There was a mighty war fought yesterday and I won.

The tike thinks she owns every toy in my house but I gave her short shift.

Ma put her in the crate because of the noise she was making. This gave me a chance to seconde a few more of her things from under the bros bed.

She has a squirrel as tall as herself and a serpent the size of the pair of us combined.

I like that one best. Each bump in its body contains a separate squeaky.

Since I am so angelic and gentle with my toys Ma said I can keep it.
Call me a snake in the grass if you like its mine all mine!
Blessing #1090-Revenge