Booming Banter

Ma had a great birthday yesterday! I loved her lots and she got cards and presents and was all happy and smiley.

Add to that the gift from above of 12 deer in the yard when we went for our trot and then snow in abundance that showed off our little residual Christmas lights and she was well pleased. Loves snow does Ma!

She said that it’s hard to believe that she is 64.

Seems many year ago when the famous Beetles song was released people who were 64 seemed very ancient.

Now they seem youngish!

Maybe people do doggy division when they are “maturing”. She’d only be 9 in dog years!

That may be taking things to the extreme.

She says apart from the extra pounds, the odd creakiness when she gets up of a morning and the hearing loss in her right ear induced by dogs barking in it on roadtrips she feels about 24.

Now having said that she is neglecting the fact that she’d best not look in the mirror with her specs on but don’t tell her I said that.

Blessing#1980-Visual Impairment

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to give you a giggle.

Do you ever have funny dreams that materialize?

Sometimes I see so much of the Grey Gizzard that I dream I’m morphing into him.

Well guess what? The dog pound close to Granny’s work has found the exact replica of my dream!

It’s a guy called Wally! The name sorta suits him but I must admit he is kinda cute.

Up for adoption should you be local and certainly much sweeter than the Gizz as no one could be that nasty!

Blessing#1979-Semi Clone

Oh so sorry to be so tardy. We slept in!

One of those deals where Casey Jones woke us at 5:00 and then we rolled over and next thing you know it was 7:00 and then it’s trash day so we had to rush to get that done and wouldn’t you know the trash people came early so we were huffing and puffing and just about made it to meet auntie Denise.

WHEW!

When we came home Ma started to get plates and cups and napkins and cutlery ready for her Lily Circle tonight and then she got to consolidating all the mounds of such material that we have in our garage for parties and almost two hours later she has time to type for me.

Anyway there is nothing that makes her happier than putting order among our chaos!

Except perhaps tulips!!!

Blessing#1978-Spring Clearing!

Precious Peeps its Pits Perfect here, who else would you expect on Valentines but your very own PRINCESS.

Unlike the stinking Gizz my youthful heart is full of love and affection.

The encounter with Bo a few days ago got it really racing.

He is so tall, dark and handsome and I know he has a soft spot for me even though he plays it cool.

I think I’ll pull Granny in his direction again this morning just in the hope his Ma might go to work late.

If we don’t see him I’ll leave him a little message on his mailbox so he knows I passed by.

Hope you have someone to dream of dating on this special occasion if not just have a snooze and stay well clear of those with grey hair types like Scooby!

Blessing#1977-Lovely Day

I was totally mortified yesterday morning.

Auntie Denise, Ma, myself and IT were galloping along when we happened on Bo and his Mom.

Bo is the giant Bernadoodle who lives at the top of our subdivision. To say he is aloof is an understatement.

He saunters along unleashed beside his human and, in addition to his impeccable behavior, is well known for being extremely handsome and exceptionally well groomed.

Well of course the THING tries to kiss him which he just about tolerates and moves on majestically head held high.

So his Mom being a kind and gentle soul tries to make amends to the BEAST. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out treats.

Of course Bo being Bo knows these treats are of the highest quality my guess is they may be caviar but he ignores this. Thats when the THING takes a dive. She literally tried to get into the pocket of Bo’s dear Mama.

I was beside myself with anger and was called upon to intervene and bring IT back in line.

They will never walk with me again.

I’m so mad because they’re so influential!!!! I was counting on them to be major sponsors of my campaign!!!!

Blessing#1976-Authority

There are many sleepy heads in the USA this morning as the Super Bowl went to extra time.

By the skin of their teeth and in the very last minute the Chiefs won.

Taylor must be happy! Bet she didn’t bite her nails though!!

Ma and me went to bed at half time as Ma was recovering from her Galentines extravaganzas at the weekend.

That’s why we’re a little late on the banter we had to wait until the morning news to hear the results.

So we are feeling well rested and ready to roll.

Unlike a certain Princess who stayed up and is still snoring!

Blessing#1975-Chief Choices

Did you all have a good start to the Chinese New Year?

Ma made noodles as it’s traditional to have them. They’re auspicious!!! They symbolize longevity!!! Hope it doesn’t matter that ours were instant!!!!

She also made Kung Pao Pork that was much more interesting. I don’t quite know what that’s meant to do for you but it sure smelt good.

It’s the year of the dragon which is the Bros zodiac sign.

According to Auntie Tjin when it’s your year you have to wear red underwear to fend off the spirits that will try to steal your good fortune.

The bro better invest in some new boxers as he only has two red pairs and since he only does his laundry once a week and since the niece is partial to eating these items that could cause issues!

Blessing#1974-Precautionary Measures

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to perk up your weekend and make you as magnificent and as happy as me!

Dad bought me a beautiful new white Nyla as I’d reduced the one Auntie Denise got me at Christmas to a stump and it had to be disposed of lest I swallow it intact!

Dad is so kind to me and for some reason to the stinky Gizz too as he got him one also.

Of course the Gizz is greedy and wants them both so it has created a fearful friction and some fierce fighting that is doing Granny’s head in.

Even she took my side last night and screamed at Scooby.

I just love it when that happens!

Don’t you feel so good when someone get their comeuppance!

You get a certain kinda smile that starts deep in your brain and locks your back teeth together and makes your eyes go pointy!!!

Oh and of course you feel it all the way to your bones!!!!!

Blessing#-1973-Smug

Precious Peeps it’s Pits Perfect here to perk up your weekend and make you as magnificent and as happy as me!

Dad bought me a beautiful new white Nyla as I’d reduced the one Auntie Denise got me at Christmas to a stump and it had to be disposed of lest I swallow it intact!

Dad is so kind to me and for some reason to the stinky Gizz too as he got him one also.

Of course the Gizz is greedy and wants them both so it has created a fearful friction and some fierce fighting that is doing Granny’s head in.

Even she took my side last night and screamed at Scooby.

I just love it when that happens!

Don’t you feel so good when someone get their comeuppance!

You get a certain kinda smile that starts deep in your brain and locks your back teeth together and makes your eyes go pointy!!!

Oh and of course you feel it all the way to your bones!!!!!

Blessing#-1973-Smug

I saw Ma looking at this post yesterday morning coincidentally just before we took the trash out.

The prospect of her being guzzled up with the garbage kinda scared me!

Who would take me for walks?

Who would I sleep with? Heaven forbid the hateful hussy that is my niece!

Worse who would cook the dinner and let me have the best little bits that fall by the wayside!

There again maybe we’d get takeout that might be tasty!

Blessing#1972-Trash Attack