’s dog and she’s not that fast on her feet either but man he is like a big slug.

Only a mutt like him could spend so much time sorting out the wood from the trees.

I just put my nose to the ground and follow the trail like a bloodhound. I’m as fast as a center court forward (see that second smart mix!)

It’s probably because he is deficient in brain cells. Maybe took too many headers in his youth.

I’m hoping the speed on the courts and PITCH will be remarkable just like me!!!

Blessing#2128-Super Charged

So we didn’t serve as the maternity unit this year for the herd but we are currently most definitely the nursery school.

Mama deer is teaching her fawns all about good manners and how to nibble nicely on my Mama’s flowers.

These are to be taken only when vast quantities of honeysuckle hedge has been consumed.

After this, practice is given on skipping around the yard and finally the most crucial lesson of all; how to safely cross the road.

I do my best to also tach them that certain dogs are not as nice as the niece and me so I pretend to be fierce and bark at them.

This drives Dad demented but I am doing my civic duty in keeping the wildlife alive for another season.

When in the White House I promise that venison will not be served! It would be like eating family.

Blessing#2127-Learning Lessons

Precious Peeps Pits Perfect here to get you over the HUMP.

I’m feeling mellow because Dad and Granny were both off yesterday so we watched tennie and footie together and then ate big fat burgers and home made chips for dinner.

We aren’t quite sure how to cope on Sunday when we have both the finals. Grandpa suggested bringing the TV from the basement to the living room so we could watch both at the same time. He’s not stupid!!

In between yesterday’s games Granny and I took a little time to get some air.

It wasn’t really sunny but it was still hot.

I love hanging out with her. She’s not a bad old gal even if she chases me around the living room with the vacuum now and then.

Don’t you think I look exceptionally pretty in these pics? Regal and poised like the most precious of Princesses

We are waiting with bated breath for PoW to appear at Wimbledon and are anticipating she’ll get at least a ten minute standing ovation.

Watch this spot for more predictions.

Blessing#2126-Together

This presidential race is getting pretty hot.

I may need to shave!

It’s a bit like the weather.

We need a good big storm to clear the air and cool things down but we don’t need a hurricane so soon in the season.

I must say I am more than somewhat concerned that the environmental climatic conditions are changing too radically.

This is why you must see that with me you have someone who speaks the truth in a way that you all understand and doesn’t generate methane.

Blessing#2125-Act Now

Why is Wimbledon late this year?

In days gone by it always was on when we were doing exams at school.

Is it to compete with the feet of the footie?

Anyway that’s not what I wanted to talk about.

Strawberries and Cream are the tradition at Wimbledon so they say. I haven’t been YET but we do it differently.

We’re on the water melon instead.

So cooling as your humans sweat watching the nail biters.

Man that new young dude Ben Shelton sure gave Jannik Sinner a run for his money yesterday.

Shame about Coco but Emma was awesome!

Blessing#2124-LOVE!

You all know by now that I am excessively intelligent. Why else would you follow me so devotedly.

Well here is my latest piece of philosophy.

Bunnies, even if they are brainless, need to be trained to be weed whackers.

Can you imagine if instead of eating annuals they ate dandelions.

I bet I could train them with treats.

It would be so environmentally friendly and much better than all those chemicals that just wash off.

We could start a side line in fur hats and make bunny burgers too.

Oh I am so excited.

I must patent the idea instantly.

Blessing#2123-Brain Food

So what do you think of the new Prime Minister in the UK?

Ma is die hard LABOUR so she is delighted.

Mind you she did like Rishi because he’s a Hindu like Dads side of the family. Ma says he got a rough ride having to take over from the mess Boris left not to mention Liz Truss.

Still it was time for a change. Ma is eternally indebted to the original Kier who transformed the country all those years ago.

She still remembers her Granny Barr who was born in 1881 and died in 1965 talking about people going to the work house.

Thanks to what the Labor party did working class people like my Ma could go to great schools and university without getting the family into financial trouble.

This, coupled with the blessed National Health service that hopefully this Kier will resuscitate meant people could live without fear of getting sick.

Let’s see what Kier 2.0 can do and hope it brings new opportunities.

Blessing#2122-Change of Guard.

Have you ever watched extreme hoarders?

Ma is sort of the opposite of that.

She like to run to the edge so she can see the wood from the trees.

Dad on the other hand leans towards heavy handed inventory.

Each time he escapes the house with the bro he goes to the dollar store where he causes out of stock situations by procuring among other things the fiery cheese puffs that Ma can’t resist.

She keeps telling him not to buy them as they blow her up and turn her fingers red but he continues. His form of love token I suppose!

Now to help you understand his excessive compulsion let me introduce you to our stock of pooper bags.

Each roll has 30 bags. Now I know the Pitty Princess is a prolific producer but we must have at least enough to see us through till 2026!

Yet the piling (pardon the pun) continues and as Ma is the only one who walks us I guess he must think this too is a token of his esteem for her endeavors!

Blessing#2121-Waste Not Want Not

Precious Peeps Pits Perfect here to wish you a very happy looooooooooooooooooooooong weekend!

It’s July 4th so all of you in the USA will have the day off and many will take tomorrow off too so you will have some super sized sport!

Granny is only taking today off as she’s got plenty of bookings at the tearoom tomorrow.

She had to make a point today on her website about all good things starting with tea. Never misses a trick that gal.

I know where I get my brains from!!!!!

There will be fireworks tonight that don’t bother me but the heavenly boom booms were bad last night. They did my head in and we got enough rain to water for a week.

So Granny has decided we’ll be weeding. While she nukes a few nettles I’m going to hunt bunnies. They’d go nicely on the grill tonight with that BBQ and corn. All very American but first some British Breakfast!

Blessing#2120-Strong Brew