This is a very appropriate number for my post today because I have been rescued.
Auntie Marsha responded to my calls for help and sent a KONG for Jaws.
She said it was definitely indestructible and had been road tested on Libby her Great Dane.
I am beyond ecstatic to report that after thirty six hours of near on constant attack and on close inspection Kong is still King.
Not a smidgen of substance has been removed from his body. The house is filled with a delightful rasping that signals peace on earth and good will to all men.
I am in heaven but giving it a few more days before putting Scottie anywhere near Mega just in case.