Author: boomingbanter

There is still an element of tension in the air.

Mom has the marks of the incident on her paw so Jaws better keep looking sweet.

Have you ever seen a face like this.

If I didn’t know her I’d say she was PRECIOUS

Pitty picture of innocence looks like she’s about to weep.

That’s the way to seek sympathy but trust me tribe she a terror.

Blessing#2050Seeing Through

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to wish you a wonderful weekend.

I nose you knows, because the stinking Gizz told you, that I had a little exploratory exploit a few days ago.

This is what you call a mug shot! It makes me look like a criminal but you must understand my position and not Granny’s.

Talk about Born Free! Those few minutes of super sprinting chasing a months worth of fresh meat are what I have dreamt of my entire three years of life.

Mind you I was somewhat relieved to encounter Aunty Denise as it became clear quite quickly that Bambi was faster than me and equipped with stamina not bestowed on Princesses.

Still it is always great to have a little adventure very fruitful for future dreams. Hope you can have some this weekend.

Blessing#2049-Escapades

I am on guard and in heaven.

The PIT is in deep trouble and I’m in charge of keeping a close eye on her.

See yesterday just as Ma was picking up my poop a deer wandered right up beside us. Auntie Denise saw it and in an instant so did Jaws.

She literally ripped her leash out of Ma’s hand and took off chasing Bambi!

We looked and called to no effect so after five minutes we decided to divide and conquer.

Auntie Denise went one way to get her car and we went home to get ours. The Bro joined in and she was quickly found.

Just as Auntie Denise reached her house out of the trees tumbled TROUBLE.

The Bro arrived at the scene and brought her home where she currently is in the dog house and I so delighted!

Blessing#2048-Just Desserts

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to make your midweek magical.

I am so enjoying the longer days. It means I can watch the goings on in the street for a while longer each day.

I have invented this perfect pose that keeps me super steady. It would take a crane to move me.

This is extremely important as barking uses a lot of effort especially one like mine that is so deep and delightful. Comes right from the diaphragm.

You can see in this picture how all my muscles are so spectacular. Not an ounce of fat on me.

All this goes to prove that you need to eat your greens. Ignore everything that the Gry Gizz says and listen to me.

Blessing#2447-Perfect Specimen

Yesterday was perfect walking weather so we made up for lost steps over the weekend.

This is my favorite time of year because it’s not so hot that your tongue hangs out unless you are a Pitty.

I’ve never seen a dog with such a long tongue.

It must go with eating grass because she ingested a serious quantity of the green stuff yesterday. Part ruminant I predict!

Now I admit I indulged in a blade or two myself as it’s super sweet at present but she ate more than your average pony.

It has no ill effects except for the end result that is voluminous but fortunately well structured.

We plan to graze some more in just a little while.

Blessing#2046-Turf Times

I am dictating this epistle from the deep comfort of my bed. I am lying very still and close to Ma my secretary.

I have been in this same position virtually uninterrupted since 8:30 last evening. If you are wondering why virtually it’s because Ma had to pee around 1:30am and when she does that she’s always feels the need to hug and kiss me when she gets back in bed which is terribly annoying.

I’ve told her to lay off the lovey dovey business at that time of day because I might be in deep slumber and confuse her for a burglar and nip her on the nose but she doesn’t listen. So I snarl some and suck it up.

Anyway we are now fully restored and ready after a few more minutes in the warmth to rise and take on a new week.

Am I alone in thinking that there is nothing quite as wonderful as that last forty winks.

Blessing#2045-Radiant Heat

Man I’m glad it’s Sunday and this getting up in the middle of the night is over.

Add to this the torture of putting up with the purring of the Pitty as she snuggles with her Dad in their chambers while I’m forced to do nothing but gaze out the window.

I’m ready to run.

If anyone were to open the door right now I’d be off.

Maybe I could follow the scent of Ma in Aretha all the way to the Reformatory.

How long do you think it would take me to do twenty two miles?

If I were to go now I should be able to make it just in time to get a ride back with Ma!

Oh well she’ll be back soon! I’ll just have to pretend for now.

Blessing#2044-Running in Place

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here again.

I’m quite beside myself with happiness because the stinking Gizz has his big ugly nose right out of joint.

He’s used to having all the benefits of being the dog of the pack leader but since Granny is gone my Dad is in charge so that makes me the numero uno in the canine hierarchy.

It’s so cool to be able to exclude Grumpy from all our activities. As an example if Dad and I decide to have a siesta we close the door to our chambers and he huffs outside.

Talk about giving him a taste of his own medicine. Man I love it!!

Blessing#2043-Retribution

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here on this glorious Friday when I get to have a full day of fun with my Dad.

He’s taking care of me and the utterly ugly uncle as my Granny has gone missing.!

Part of me wants her to disappear for ever so I have Dad to take care of me full time but then the other half of me says steady on sister the old gal ain’t that bad.

She slips me the odd scone now and then and mostly cooks from scratch so that yields many morsels. Alas this is not part of Dad’s routine.

There’s only so much Chinese dumplings and burgers that a Pitty can take.

I must remember to kiss Granny when she gets home!

Blessing#2042-Appreciation

Well the next few days we are in the hands of the brother.

Ma starts her Kairos weekend today so she and me will be up at 5:00am till Sunday to make sure she gets « inside » by 7:00 am. She’ll be released if all goes well around 7:30pm so home by 8:30.

I love the Bro but he’s not the greatest on steps.

His idea of a walk is down to the end of our street and back.

Hardly gives me time to pee let alone poop.

Oh well I suppose it could be worse. He’s generous with the Milk Bones and less boring than Dad!!

Blessing#2042-Alternate Reality