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Over the past few days we’ve watched the Netflix series YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.

It’s all about comparing the health impact of eating vegan versus an omnivorous. It’s a twin study so one twin goes vegan for eight weeks. They both do a lot of exercise and the bottom line is the vegans loose more visceral fat but they also loose more muscle or build less muscle as the case may be.

It’s run by very reputable scientists who conclude that the vegans had extended telomeres over just eight weeks and that this may be an indicator for improved lifespan.

There’s also a very big push towards the environmental benefits of going vegan.

Now as you know both Ma and Pa worked in the food industry so they have an understanding of these sorts of issues. They know that animal products generate huge environmental footprints in intensive rearing settings but switching for example from cows milk to almond milk is not a sustainable solution. Almonds eat up huge quantities of water and that sooner rather than later water is going to be the big issue

That being said the sight of all those poor chickens and piggies and cows that were shown in this series touched Ma’s heart.

So bottom line I have to prepare the meat loving bro for a shock! At least one or maybe even two nights a week, if Ma can manage to conjure up some tasty dishes, we are going vegan. No milk, cheese, eggs or meat!!!!

Dad has also been informed that next week he’s making soy yogurt rather than our usual whole fat milk.

As for me and the niece we are safe for now kibble is not being culled!

Blessing#1939-Greening

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One of Auntie Marsha’s gifts to Mom this Christmas was a personalized two year diary.

Yesterday Mom took to filling it in.

I watched carefully to see what’s going on and you wouldn’t believe but things are planned out as far as end of the year!

I’m exhausted already!!!!

Just as long as September 6 is written in stone and highlighted I’ll be fine. After all I’ll be SIX that day. It’s a Friday so everyone should be all set to celebrate!

My latest and greatest invention must be a doggie tea party. Do you want to come?

Blessing#1938-Red Letter Days

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Ma as you know is a nutter.

Her latest scheme for the tearoom is a murder mystery. More dressing up!!!!!

I’m petitioning her to make me part of the plot.

Didn’t every famous detective use blood hounds at some point? Isn’t my name Scooby

She has already set the date now all she needs to do is plan the gruesome get together.

Clues, cast, casualties, cause and culprit!

Watch this space!!!!

Blessing#1937-Mind Games

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Ma did a little reset at the Tearoom yesterday for Valentine. It’s never to early to start talking about hearts and flowers!

I’m so glad I have my Mom and I know from the bottom of my heart that she’s equally glad she has me.

True love is hard to come by in this big world.

It’s especially important to recognize that it’s the best gift of all.

It’s the same with the Bro and my nemesis

While she may drive me round the bend she does love the Bro to bits.

So I suppose if I love him I should love her a little bit too.

That may be taking things too far!

Blessing#1936-Amore

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Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to wish you all a wonderful 2024.

What a great start to the year I have had.

Granny has been exceptionally energetic and took me and Grumpy for a car ride yesterday morning.

We went to the Bluffs.

It was so exciting to roam through the forest and get down by the river.

I got a little excited and generated some drool decor to enhance my beauty!

The ugly jealous Stinker said I looked like I’d been iced like a cookie with snot!

Personally I consider that nothing detracts from nature’s gifts to my gorgeousness.

Onwards omnipotence!

Blessing#1935-Outward Bound

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Ma has cast on a New Year.

Last time she took seriously to knitting was in 2013 when she packed in the ciggies.

I wasn’t around then as you know but I understand that for weeks the needles were clicking at a tremendous rate and she hardly spoke to a soul. Had to concentrate!!

She found an inspirational pattern a few weeks ago and bought all the wool last week so now she’s off!!

This time she is cutting the alcohol back to 250ml of wine a day or two cans of beer that may seem a lot to y’all but it’s essentially half of her usual intake.

She is also limiting post dinner eating to a small desert rather than a bucket full of nachos or chips that are usually followed by chocs and bikkies!

It’s a shame because she was always quite generous at sharing these delights with me and the niece except of course the chocs that are toxic!

She has become way too chubby and she can’t get into many of her pretty clothes so she’s taking action.

She has been psyching herself up to this for weeks so of course every choc in the house had to be eaten except an extra special box’s from auntie Alicia next door that has been hidden away for her birthday weekend.

Please think of me and Nala and Dad and the bro as we endure this new cottage industry and are forced to watch the entire series of Allo Allo!!!

Blessing#1934-Situation Comedy

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None of this nonsense and superstitions about old year out and new year in around here.

Just set the werewolf on any inauspicious intruders who might happen to darken your door.

No need to dust or clean or flush out the cobwebs.

That’s all too much like starting off on the wrong foot. You should be tucked in bed at that time getting set for your morning trot!

I may not be dark or that tall for that matter but I sure am handsome and who needs coal when you have a free gas generator like the niece around.

Have a great year ahead and remember I’m running so take steps now to elect me and make this the most outstanding and memorable year in history!

Blessing#1933-Presidential Power

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It’s been unbelievably mild here this winter. Hardly a frost and only one little snowfall.

Seems it’s the same in the Channel Islands where Ma’s mate Maggie lives. She posted a picture of a primerose already flowering in her garden yesterday.

It’s so pretty, usually you see them in April!

Ma fears for her daffodils that are sticking their green noses through our soil.

They will definitely be nuked if they get any further out as this is after all Ohio and we know for sure we are destined for the deep freeze before our spring flowers bloom.

It’s still a great feeling to realize we’ve made it to the end of December and that the days are already getting longer and warm days are round the corner. I just nose it’s coming

Blessing#1932-Smelling spring

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If you happen to live in the USA you write the date with the month first followed by the day and then the year. Everywhere else in the world they do it the logical way with the day first then the month and year.

When I become President I may impose the international standard here too. I won’t immediately attempt a conversion to the SI unitary system as that might cause a revolution and require much education that would dig a deeper debt deficit.

For now back to days months and years. One aspect of the current system is that it occasionally throws up a wacky winner.

Take this New Year’s Eve as an example. Unlike Kermit I realized this would happen months ago as I am something of a mathematical genius in addition to all other attributes.

Many people who just had the ah ha moment are scurrying to Las Vegas to say I do!!! Thinking the date must be auspicious the chapel of the Little Flower has seen bookings soar in the past days to more than triple the usual busy holiday traffic!!

Do not be so hasty dear hearts. All we need to do is prepare for that waltz and repeat after me 123123……

Blessing#1931-Dateline

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Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to get yet another loooooooooong weekend off to a wonderful start. Seeing me is sufficient!!!

Have you set your new year resolution yet?

I chewed over mine and concluded that my goal is to reach the pinnacle of perfection and be recognized for my outstanding attractiveness, abilities and attitude.

Partial as I am to a Nyla my thoughts are that I might promote the product on the large screen.

Don’t you think I would make the perfect spokesperson.

Consider the pearliness of my canines! The glow of my coat not to mention the sparkling of my eyes and my precious tinny tootsies!

Never was there such an outstanding strategic fit in the history of marketing.

Mark my words fame is in my fortune.

I love y’all!!!! Keep munching the collagen and you too could look like me!!!!!!

Blessing#1930-Star Quality