I’ve been working on my strategy and have reached the conclusion I need sponsors. Campaigns are costly and competitors for the Oval Office claim to have billions.
Pet food manufacturers would be too obvious and too polarizing.
That’s why I’m homing in on bologna.
My competitors may be metaphorically full of it but for me this is literal the case.
I eat this delight daily so I plan to seek sponsorship from this source.
We need a jingle along the lines of « a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down ».
What about « a bit of bologna bodes better than babble. »
Shows I’m a down to earth sort. Traditional values no oysters or fancy food for me.
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