Author: boomingbanter

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to get your weekend off to a smart start.

Yesterday was Pi Day and there were recipes all over the morning shows. Cakes, cookies, ice cream, spices, pizza, even apple pie whiskey.

Not a single mention though of Nylas.

Just goes to show how stupid humans are.

Don’t they know that with Nylas you can make Pi all you need are three.

I bet Archimedes had a Pitty where else would he have come up with Pi?

Work that out dear hearts. It will keep you chewing till Monday!

Blessing#2007-Pi for Pitty

Sometimes you get so hungry you just gotta eat, even if it’s only kibble.

Such was the case this morning!

I knew Ma was not going to cave in and doctor it with bologna like Dad does as she is a tough old bird.

So I went to the pantry door to explain I was hungry and when she filled the bowl and gave it to me I ate it!

Not everything, just to make my point that it wasn’t ideal, but you know what I secretly enjoyed it.

Sometimes a little simplicity can be satisfying!

Try toast today!!!!

Blessing#2006-Plain Potions

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect with some philosophy.

Do not look far from home for pure perfection.

Some people go thousands of miles to find truffles or oysters or the best wines or cheeses but trust me dear devotees delights are on your doorstep.

All you need to do is walk your human for several miles until their feet are hot and sweaty and they feel exhausted.

When they remove their shoes and socks get torn in.

They will be happy with the massage and you will be happy and the salty sensation will be superb!

For a Princess I’m not so demanding don’t need Gucci just Granny!!!

Blessing#2005-Pied de Terre

We are a little late because the hour change messed with us and Dad had to sound the alarm to get us up to make the coffee.

When we did the drinks duty we opened the phone and found our daily message from Auntie Jackie.

Oh how true.

Humans definitely do better with dogs around to make sure they feel loved under all circumstances.

Truth be told dogs do better with humans around too.

Blessing#2003-Followers

Sunday is usually our day to rest when Ma and me have a good snuggle of an afternoon.

That didn’t happen yesterday. The stinking clocks sprang forward and Ma sprang out of bed at six that’s five in old time!

She rushed us round the block and then took off.

Didn’t reappear till dinner time!

Seems she had a big birthday party at the tearoom. Didn’t bring us back a single crumb of cake.

The plan was that we’d watch the Oscars but she was falling asleep before they got half way through so I took her to bed instead.

I might have been cross with her if the POOR THING wasn’t so jiggered.

Now we’ll be confused all week as to what day it is as we’re doing our Sunday today but who cares she’s home with me!

Blessing#1903-Monday Off

Yesterday Ma was all thrilled because when she looked at her speedometer the clock just turned over to 22000 miles.

She was able to get a photo of it too!

I don’t know why she has this obsession with round numbers but if it keeps her happy why worry.

Yesterday we also hit the 1400 wagging tail count so she was adding that to her score card.

Today Auntie Marsha turns over another trip around the sun on her clock too.

She is so sweet and kind to us so we hope she’ll go as far as Aretha.

Blessing#2002-Numbers Game

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to ensure your Saturday is sunny even if it’s tipping it down outside and you are soaked.

I recognize the vast majority of my followers are male, since most females can’t come to terms with my exceptional elegance and intellect, but nonetheless some savvy sisters out there do have the sense to admire me.

To these wonderful women I turn now to ask did you have a good International Day?

Did you bestow bounty on the female brotherhood and perhaps take tea in a setting becoming your wisdom and womanly refinement or maybe bond around the nearest lamppost?

If not get lost. Girl worth knowing gotta give other girls all they got!!!!

Blessing#2001-Femine Force

We had just put the coffee on and sat down to watch the news when we got an email from the security system at the tearoom to say there had been a power outage.

Ma called the tenant in the apartment above and she said there was a power line down in the tearoom parking lot.

This was weird because it was very calm. No storms in sight.

Turns out the dumpster for the trash collection hit a tree branch that pulled down a power line but worse still this resulted in the entire overhead electric pole coming crashing down too.

The pole missed the building by a thread.

The whole place could have gone up in smoke.

Fortunately the power to the tearoom was restored in just one hour but the neighboring buildings were out till 4:30pm!

The parking lot was teeming with people from HASMAT and the electric company not to mention all their huge service vehicles

Can you imagine if this had happened with people around or cars in the parking lot.

Fortunately the party for the day was at 5:30 PM or there would have been total pandemonium!!

Talk about a close call!!! On our 2000 banter anniversary too!!!

Blessing#2000-Momentous Moments

This piece of canine reflection may just be the most profound I have generated to date.

Looking at a cartoon cousin Krishna sent us recently it dawned on me that humans are in this pitiful situation that no other being encounters because they wear clothes.

If they didn’t then I grant you that without fur they might be a tad cool of a winter but this clothes wearing has spawned a huge industry not just in garment manufacturing but in dieting too.

Now why do they wear clothes? Well I suppose in part so they could migrate to cooler climes but no dear reader it is all down to the desire to eat apples.

Really they are quite quite stupid they should have stuck with meat and they’d have always been able to fit in their birthday suits!

Blessing#1999-Vestments

Precious Peeps it’s PITS Perfect!

I had such a delightful day yesterday baking with Granny but then that all went south about 4:30.

I’d just had dinner and the old gal had taken me out for my business when it started.

The big boom booms rolled in fast and I almost lifted her off her feet trying to get us home.

How I hate storms. They make me very scared.

The stinker Scoob is not perturbed a bit and bags the bones.

I just wait and shake and listen to the news until it’s gone.

I am a pin your ears backs pitiful Pitty until I hear the all clear.

Blessing#1998-Sitting Tight