You know Dad is always reading well I’ve discovered why.
It’s a simple solution to avoid incarceration for murder of a Princess.
I’d try to do my best to help him by killing her myself but she’s so smart at squeezing under beds and furniture.
The tension rises and reaches a crescendo by Saturday evening and then subsides while Ma has her days off and does all the screaming at us instead.
What’s your trick for staying sane?